Something About This Girl Does Not Look Right July 5, 2010
Posted by Michael in Crime, Pop Culture, Stupid shit.trackback
Oh, now I see it. She is not correctly accessorized. Look, she does not have any big hoop earrings to complete her fashion statement.
Hey, Big Boy, do I look like the mother of your children? Huh?!?
Jeebers, why would any girl do this shit?
No, she does not look like anyone’s potential mother. She looks like a septic tank. An STD carrier. An emotional wreck with daddy issues. If my daughter looked like that, I would put a gun to my head.
Sheesh.
Mom?
RAAAAACIST!!!
Michael hates las cholas!!
She coulda been a contendah.
Are you sure it’s a girl?
looks p-shopped
I’m about 85% sure that’s a dude.
There is not a single woman that I know, or have ever known, that would only outline their lips, and think it looked good. Chicks the world over covet lipstick.
That is not a feminine mind at work in that picture.
“If my daughter looked like that, I would put a gun to my head.”
You’d be doing it wrong.
She doesn’t wear hoop earrings, because her high heels would get stuck in them at “work”.
Duh.
Chicks the world over covet lipstick.
They can’t help themselves, but I don’t swing that way. Sorry ladies.
*sulks*
*goes back to fawning over Lady Gaga*
Just curious, but is that a nipple ring?
Looks like it to me.
Makeup applied during the getaway portion of a drive-by shooting.
Agree with DiT on the probable p-shop and KC on the sexual identity crisis.
AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Kill it! Kill it with FIRE!
(Okay, breathe, Blast. Be calm…let’s be rational about this…)
Might be a dude. Can’t really see the adam’s apple, so let’s give the benefit of the doubt. Moving on…the asymmetrical lip outline is bad. Perpetual pouty-lip expression (what we used to call the ‘ashtray’ in my misspent youth). Not promising. And there’s the drawn-in eyebrows…in permanent “lolwut?” expression.
Nope, has to be nuked from orbit. And the ground sown with salt.
Cholas outline their lips and don’t fill in. And they get rid of their eyebrows and draw them in with a Sharpie, and do the crunchy hair too.
That said, she doesn’t look like a chola to me. She looks like either a pathetic wannabe, or more likely, she’s mocking them.
My cereal is crunchy!
I never heard of a “chola” before.
Ya learn something every day.
“Chola.”
This colloquialism had better not taint my affinity for Cholula hot sauce.
Is it a Boy George wannabe?
LOL!
I hope this look does not catch on.
This colloquialism had better not taint my affinity for Cholula hot sauce.
You said “taint”.
I choose my words carefully, for maximum impact. I like to dingle subtle alliterative suggestions before your subconcious, like lush ripe berries hidden beneath the broad leaves.
How do you dingle something?