Still Trying To Think Of A Halloween Costume? October 30, 2010
Posted by Michael in Terrorist Hemorrhoids.trackback
You can always fall back on that old standby — the Wicked Witch of the West. It’s funny if you do it right.
Don’t know how? Instructions below the break.
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Those EYES. THOSE EYES!!!
Hi KC! *waves*
Wow trick or treat sucked this year at my house. What do these kids want? Searchlights and a red carpet? Get up here and ring the fokkin doorbell and say the magic words, you little pissants.
Fortunately Mr Kevlar bought the worst candy ever – tootsie rolls. Ick. Even the birds spit them back out.
Hi darling Brew.
We had pretty good tricker-treaters this year. I think one group came back twice but the Packer’s were on so there was no time for a confrontation
Trick or Treat still going on. It only got completely dark about 7:00 central time. Helped with our neighborhood Halloween party. Costumes were awesome… some cash went into those fancy digs… but I guess these folks can afford it.
For the party our neighborhood association rented a huge bounce house that looks like a castle along with tables and chairs (for only $100!!!) and had it in our park. Ordered pizza and served drinks and handed out little toys from Oriental Trading. Those kids are gonna fly high tonight!
I was the ‘bounce house’ bouncer to keep kids from kicking each other’s teeth in. Went well.
Still waiting for the trick or treaters to show. I carved a pumpkin that was a little different this year. I’ll see if White Lily can post it later.
Cathy actually carved a couple of white pumpkins this year — because the normal pumpkins had sold out.
You couldn’t tell the difference after dark.
Cathy actually carved a couple of white pumpkins this year
Racist!
We don’t do Halloween. And we leave in a fairly sparse area – no kids. Of course, the barbed wire across the driveway and the machine gun with a motion-detector probably helped.