Not Wedding Shit UPDATED April 30, 2011
Posted by daveintexas in Art, News, Philosophy, Sex, Stupid shit, Terrorist Hemorrhoids, Women Ranting.trackback
Gah. Enough already.
Here. I did this today and it’s almost as homo. HAPPY?
I don’t even know what they are, all I know it they’re gonna die.
Die already.
I did more today..
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Love petunias. Good all-summer bloomers and the pungent smell can permeate an entire yard.
Don’t fall in the pool…
Say, is that pot sitting on a Granite slab?
Cause that would be awesome.
That table has a granite slab, yessir
Are those hibiscus also? Lovely job David. I’m almost sure you are drinking alcohol now. Good for you.
I planted geraniums, zinnias, and marigolds today. I picked some lily of the valley and put them on my kitchen table.
And I am also drinking now.
Another couple of weeks before planting here. There was frost on the ground yesterday morning.
So Brew, since you can’t plant yet, are you drinking?
yes
I don’t know what the hell they are. They’re blue and pink and they’re a buck forty nine at my local nursery peoples.
*drains a martini
I like the variated ones. *shoots a Miller Lite*
homo
polo!
Bwahahahahaha…
Those are petunias, dumbass.
And the word is varieGATEd, you drunk.
*drains 6th beer*
Miller Lite, of course!
Me tired.
I don’t know what the hell they are. They’re blue and pink and they’re a buck forty nine at my local nursery peoples.
Liar. You read the tag. ‘Petunias,’ it said. And you said, “Oh Hell yes. I like Petunias.”
Brew are you drunk?
cool!
Gin martini with a twist.
Just one tonight.
I fuckin hate petunias!
I fuckin hate petunias!
Dave, you just planted petunias.
He was indifferent to them before he hated them.
that’s true
I think he should have chosen pansies.
Brew –no frost here but still to cold to plant anything — sure wish my garden was planted. The tulips are up and beautiful too!!!
HOW’S MOSES THE BOY?
shit, inside voice, inside. How’s your baby boy doin?
My hibiscus is doing very well, thank you. I’m so glad the Messican landscapers planted it ten years ago.
I think he should have chosen pansies.
Janis, in a matter of weeks pansies will be dead from the Texas heat. We plant pansies in the fall and they thrive all-winter.
I got gas for the lawn mower today. I am ready.
Dave-
all boy. Loves mud and playing in the dirt — I am going to have volunteer garlic and onions and who know what else growing in my garden because Moses is helping with it. I should have Russ post some of the Mud pictures.
1) That’s alright — Moses is learning about inside and outside and liabray voice usage. Moses is great
2) How’s Moses the Dog?
Cathy –We can plant pansies in the fall and MAYBE the come back — mostly plant in early spring. I just thought pansies was fitting Dave’s mood
. My oldest sister lives in Austin — she gardens so she has been telling me all about her fresh veggies right now and how you can’t garden after like June 1. I hopefully will get more seeds in the ground this week. Will have to wait for tomato and pepper plants after at least the 10th because of frost.
Brewfan — Mowed for the first time last night!!! Wish both our dang neighbors would spray for the creeping charlie!!! I will be doing that soon too. And don’t forget the crabgrass!
Pansies won’t make it in Texas much past March. They don’t like the heat.
Everything looks lovely Dave.
I water. some. ok they’re goners
Phag.