Loquaciousness February 12, 2010
Posted by skinbad in Ducks.trackback
I believe this John Mayer lad is loquacious. And I admit to not really being bothered by what I have read. I get a distinct note of Chris Klein with a saucy dash of, dare I say, Wickedpinto. Here he is opining on Jessica Simpson:
“Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he continues. “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f*****’ snort you?
I think the guy is smarter than your average bear. In some ways, he probably retrospectively wishes he could shut the ol’ pie hole a little more often. But I think he also understands the PR game. I remember as a kid being emotionally involved in Muhammad Ali fights because I wanted to see the cocky SOB get his face smashed. Well, guess what? He won. And not just the fights. He won because he got me, and millions of other people who formerly didn’t know the names of any fighters (or care who won) to pay attention. Mayer is going to sell some music and some tickets because he’s stirred up a little controversy. Looks to me like an entertainer being entertaining.
His interviews seem to be very pole-centric. So I think we need a poll.
Dude is too heavy on the metaphors. He should have just said something like: “I have yet to meet a woman than can throw down like Jessica”.
That would have pretty much set him up for as long as he wanted to be set up.
But maybe Jes screwed his brain loose..and now he cant speak coherently.
C.) All of the above.
Gentlemen do not kiss and tell. What a moron.
musician ≠ gentleman*
*bass-playing goobers excepted
actually I’d keep bass players in the list.
Who?
OK, this is just weird.
Mrs. Geezer just informed me that the cold water coming out of the faucet is hot. (relatively speaking)
I checked with my digital thermometer and it’s 66 F.
We’re on a well, normally the water temperature is around 50 F.
It’s Winter. I don’t remember the water being this warm in the summer.
Idaho is in a Volcanic region.
I’m thinking that something is heating up the aquifer.
http://www.earthmountainview.com/yellowstone/yellowstone.htm
If Camp Geezer gets blown to smithereens…
Avenge MEEeeeeeeeeee.
If it’s any comfort, I saw a show on tv that said if that yellowstone super volcanoe ever blows pretty much all North America is going to be toast.
Stay safe Geezer.
THE VOLCANO IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Or maybe a precurser to an earthquake…
When we were trying to set up for the Christmas dinner at our church last year, the water coming out of the cold taps in the kitchen and bathrooms was scalding hot. We stomped through the snow out to the softball field and used a tap there to fill 50 water pitchers. And had a brigade get them back to the building.
The mystery was sort of solved when we found the other side of town (who also uses the building) had a baptism earlier that day. Someone forgot to fill the baptism font until it was too late (it takes about 1 1/2 hours if you do it right so the water heater can keep up with the output) and messed with the water heater settings to try to get a lot of hot water fast. I don’t know how it would even be possible to screw it up enough to get hot water in the cold lines, but I guess commercial set-ups are a lot different than homes. We had to warn everyone that day and the next day at church to watch their little kids in the bathrooms. They could have burned themselves very badly.
Damn south-side Mormons anyway.
Even down here in Texas, we hear rumors that those south-side Mormons are a bunch of hoods and riffraff.
I heard they routinely make cheap hits during Mormonball games, and then flirt with your girls afterwards. Bastards.
Maybe if that Yellowstone volcano blows, it will melt the snow in Dallas for us.
That would be nice.
Or the Geezer has a hot water pipe leaking and spraying on the cold water pipe.
I had a hot spot in the hallway. there was a broken hot water pipe in the slab that was warming it.
My Laser thermometer gives bad temps with old batteries, FWIW
Geezer,
Run for the hiiiiiiiiiilllllllsssssss… oh wait, Idaho
nevermind
nevermind
But, but, Geezer is in the Idaho flatlands, the banana belt of Idaho!!!
Ruuuuuun, Geeeeeezer, ruuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!!! Run for the hiiiiiiiiillsss!!!!!!!!!
[Mrs. Geezer -- catch a flight to Dallas and we will put you up until the holocaust is over. No problem. You can help Cathy shovel volcanic ash off the pool deck.]
[Mrs. Geezer -- catch a flight to Dallas and we will put you up until the holocaust is over. No problem.]
hahaha horndog
I went outdoors and checked the faucet coming directly from the well pump. It’s 66 degrees.
Mrs. Geezer wants to know if she can stay in the Ghey Goober in Texas room.
hahaha horndog
Don’t judge me. I have met Geezer’s wife — you have not.
That would be the Persimmon Room, which Dave thought was slightly less gay than the Gold Room. Yes, she can stay there. She will have wireless access to my router, so maybe she can keep in touch with you by email in whatever cave you are living in.
Don’t forget to brush the horses.
you have not.
true dat
The Gold Room has better bathroom access, though. And I think the Persimmon Room may be slightly gayer. Hard to say.
PEEEEEELLLL!
*yet another fruitless but impressive flying tackle*
The Gold Room has better bathroom access, though.
That’s not fair. Both rooms have their own bathroom with private access, complete with shower and spare rolls of toilet paper. Mrs. Geezer need not worry about such things.
I agree with you that it is fairly debatable which room is gayer.
Personally, I would say that Dave picked the gayer room. I think the Persimmon Room is gayer than the Gold Room.
Not judging — that’s just one man’s opinion.
Yeah, but you have to walk through a closet to get to the bathroom from the Persimmon Room. If I recall correctly, anyway. I may be feverish and my memory is suspect at best during such times.
*dodges lauraw, spraying germs on her as she passes*
Beats me. They both look like a New Orleans cat house.
I mean, the ones I seen in the movies.
ALso hiya sweetness, LTNS. How’s every little thang?
speaking of…whatever happened to Wickedpinto? I haven’t seen him posting anywhere in a while now.
I’ve seen him posting under his first name over at doubleplusundead. I think he wanted to take a break from “being wickedpinto” and rethink some things.
It is nice to know that he’s still out there, even if he’s become a mythical creature like Sasquatch, The Loch Ness Monster & Conservative Democrats.
WP had a falling out with The Hostages, and then was banned here for over-commenting on the threads. He still comments at Mrs. Peel’s (when she’s posting), and DPUD.