Racist Exports Refuse to Obey President’s Command to Double January 22, 2013
Posted by geoff in News.trackback
The BEA released the import/export numbers a week and a half ago, presenting us with yet another opportunity to laugh at our newly inaugurated President. You may recall that the President famously promised to double exports in 5 years in his 2010 SoTU speech.
So how’s that doubling of exports coming?
You know, this was supposed to create 2 million jobs. Kind of like the $90 billion investment in green energy was supposed to create “millions of jobs.” Oh well.
At least everyone’s vaginas are safe.
Since I don’t have a vagina I assume that you meant the Commonwealth of Virginia is safe.
Any bets if the next four years will be more sad or more entertaining?
Since I don’t have a vagina
I’m sure the President will give you one.
Any bets if the next four years will be more sad or more entertaining?
It’ll be sad, but I’m sure the lazy, deadbeat staff here at IB will try to make it more entertaining.
“I’m sure the President will give you one.”
Is it some sort of choice thing? Like, do I get to pick if I want an Obama-phone instead?
I’m trying really, really hard to not say something dirty.
Is it some sort of choice thing? Like, do I get to pick if I want an Obama-phone instead?
Assuming that it works the same as Obamacare, you’ll probably be forced to purchase a vagina, or be taxed if you don’t.
But if you like your vagina, you’ll get to keep your vagina.
If you like your vagina, you can keep your vagina.
I should read more carefully
I should read more carefully
On that path lies madness.
Is calling lazy deadbeats lazy deadbeats an insult?
I think so. But then, Geoff is the only one keeping this aging commenters’ site alive, so I fear we must tolerate his insolent taunts.
Oooohhh!!! That is how you say, carte blanche?
I had premature ejokeulation
I don’t have a vagina either, but I know about the woman who went out with the three fishermen and came back with a big red snapper.
Clearly, we need to stimulate our exports, but the GOP extremists won’t let us. Spend faster, Mr. President!
Obama could easily double exports if he didn’t have to contend with an opposition party. Yet again, there’s just so much we could learn from China…
Happy New Year Mark.
Same to you, Dave…hope all is well down in TX.
That is how you say, carte blanche?
I don’t say anything in French. We Texans are plain spoken, and regard such facile pretention to be déclassé, the bourgeios affectation of an arriviste who is devoid of the savoir faire of his putative peers.
And that’s why I hang my hat in Oklahoma.
I’m sure the President will give you one.
I’d like Kate Upton’s, please.
Tom wrote:
Obama could easily double exports if he didn’t have to contend with an opposition party. Yet again, there’s just so much we could learn from China…
Yup.
That’s why Obama wants 100,000 (one hundred THOUSAND) of our most impressionable youth to be sent to China to get their education there.
Only one problem: Our children are too lazy to stand the rigors of a Chinese education.
Their rebellion might spread and bring down the entire country.
So, maybe that’s a good thing.