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One Question Leaps to Mind January 14, 2010

Posted by skinbad in Crime, Economics, Family, Stupid shit, Women Ranting.
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Was it a Kimber Compact CDP II with checkered rosewood grips?

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1. skinbad - January 14, 2010

If not, I have no use for this woman.

2. lauraw - January 14, 2010

She’s charged with the unlawful sale of a child

whuh??

3. skinbad - January 14, 2010

STFU, stickler.

4. lauraw - January 14, 2010

If the story was from Utah I wouldn’t have said anything.

5. Cathy - January 14, 2010

poetic

6. Tushar - January 14, 2010

So the Govt will try to nullify this illegal sale, and give the child back to an abusive mother?

7. MCPO Airdale - January 14, 2010

So the Govt will try to nullify this illegal sale, and give the child back to an abusive mother?

Of Course!!!

8. Eddie The Bear - January 14, 2010

Taurus Judge

9. xbradtc - January 14, 2010

You can’t get shit for a two-year old. As soon as you take ‘em from the maternity ward, they lose half their resale value.

10. Sobek - January 15, 2010

What idiot would buy a two-year-old? No way that kid could push a lawnmower for five more years at least.

11. Sobek - January 15, 2010

The missus and I just finished watching the first season of 24. Holy crap was that aggravating.

1. When Terri and Kim got kidnapped for the seventeenth time I was seriously hoping one of the bad guys would just put a bullet in their heads and be done with it. Seriously. One kidnapping plot per day. No more. Congress is passing all kinds of worthless laws; they should take time out of their busy schedules bribing each other and criminalize the depiction of more than one kidnapping per day in any given plot-line.

2. Is there not a single person in the entire town of Hollywood who has any idea how guns work? I know movie guys hire military consultants. None of them could have pointed out that, for example, you don’t need to rack the slide when there’s already a round in the chamber? Or that when Victor Drazen’s gun goes empty, he wouldn’t keep making a “click” sound with the trigger, and the slide would be locked open? I hope everyone in Hollywood gets bitten by that monkey in Outbreak.

3. I pure hate Sherry Palmer. David should have chucked her out a window. Every time she was on screen I’d complain to my wife that I hated looking at her, hated the sound of her voice. I want to be entertained, not filled with venomous bile.

4. Dennis Hopper is not a convincing Serb. He is actually a terrible Serb. He sounds like a Mexican trying to do an Eastern Bloc accent. Good actor, great intensity in the eyes. Just shut him up so my ears can stop bleeding.

5. Three thugs have a shotgun in the under-cover cop’s face and SWAT doesn’t come through the door immediately? You’re breaking my balls. Seriously. Breaking. My. Nuts.

6. Automatic pistols lock open when you run empty. They don’t keep clicking. If you want Drezen to sound like he has a revolver, give him a revolver, you brain dead tree humpers! If you want him to have a bad-ass-looking semi-auto, lock the friggin’ slide open. I know it can be done. I’ve seen The Matrix.

7. Alexei Drezen is supposed to be this amazing super-assassin, and he leaves his spent case on the ground? I swear I’m going to break my television. I even said, before Alexei turned to walk away, “that super-assassin better not walk away with the spent shell on the ground.” Then he walked away with the spent shell on the ground. I didn’t break my television, but I did go outside and kick a puppy. Now I feel remorse, which pisses me off even more.

8. Soul patches are completely unacceptable. Completely. There is no excuse for that sort of nonsense. If I ever meet Soul Patch, he better hope I don’t have any scissors.

9. Drezen is military, right? He’s acting the whole time like he has at least a passing familiarity with handguns, right? So first of all, why does he try to ambush Bauer with a pistol in the first place, and second, burn in hell for all eternity. Semi-automatics don’t go “click” repeatedly. Window lickers.

10. I’m glad Jack saved his family. Most of them, anyway. Now arrest him and never let him see the light of day ever again. Dude’s got less respect for the Constitution than, to pick a random example, Ruth Ginsburg.

12. skinbad - January 15, 2010

I pooped out about season four. My wife stuck with it. If I could watch Kim run around with the TV muted she might not be so bad. I think Lipstick and I discussed this once. I believe Lipstick wanted her to be gang raped and killed–and she wasn’t particular on the order.

13. Pupster - January 15, 2010

Good to see the physical manifestation of my tax dollars hard at work.

Can you do ‘Lost’ next?

14. Thought I was the only one... - January 15, 2010

So many people love 24, that I thought I was the only one that can’t stand it. The slide lock bugs me too (in any show), and after 2 seasons, 3 at the most, you would HAVE to either start trusting Jack or imprison him. You can’t break the law like that without accepting the consequences. End the show. We don’t need a new season.


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