The Dread Pirate Poopy-Pants October 10, 2010
Posted by Lipstick in News.trackback
So, you thought you could hijack a ship and get away with it? Sure, most of your buddies have done this successfully and I understand that the country you live in is a shit hole, but we still get to laugh about what happens when the U.S. Marines show up.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Old time pirates would never have done that but then old time pirates had a hook for hand. Going the poopy-pants route would have been more favorable than trying to wipe. That’s just gross. Way to go jar-heads!
Poetic Justice!
Piracy poops-out.
… and they didn’t get anything but shit.
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I feel so honored. *sniff