Fashion Tutorial or Sick Plot? July 9, 2010
Posted by kevlarchick in Ballistics, Women Ranting.trackback
Made especially for street fighting. It’s all about the lycra crotch panel.
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Made especially for street fighting. It’s all about the lycra crotch panel.

Chuck Norris. Watching out for your junk.
With the gusset
Yes!
The Hidden Gusset!!
Perfect for the “pee on your opponent” move which has never been defeated.
From what I’ve always heard, chicks dig bendy. I would then surmise, a corollary of this theory is that the ladies dig the stretchy, as well. And, come on, who doesn’t like Chuck Norris?
Am I right? Ladies? Stretchy, bendy Chuck Norris?
Ladies?
Huh?
>>>From what I’ve always heard, chicks dig bendy.
That’s sorta an admission that you don’t do bendy.
Did you really mean to say that out loud?
It means that, besides having a wife who will make us all bleach our eyes upon reading about her sexual congress, that I don’t much bring out Mr. Pointy for public inspection in front of a group of eligible females.
Any more.
I already paid off those student loans.