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Sienna Miller Disses Pittsburgh October 6, 2006

Posted by Michael in Humor, Movies.
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 Yo bitch, I was born in Pittsburgh.  Don’t be talkin’ trash about my  home town.

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PITTSBURGH – Sienna Miller, who disparaged Pittsburgh in a magazine interview, apologized on Friday, saying her remarks were taken out of context and that she found the city and residents gracious.

The 24-year-old British actress, in town shooting the screen adaptation of Michael Chabon’s novel “The Mysteries of Pittsburgh,” called the city a name that sounds like Pittsburgh, but contains an expletive. Her comments appear in the latest edition of Rolling Stone, which hit newsstands Friday.

Aw man, now I’m pissed.  Not only are you disrespectful, but that lame Shittsburgh line is about the stupidest insult you could have thought of.  

 Sienna, you are on my enemies list.  I don’t give a rat’s ass about your drop-dead fabulous looks.  I don’t even care about your gorgeous sweater puppies, which are nicely displayed in the picture below.  Normally I would not post a picture of those luscious orbs, for fear of being accused of traffic pandering.  But now I am going to post your picture so that people will recognize and revile you as a slanderer of my birthplace and one of the greatest cities in America.

NOTORIOUS PITTSBURGH HATER SIENNA MILLER

(Please ignore the hooters.)

Her remarks touched a nerve here, where residents are fiercely loyal to their hometown.  

Damn right.  Don’t mess with me again, Sienna.

Sienna Miller apologizes to Pittsburgh – Yahoo! News

Comments

1. kevlarchick - October 6, 2006

Puhleez. Eurotrash missy ain’t all that. She needs her roots done.

Shittsburgh? How original, mum. Go back across the pond and stop shaving already.

2. Mrs. Peel - October 6, 2006

“Gorgeous sweater puppies”? They look like they’re being painfully mashed and dragged down by that dress.

3. lauraw - October 6, 2006

Yeah, poor choice of wardrobe. And too much black eyeliner.

4. Michael - October 6, 2006

They look like they’re being painfully mashed and dragged down by that dress.

But they are fighting back!!!

5. Lipstick - October 6, 2006

OK, I was about to write something like: “That skanky bitch! How dare she!”

Then I read Michael’s comment and snortled. That’s like a chortle and a snort.

6. Dave in Texas - October 6, 2006

You were born in Pittsburgh?

That explains a lot.

Actually, since the steel mills closed down, renovated Pittsburgh is actually a pretty town. Wipe that grime off and you find a nice city underneath.

And for the record, I still hate Franco Harris.

7. Sienna Miller - October 6, 2006

How can you people be so mean? I was just making a joke about Pittsburgh, not trying to offend anyone.

Kevlarchick, my roots are showing because of the role I am playing right now. Of course I would have it touched up otherwise. That was such a cruel thing to say, and I think you are a very heartless person.

I’m a person too!!! I have feelings like everyone else!!!

*sobs uncontrollably, causing MAJOR boob-jigglage*

8. Lipstick - October 6, 2006

Stuff it Sienna.

Dave, why do you hate Franco?

9. Lipstick - October 6, 2006

If she wanted real Pittsburgh hair it would be long with a body wave and a ball of bangs.

10. Dave in Texas - October 6, 2006

because he didn’t fumble that fucking football and scored anyway. son of a bitch.

11. Wickedpinto - October 8, 2006

I sienna trying to make her tits ugly?

That dress is clearly training her to have “torpedoe titties”

12. Celebrity News - February 28, 2007
13. Fillup - December 14, 2007

Beautiful And Gorgeous, Sienna and her breast !

14. shannon - January 3, 2008

I adore her.

15. Seymour Busstz - March 24, 2008

Sienna my dear, we Pittsburghers are forgiving people you know. Just come back to the Burgh, apologize, bare your breasts in public and all will be forgiven. At least by the straight male population.


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