Fashion Tip for the Wimmens January 13, 2013
Posted by geoff in News.trackback
I don’t know much about fashion, but I know what I like. And I’d sure like to see this at the next IB assemblage:
I don’t know much about fashion, but I know what I like. And I’d sure like to see this at the next IB assemblage:

*votes aye*
If she takes a tumble, thatsgonnahurt.
*mulling “erector set” joke*
Talent show contestant for Miss America?
Waiting for the obligatory “I’d hit it.”
*raises hand*
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
Interesting
Why doesn’t she straighten that crooked glass at the top, right by her hand.
You’re supposed to be working honey!
Centered
“Hi, can I buy you a drink? Oh, dumb question. Say, that’s a lovely dress… does it come in ‘beer’?”
*Pokes IB with pointy stick*
Hmm.
*Taps blog microphone*
*Tap tap tap*
Mic check! Check…check…
Sibilants…sibilants…
*Makes adjustments*
Cues music…
*Clears throat*
Begins perfect Elmer Fudd impersonation…
Weww, I just got into town about an hour ago!
Took a wook around, see which way the wind bwow
Where the wittwe girws in their Howwywood bungawows…
Are you a wucky wittwe wady in The City of Wight?
Or just another wost angew…City of Night
City of Night, City of Night, City of Night, woo, c’mon!
EW.A. Woman, EW.A. Woman
EW.A. Woman Sunday afternoon
EW.A. Woman Sunday afternoon
EW.A. Woman Sunday afternoon
Dwive thwu your suburwbs
Into yourw bwues, into yourw bwues, yeah
Into yourw bwue-bwue Bwues
Into your bwues, ohh, yeah
I see yourw haiw is burwnin’ Hiwws are fiwwed with firwe
If they say I neverw woved you
You know they are a wiarw
Dwivin’ down your fweeways
Midnite awweys woam Cops in carws, the topwess barws
Neverw saw a woman…
So awone, so awone
So awone, so awone
Motew Money Murderw Madness
wet’s change the mood from gwad to sadness
Mrw. Mojo Wisin’, Mrw. Mojo Wisin’
Mrw. Mojo Wisin’, Mrw. Mojo Wisin’
Got to kiww da wabbit
Kiww da wabbit, kiww da wabbit
Kiww da wabbit, gotta kiww da wabbit
Kiww da wabbit, gotta kiww da wabbit
Wabbit, wabbit
Gone wabbit, wabbit
I’m gone wabbit, wabbit
I gotta wabbit, wabbit
Weww, wabbit, wabbit
I gotta, wooo, yeah, wabbit
Woah, ohh yeah
Weww, I just got into town about an hour ago!
Took a wook around, see which way the wind bwow
Where the wittwe girws in their Howwywood bungawows
Are you a wucky wittwe wady in The City of Wight?
Orw just another wost angew…City of Night
City of Night, City of Night, City of Night, woo, c’mon!
EW.A. Woman, EW.A. Woman
EW.A. Woman, yourW my woman
Wittle EW.A. Woman, WIttle EW.A. Woman
EW.A. EW.A. Woman Woman
EW.A. Woman c’mon
*Drops mic*
*Leaves*
LOL Mitchell… thanks for being on our show.
Changed my mood from sadness to gwad. Thanks Mitchew.