Two Stage Cluster Water Rocket! October 12, 2010
Posted by Michael in Man Laws.3 comments
This is why Australia is a great country.
Silly, but great.
Did you know there was an entire water rocket subculture, all documented on YouTube complete with instructional videos?
Me neither. Personally, I don’t think they can achieve the appeal of beer cannons as previously featured here, but we will see.
She Killed Them October 11, 2010
Posted by Lipstick in Women Ranting.45 comments
So, it turns out that the person in charge of sounding the alarm that would have saved lives on the Deepwater drilling rig decided to throw up her hands and decide that it was all too hard to push a freaking button.
Fleytas said she was trained to sound a general alarm any time more than one indicator light flashed, but didn’t do so immediately in this case because she had never been trained to deal with such an overwhelming number of warnings.
Here’s a clue, Cupcake – if you’re trained to hit the alarm when one light flashes, and all of a sudden the board lights up, you should:
1. Contemplate your awesome pedi
2. Text your BBF about the awesome new Justin Beiber pic you just found
3. Wonder what the ONE responsibility you have on this rig is
4. Answer a few phone calls
5. Hit the fucking button, you Goddamned Murdering Twat!
The Dread Pirate Poopy-Pants October 10, 2010
Posted by Lipstick in News.6 comments
So, you thought you could hijack a ship and get away with it? Sure, most of your buddies have done this successfully and I understand that the country you live in is a shit hole, but we still get to laugh about what happens when the U.S. Marines show up.
Great Gift Idea For That Special Lady In Your Life October 9, 2010
Posted by Michael in Man Laws.3 comments
May I suggest The Wine Rack Flask Bra.
This could work great with an Elvira costume for Halloween!
Why did I not think of this? The concept is so obvious, in hindsight — squeeze a boob and get a drink at the same time. It just makes so much sense.
Product description:
Enhance your decolletage and get your drink on with this supremely bizarre undergarment. The Wine Rack Flask Bra can turn A cups into double Ds, all while replacing your drinking cup. This dual purpose, portable drinking device is perfect for women who want to stay consistently tipsy and busty on a budget. If you want to sober up but keep your voluptuous rack, simply blow into the tube to retain that full look. $29
Good Way To Learn Dutch October 8, 2010
Posted by Cathy in Entertainment, Family, Handblogging, Humor.17 comments
I’m thinkin’ learning a language while laughing is a good combination…
This video made me feel like I was with my Dutch relatives, but we’d all be drinking, laughing, and smoking. I wanna learn Dutch. Dutch people are a lot of fun. They’re comfy wearing bright orange and goofy hats at sporting events, no matter how silly they look. Generally tolerant and known for being diplomatic, which is a smart move for such a small country. Dutch people live longer than most. Maybe because they don’t take stuff so seriously. *note to self*
Rosetta Stone’s awesome. Been learning Spanish for awhile. It’s a lot of fun and feels like a natural way to learn, but Rosetta Stone should upgrade their language learning software using funny scenes and laughter. Yep. They’d increase market penetration.
Clown Elected To Brazilian Congress October 7, 2010
Posted by Michael in News.1 comment so far
Seriously, a real clown. And he garnered twice as many votes as any other candidate.
Sounds like the Tea Party movement has moved south.
I’m not making this up. You can read the story at Brea Canyon Monument.
Autumn Blues October 6, 2010
Posted by anycomments in AA - Uncategorized.35 comments
This is a long gardening post. Prepare to be bored to shreds, after the jump.
Potpourri October 5, 2010
Posted by skinbad in Crime, Family, Stupid shit.16 comments
A news story contains five of the following:
- flat tire
- Xanax
- cologne
- fish taco
- dead battery
- fire ball
- mechanical pencil
- matches
- neck brace
- sewing machine
Amazing Light Show October 4, 2010
Posted by Michael in Entertainment.9 comments
Of course, Geezer used to do this stuff all the time.
Thanks to Cathy for the tip, who found it on Roamingfirehydrant’s FaceBook wall.
Sunday Morning Musical Interlude October 3, 2010
Posted by wintersetruss in Music.Tags: wish I was there
8 comments
OK, now that all of you IBTSF party attendees are waking up and realizing that you’re going to be the target for copious amounts of Pure Lutheran Scorn for your poor lifestyle choices made last night, here’s a song about how you probably feel today.
And those of you who didn’t get away with your shenanigans last night, and are waking up in the loving embrace of the DFW PD? This one’s for y’all.
Moses’ First Biker Rally October 2, 2010
Posted by wintersetruss in Family, Man Laws, Personal Experiences.25 comments
Last Sunday, I took Mo over to the Penn Center Methodist Church, a country church that some of my cousins attend, for their Third Annual Bike Rally. One of the neighbors and congregants has a BIG collection of motorcycles, and the church decided to invite his local group over to enjoy a day of festivities and fellowship.
Now Moses is absolutely BONKERS for tractors, but he also loves motorcycles. Here he is posing with an early 70′s Honda 450 twin scrambler (modified with clip-on style handlebars). Immediately behind it you can see an early ’00s Kawasaki EJ650, which is the same as my regular bike.
Great Sean Duffy Ad October 1, 2010
Posted by Michael in Politics.2 comments
You gotta love the fact that he actually knows how to log-roll. That must count for something in Wisconsin.
