The Big Bass Mofaku

The Big Bass Mofaku May 28, 2011

Posted by daveintexas in Economics, Entertainment, Heroes, History, Literature, Music, Nature Shit, Personal Experiences, Philosophy, Sex, Stupid shit, WTF?.
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My friend George recently moved and had to downsize the practice room. I totally forgot about this subwoofer, which he ain’t got room for anymore so I had to go collect it up and find a place in the garage for it.

Takes 250 watts just to make it say “hullo baby”. When I had this thing goin on, and I hit a low B on the five string, chicks within 100 feet would ovulate.

100% no bullshit.

True story.

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1. Alice H - May 28, 2011: If I still lived in an apartment I’d be all over buying that bad boy.
2. harrison - May 28, 2011: Show-off.
3. Michael - May 28, 2011: Dang. It really does look dangerous. If anyone breaks into your garage, that thing will jump forward and rip their throat out.
4. kevl - May 28, 2011: Looks like a big doorstop.
5. kevl - May 28, 2011: Did you put the shag carpet on the outside or does it come like that?
6. Pupster - May 28, 2011: Dave and the Dulcet-tones.
7. Retired Geezer - May 28, 2011: I hit a low B on the five string, chicks within 100 feet would ovulate.

Heck, I ovulated from here.

Wait, what?
8. kevl - May 28, 2011: Geezer, I thought you were post menopause?
9. daveintexas - May 28, 2011: shag carpet – special order.

I’m always thinking about the ladies and their comfort.
10. Lipstick - May 28, 2011: Shag can still cause rug burn. I have heard this from reliable sources.
11. kevl - May 29, 2011: Shag can also become…icky. I’ve heard this also. .
12. Retired Geezer - May 29, 2011: Geezer, I thought you were post menopause?

Well, yeah but I’m still retaining water.
13. Cathy - May 29, 2011: Shag can still cause rug burn. I have heard this from reliable sources.

Shag can also become…icky. I’ve heard this also.

Well. Figger we know why it’s called shag then.
14. Dave in Texas - May 29, 2011: All the girls are talking bout shagging.

I love this place.
15. kevl - May 29, 2011: We’re also talking about menopause. Geezer, a coupla beers will help with the water retention. At my house it’s called Puffy Week.
16. Lipstick - May 29, 2011: What’s everybody doing this weekend?
17. kevl - May 29, 2011: I am going to a big picnic at my mother in law’s. I hung up my big American flag out front, made potato salad with BACON and baked a chocolate cake.

I’m ready for a cold cold beer. Keep a lite buzz on all day.

Mr Kevlar is fishing in Corpus Christi bay.
In TEXAS. Damn the man.
18. daveintexas - May 29, 2011: I am chillaxin by the pool this affernoon. It’s windy, warm, and I have to wear clothes.

Not like last night.
19. Mitchell - May 29, 2011: Nice sub-woofer there Dave.

I am packing packing packing for the move. The Parental Units are confident they’ll have their new place picked out some time next week.
20. daveintexas - May 29, 2011: Incidentally that’s not a beer can in the back of the truck. It’s Diet Mt. Dew.

I swear.
21. Lipstick - May 29, 2011: Hey Mitchell, if you need to buy moving boxes, Home Depot has them cheap.
22. daveintexas - May 29, 2011: lug those boxes mule!
23. Mitchell - May 29, 2011: Huh. Didn’t even think about Home Deeprot. I’ve been going all the way over to U-Haul. I think I’m pretty well covered now but if I need any more I’ll go there next time.

Speaking of boxes, Dad gave me a few he had sitting around and three of them had been in a LOT of moves. In fact they’ve been in use since our move from California to Florida in 1987. They’re still in great shape too.
24. Pupster - May 29, 2011: I installed a new alarm system in my Mother in law’s house, yesterday and today.

*polishes “Best SIL Evah” badge*

Now I’m cleaning the house for my parent’s visit Monday on their way back to Utah. (No shiny hardware is expected.)

Tomorrow I’ll be cleaning up the car and getting my new ‘business casual’ look down for my new job starting on Tuesday.

With losing all this weight and getting a consulting gig again, I had to buy all new work clothes. The dude at Men’s Warehouse tried to tell me that purple was the new power tie/shirt combo, but I ain’t buying it.
25. Mitchell - May 29, 2011: But you look GREAT in purple Pupster!
26. kevl - May 29, 2011: Pups congrats on the new job. Purple is a POWAH color. Wear it and pimp it out like Mitchell suggests. Winning!
27. daveintexas - May 29, 2011: purple is the shit pups.

do it.
28. wamk - May 30, 2011: Purple is for closers.
29. LC Aggie Sith - May 30, 2011: MICHAEL!!!!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/dads/e841/
30. lauraw - May 30, 2011: ooooooooo

*drops an egg*
31. harrison - May 30, 2011: That money clip would be fine until the points of the wings sticks you in the junk.
32. daveintexas - May 30, 2011: It would teach you the value of a dollar.
33. harrison - May 30, 2011: I know the value of a dollar; I also know the value of my junk.
34. daveintexas - May 30, 2011: You sir, are a goof.
35. pajama momma - May 30, 2011: Is George Dave’s “partner”?
36. pajama momma - May 30, 2011: Who’s got that scary looking eyeball avatar?

wha?
37. pajama momma - May 30, 2011: *takes another hit off crack pipe
38. pajama momma - May 30, 2011: I’m willing to share with anyone wanting some if you make your offer in the next 10 minutes.

10 minutes is pretty generous.
39. pajama momma - May 30, 2011: It’s been 10 minutes…….probably.

No soup for you.
40. harrison - May 30, 2011: Who’s got that scary looking eyeball avatar?

You.
41. pajama momma - May 30, 2011: o. i. c.

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