How Many Years Would it Take You to Call Someone 65,000 Times? September 8, 2011
Posted by geoff in News.trackback
Try one. That’s 188 times a day.
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it doesn’t matter she won’t answer the phone
bet alcohol and a redial button were involved
I hate it when they play hard to get.
*hits redial
I just call it “the Murdershack” because it’s like, a funny name, it’s not like I’d actually do any real murdering there or anything.
While meeting with a parishioner years ago her significant other called her cellphone 17 times in less than an hour.
*creepy dude*
Geoff…
65,000 divided by 365 = 178 and some change.
But there is no math at this here blog. Right?
I hate it when they play hard to get.
*hits redial
Maybe someone needs to send flowers.
…or dead animals.
…or an ear.
But there is no math at this here blog. Right?
Oops. Transcribed it incorrectly from my calculator.
A boob job and a photo would have gotten an answer much quicker than 65k attempted calls.
“Men have died from time to time, and worms hath eaten them; but not for love.” (a bad memory recall of a Shakespeare line…no one really dies of a broken heart.)
Math?! Yikes!
Am I the only one that doesn’t find this too hard to believe? Women (and some men) tend to call a lot already.
“I’m going shopping after work.”
“I’m at the store. Want anything?”
“I’m on my way home.”
“I’m driving down our street.”
“I’m in the driveway.”
Either my wife likes talking to me or she’s afraid she’ll catch me rendering a hobo if she doesn’t warn me about when she’ll be arriving.
You can take a recording of every phone contact I’ve had with another male member of my family for the last 20 years and it wouldn’t use up 60 minutes of recording time.