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Money Making Idea June 30, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Humor.

Thanks to a techological breakthrough, Skinbad and Sobek can get on the Fast Track to wealth.

With a little practice, they can even approach Feisty’s earning potential.

Yes, Funseekers, I’m talking about Phone Sex.

Thanks to modern voice modification technology, you can have the voice of man, woman, or child. This opens up new employment opportunities for those once held back by prejudice about appearance, hygiene, or gender.

Market Research:
Customers who like sex but are unable to meet or retain sex partners, or seeking specialty sex acts on the fringes of acceptable human behavior. Target market is gullible Americans traveling to Canada, overweight teenagers, and gay activists seeking an outlet for their heteronormative urges.

Mitchieville: Lets Make Money, with Fenris Badwulf


1. skinbad - June 30, 2006

We have a music professor from Vietnam named Phuong. He plays the sax.

We call him “Phuong Sax”.

2. BrewFan - June 30, 2006

If you need some Vietnamese phrases for the good prof I can help you out.

3. Dave in Texas - June 30, 2006

Phone sex? That sounds very uncomfortable, not to mention unsanitary.

4. Feisty - June 30, 2006

The beginners can start with the portable phone antenna and work their way up.

5. Dave in Texas - June 30, 2006

Yeah, but if someone says “it’s for you” I’m like using tongs or something to hold the receiver you’ll pardon the pun.

6. olieksjandier - August 9, 2006

Here are some links that I believe will be interested

7. thefriend - September 8, 2006

ran accross this funny “fake” blog! Posting a comment as “Phuong Sax’s” ex-friend… Could be scary huh? Well, he can translate the Viet for you, but he “sax” part! He let that control him and left his family for a mistress from Vietnam! OHHH… that was a little mean huh!

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