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18-year-old Czech wins Miss World 2006 September 30, 2006

Posted by Michael in News.

 Ladies and gentlemen fellow male IB readers, I present to you the new Miss World, reacting to the announcement of her victory (on the right):

Miss World

Man, she sure has great teeth.

By MONIKA SCISLOWSKA, Associated Press Writer
1 minute ago

WARSAW, Poland – Tatana Kucharova, an 18-year-old student from the Czech Republic, won the Miss World 2006 beauty contest on Saturday.

Kucharova defeated 103 other women in voting by a panel of judges and television viewers around the world during a two-hour finals ceremony in the Polish capital.

First runner-up in the 56th edition of the annual beauty pageant was Joana Valentina Boitor, a 17-year-old from Romania. Australia’s Sabrina Houssami, 20, was third.
Wearing a long white dress, a teary Kucharova blew kisses to the 2,500 audience members in Warsaw’s Congress Hall after she received her diamond crown from Miss World 2005, Unnur Birna Vilhjalmsdottir of Iceland.

Well good for her.  But here’s the bit that caught my eye: 

She told the judges she wants to attend university and then become a model.

I hate be a spoilsport.  Really I do.  But is it wrong for me to suggest that a lot of time and money will be wasted on a university diploma for some hottie who just wants to pursue a modeling career?  C’mon.  I don’t even believe her.  I think she just made that up to sound cool.

She likes tennis and horse riding and her personal motto is “Always be an optimist.”

I’ll bet she is an optimist.  Heck, these contestants all look pretty optimistic to me.


Full story (and slideshow!!!) here


1. kevlarchick - September 30, 2006

She has impressive…credentials. But I’m thinking they’re artificially enhanced.

2. Michael - September 30, 2006

Envy is an ugly thing, KC. Even the Good Book says: “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s hooters.” Or something to that effect.

3. kevlarchick - September 30, 2006

I don’t envy them. I’m thinking about back pain.

4. Bart - September 30, 2006

They’re natural. Her hair color and tan, however, are not natural.

5. Bart - September 30, 2006

Speaking of winning, Texas A&M did not win, today.

6. Michael - September 30, 2006

Back pain is a legitimate issue, KC, I’ll grant you that. Another health risk is the potential for boob-slappage injuries inflicted upon the future Mr. Miss World.

Anyway, this post was just my attempt to jack our traffic stats on the last day of the month with some cleavage.

Yes, I will sink to that.


7. Bart - September 30, 2006

Back pain, shmack pain. I’m not buying it.

8. Ace of Spades HQ - September 30, 2006

Presenting Miss World 2006 — Michael

She’s the one on the right, from the Czech Republic, reacting to the announcement of her victory. Wow. That girl has really terrific teeth. In a comment thread elsewhere, Kevlarchick suggests that the grimace on her face foreshadows a lifetime…

9. Wickedpinto - September 30, 2006

Do I see a boob vein on an 18 year old? Thats just not right to be all. . . juggaliciously spiderveiny at 18. It’s almost enough to make a man week. . . . .

With JOY! oooh yeah. BTW KC I don’t think she’s the only one who gonna be suffering from back pain in the coming years, If you know what I mean, Oooooh Yeah!.

Actualy, I’m gonna log off and mourn my pathetic existence.

10. kevlarchick - September 30, 2006

Michael, she can slap herself with those mams. Never mind an innocent bystander.

11. Michael - September 30, 2006

KC, I’m willing to take the punishment if duty calls.

12. Wickedpinto - September 30, 2006

Semper Fi.

Semper Fi brother.

13. Michael - September 30, 2006

Speaking of winning, Texas A&M did not win, today.

Who cares? (Well, Mrs. Peel, but she’s a geek.)

Michigan has commenced thumping Minnesota and recovering the Little Brown Jug.


14. BrewFan - September 30, 2006

And the Badgers rebounded nicely from their narrow loss to Michigan.

15. Dave in Texas - September 30, 2006

wow, get a load of those udders!

— Aggie boobage compliment.

16. Michael - September 30, 2006

See, you guys think there were no journalistic skilz involved in this post. But I actually had to quickly sort through about 100 pics in the slideshow to find the one with maximum boobage exposure and get it posted at IB first. So give me some credit.

17. Michael - September 30, 2006

“Narrow loss to Michigan” my ass. I’m surprised the Badgers could get out of bed so soon.

18. Wickedpinto - September 30, 2006

The “Badgers” were trapped in a blonde czech’s bra.

If you had the option of winning a football game or scrambling in the bra of miss universe? which would you chose?

Granted, it IS a difficult decision, and I just realized that while tits are awesome, loyalty to your football team can change horndoggishness with victoria silvestead into a 2 am knocker with the fat chick from the plant your cousin works at, especially if your team loses.

19. Wickedpinto - September 30, 2006

If the bears are trouncing cincinattie 35-3, in the first quarter, I can go skank for hot chicks, but if they surrender that lead and lose 48 to 35, I just want something warm to cook away the cold horror that resides in my soul.

“At least you aren’t like my favorite team, you are warm and active” would be the only thing that would maintain my erection.

*cry* at least this year, we are a threat, though it leads to me to wearing adult pullups.

20. Amish Czech Mate - October 1, 2006

Back pain is a legitimate issue, KC, I’ll grant you that.

Dont worry about her

21. Amish Czech Mate - October 1, 2006

Back pain is a legitimate issue, KC, I’ll grant you that.

Dont worry about her Michael. If Tatana suffers from lower back pain from supporting her massive tata’s, i am more than willing to give her a helping hand or two to help bear aloft her heavenly tits.

Amish will be a Modern Day Atlas.

Except with an erection.

22. albertkline - October 1, 2006

At 18, they all look good. I wonder how she wowed the judges with her brain to win this one? Did she play piano or juggle something? Was she witty? I really don’t watch pageants anymore, too degrading to women. Maybe they will all be future Mary Kay Salespersonage? lol

23. misslionheart - October 1, 2006

😆 This is one of the funniest posts I have read in months…

24. BrewFan - October 1, 2006


Don’t encourage him.

25. compos mentis - October 2, 2006

I did a Google image search for MONIKA SCISLOWSKA and found a funny pic. How can I post it?

26. Michael - October 2, 2006

What’s the URL?

27. compos mentis - October 2, 2006
28. Michael - October 2, 2006

I can’t get through to israelhighway.org. It doesn’t appear to exist anymore.

29. Michael - October 2, 2006

So far, we have gotten 91 search-engine hits from people using the search term “joana valentina boitor”. She’s the Romanian runner-up mentioned in this post. We’re in the top 10 google search results for this name.

You just never know what’s going to happen when you post.

30. eddiebear - October 3, 2006

I think this lady should replace the babe Ace uses whenever he talks about good economic news; however, the Whitesnake album cover stays.

I’m glad to see that serious hot chickage has helped IB get the ratings. At least you haven’t had to resort to “Special Comments” and Fat Jokes like Olberdung.

31. pramod - October 7, 2007

hy i am heand some

32. mesablue - October 7, 2007

yeas. yeas yoiu ayre.

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