Reminds Me of How IB Got Started September 27, 2011
Posted by geoff in News.trackback
Social network brings people with the same gut bacteria together for $2,100
“My.microbes social network requires a stool sample and a fee worth $2,100 before you can become a member”
I sent Michael a pair of my
cleanunderwear.Apparently that was enough.
Yeah, Geezer, it took a couple of washings to get the skidmarks off so I could use those boxers.
*checks shipping rates from Idaho to Texas*
How much is a ‘sample?’
Oh, never mind, if it’s too much he can throw the rest away.
*closes lid on quart tupperware container*
*types Michael’s address into shipping field*
You can keep the tupperware, btw, I don’t need it back
If you like your stool sample, you can keep your stool sample.
Pass this stool sample now!!
You’ll have to pass the stool so that you can find out what is in it.
I’m just lookin out for the folks’ stool samples.
I think when you spread the stool around, it’s good for everybody.
Can someone tell me why food smells so good, if prepared correctly, going in your body and then the same stuff smells so bad going out?
“Stimulus and shovel ready” in the same package. Don’t tell me I don’t know how to run a country!
If you love me, you will give me a stool sample!
Let’s make it our goal to send Michael stool samples from all 57 states.
We can do this, people.
At some point, I do think you’ve made enough stool samples.
Look, I don’t mind if you call me a class warrior for asking billionaires to provide the same stool samples as a Jew… uh.. umm.. I mean.. a janitor.
“Stop complainin’. Stop grumblin’. Stop cryin’. I know it hurts, but sometimes you just got to pass what needs passin’.”
We’ve created or saves over two million stool samples.
I mean, you got the first mainstream stool that is articulate and bright and clean and nice-looking, I mean, that’s a storybook, man.
WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME WHOSE STOOL THIS IS? WHY??
My staff tells me not to say this, but I’m going to say it anyway, In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the stool samples coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it’s true.
I mean, come on man, do somethin! We in real a mess down heah!
Sometimes a stool is just a stool.
This is a big fucking stool sample.
Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their stools.
Veal Loin and Mutton Cutlets
Stuff Jefferson Passed, 3rd ed. Revised and Embiggened
When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, ‘Look, here’s my stool.”
“Hillary Clinton’s stool is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.”
I got my stool tested for AIDS. I know Barack got his stool tested for AIDS. There is no shame in having your stool tested for AIDS…
We need another stool stimulus
You cannot go bring a stool sample into a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking.