About
Retired Geezer created this site for Michael as a joke. I’m thinking he has too much time on his hands. Maybe he should go brush his horses or something.
It is now being used by various contributors — who know each other from commenting at various blogs — to post random comments. We are not bloggers; we are commenters. For my commentary on the nature of the site, you may refer to Michael’s “I Had A Dream” Rant.
The history of Innocent Bystanders has (sort of) been recorded in a video by Dave in Texas:
The site administrator is Michael. You can email me at michael475369-commentsATyahooDOTcom.
Innocent Bystanders has adopted several official emblems by consensus of the commenters. That means Michael accepts no responsibility for the following. Am I making myself clear? No responsibility whatsoever.
THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS OFFICIAL THEME SONG:
Turn up the volume to appreciate this musical gem, nominated by Retired Geezer and selected by a poll of the Innocent Bystanders readers.
THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS OFFICIAL ATTITUDE PICTURE:
THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS OFFICIAL BIRD:
[Editor's note: there is some confusion over whether the chickens won, or the coot in the center.]
THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS OFFICIAL CRIMEFIGHTING DOG:
THE INNOCENT BYSTANDERS OFFICIAL CHEMICAL ELEMENT:
The Official Innocent Bystanders Graphical Representation Of A Compos Mentis Anal Leakage Joke Combined With TXMarko’s Humorous Yet Not Masthead Worthy Tag Line In An Alfred Hitchcock Film Reference Created By A Moron With A Freeware Photo Manipulation Package That Froze Up On Him Twice Causing Him To Waste Far Too Much Time At Work:
