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Duck PrOn? (inspired by Geoff) May 7, 2006

Posted by Michael in Ducks, Humor.

Geoff’s comment from the “Weekend Traffic Slump” thread below:

[Channeling McLaughlin Group]

JM: In the news today, Ace has finally banned Mike. Question! What impact will this have on the bloghits at Innocent Bystanders? Michael?

Michael: Since many of our hits are generated on feel-good threads, I don’t really think there’ll be much compe…

Lipstick: He’s going to steal the budding duck pr0n audience!!

Skinbad: It wasn’t duck pr0n! I buried the damn du…

KC: Necrophiliac duck pr0n!

Michael: Hello!!

JM: Wrong!! The AoSHQ loyalists will declare war on the IB traitors and hits on both sites will skyrocket!! Next question!


I guess there’s no point in resisting what is inevitable.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you . . .



1. Enas Yorl - May 7, 2006

Whoa, a double duck clusterflock! Already posting the hardcore stuff eh?

2. geoff - May 7, 2006

Duck pr0n is not all it’s quacked up to be.

3. michael - May 7, 2006

I’m just wondering if the one on the bottom is dead, asleep, or, um, concentrating.

4. geoff - May 7, 2006

I’m just wondering if the one on the bottom is dead, asleep, or, um, concentrating.

Seems to be afflicted with some sort of mallardy.

5. Dave in Texas - May 7, 2006


who’s got top “billing” in this featherduster?

6. blogidaho - May 7, 2006

I’ve heard about those freaky 2-headed ducks.

7. kevlarchick - May 7, 2006

It’s a duck dogpile.

8. Gabriel Malor - May 7, 2006

Hokay. Am I the only one who saw that picture and though ducks?…those are geese!

(You wanted some opposing viewpoints around here; well, Bart did, anways.)

Someone explain how to tell the difference between white ducks and white geese.

9. harrison - May 7, 2006

I wish I were a bird,
Preferably a duck.
I’d fly above the beaches
And watch the people frolic.

10. michael - May 7, 2006

I got the pic by searching for “ducks mating” in Google Images. Google thinks they are ducks. I think they are ducks. Geese have longer necks.

What are you, Gabriel? Some kind of Okie-Califaggot shit-disturbing anarchist? Get a grip, man. THOSE ARE DUCKS!

11. BrewFan - May 7, 2006

This is just plain fowl.

12. geoff - May 7, 2006

Am I the only one who saw that picture and though ducks?…those are geese!

Wishful thinking, I’m sure. But if they *were* geese, they might be what Lee Marvin was talking about when he said, “They ain’t nothin’ but nickel-a-ride mattress bags.” [from The Great Scout and Cathouse Thursday]

13. Gabriel Malor - May 7, 2006

“shit-disturbing anarchist”

Genius. Oh, right, I’m supposed to flame back.

Uh…damn I suck at this.

14. Lipstick - May 7, 2006

They may take away our bloghits,

But they will never take away our DuuuuckPr0n!!!!

15. Dave in Texas - May 7, 2006

the theme from Shaft…

f*ckaduck, f*ckaduck, f*ckaduck, booom.

f*ckaduck, f*ckaduck, f*ckaduck, booom.

16. Feisty - May 7, 2006

Duck duck bo buck banana fana fo f*ck….

17. skinbad - May 7, 2006

“It’s not, you know, man on child, man on dog, two ducks on a duck, or whatever the case may be.”

Senator Rick Santorum

18. skinbad - May 7, 2006

Looks like ducks to me. Though the one is quite wide through the breast. Typical scenario for our ducks gettin’ their freak on:

Usually happened in the morning after giving fresh water. We have a big rubber bowl about two feet in diameter and six inches deep. They would come running and get some drinks, then one would start bobbing its head up and down and the other would follow suit. Usually the male initiated, but not always. The female would get in the water, the male would stand on her back and bite her neck (her neck would be low and straight, like in the picture). After a few moments, he would fall off to the side. Sometimes you could see his “appendage” dangling below as he stood up and walked off. A love her and leave her kind of guy.

Then I would say to my wife, “Looks fun, doesn’t it?” And she would reply, “You can try, but I don’t know if the duck would like it very much.”

19. michael - May 7, 2006

“You can try, but I don’t know if the duck would like it very much.”

I guess we now know why Skinny had to bury a duck.

20. Civetta - May 8, 2006

I could have gone the rest of my life without ever having seen a duck orgy….*sigh* Damn you, Michael, and your twisted curiosity.

21. kevlarchick - May 8, 2006

That’s a duck dogpile there. Skinny I loved your description of the ducks having at it.

22. Daffy Duck - May 8, 2006


23. Feisty - May 8, 2006

I’m wondering why Hot. Duck. Action. is listed under the category “sports”. Baseball…football….duck f*cking….To each his own, ya know.

24. blogidaho - May 8, 2006

Aren’t those Swans?

25. Clusterflock : clusterflock - April 13, 2008

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26. melouise - January 12, 2009

Avian action… makes me SO hawt… all’s that’s missing is someone getting a beakjob (YES, I know this is “turkey on turkey”…)


27. eddiebear - January 12, 2009

Nice to see you are only two and a half years behind the curve.

28. melouise - January 12, 2009

HA! Veeeery nice place here; I like it!

29. eddiebear - January 12, 2009

Good. Now take of your muddy shoes!

30. Kenya - August 22, 2010


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