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How to Put on a Bra October 26, 2006

Posted by Retired Geezer in Gardening.
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This is how I imagine all the IB Babes put on their bras.

It’s how DinT would put *his* on.

If he admitted to wearing one.

It’s probably SFW

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1. Lipstick - October 26, 2006

That’s hilarious. Is it for an ad or a movie?

2. Retired Geezer - October 26, 2006

Not sure, probably a movie. It was emailed to me.

3. Dave in Texas - October 26, 2006

I put on my shoulder holster like that.

4. kevlarchick - October 26, 2006

Yep. And I can take it off without taking my shirt off.

5. compos mentis - October 26, 2006

Most people wear their shoulder holster on the outside of their shirts. Less chaffing;)

6. skinbad - October 26, 2006

And I can take it off without taking my shirt off.

I know it’s not that big of a deal. But when it gets pulled out of a sleeve I always feel like I’ve just witnessed the greatest magic trick of all time.

7. Dave in Texas - October 26, 2006

It’s very exciting.

8. Michael - October 26, 2006

“Do me up.”

*Michael convulsing on floor, foaming at the mouth*

9. BrewFan - October 26, 2006

Just to make sure I understood the physics involved I had to spend several minutes playing/pausing/playing/pausing. Then I actually played and paused the video. 😉

10. kevlarchick - October 26, 2006

The bra is an interesting apparatus.

11. BrewFan - October 26, 2006

AKA The Over-the-Shoulder Boulder Holder

12. geoff - October 26, 2006

That was pretty amusing. RG, please find out that video’s pedigree. If that’s an upcoming movie I need to schedule some time for it.

13. kevlarchick - October 26, 2006

Well, after conferring with Lipstick about the sad results of gravity and age, I decided to buy the one she recommended. She said it would give me the rack of a 20 year old.

14. Lipstick - October 26, 2006

Victoria’s Secret Angels Secret Embrace.

It’s like a miracle on straps!

15. kevlarchick - October 26, 2006

Girl! Testify!

16. Lipstick - October 26, 2006

I will!

It’s not padded as much as shaped.

Toss your knockers in it and ta-da!

17. Dave in Texas - October 26, 2006

I find this strangely arousing.

18. Michael - October 26, 2006

I find this strangely arousing.

You are just wrong, Dave. There is nothing even slightly “strange” about reacting to chicks who are discussing tossing their hooters around.

19. Mrs. Peel - October 26, 2006

Victoria’s Secret stopped carrying my size. But fortunately, I discovered a brand that the dept. stores carry that has not only my size, but a huge variety of colors, styles, and designs in my size! (VS had a grand total of 1 style of bra, in only boring, solid colors, that came in my size.) Suddenly I’m a bra addict. Every time I go there, I buy some more. It’s so cool to wear something fun after all those years of blah.

So anyway, I’m never buying from VS again.

20. Mrs. Peel - October 26, 2006

Ok, I just now watched the clip and that’s frickin’ awesome.

21. Dex - October 27, 2006

The vid is from the film DOA: Dead or Alive, based on a popular series of video games. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0398913/ has the trailer and related info. Jamie Pressley of “My Name is Earl” and “Poison Ivy 3” will play the American chick.

22. Dex - October 27, 2006

no, I have no life.

23. Retired Geezer - October 27, 2006

Thanks Dex, you just became our go-to guy for bra movie trivia.

24. Dex - October 27, 2006

I just realized that movie’s US release date is Dec 8th. That’s my kid’s due date.

Man, my wife is gonna be pissed.

25. Michael - October 27, 2006

*note to self — mention “bras” to bring Dex out of the woodwork*

26. geoff - October 27, 2006

I am so reserving December 8. That looks like a ton of fun.

27. compos mentis - October 27, 2006

I believe Mrs. Peel used the word huge in her bra shopping post suggestively on porpoise.

For the guys: This is a NSFW shot of Luisa Corna, who has a magnificent pair. Nice way to start off a Friday. It’s tasteful, but she’s nekkid. It’s art.

28. skinbad - October 27, 2006

If you put your ear to that shell, you can hear the old Chicken of the Sea jingle.

29. compos mentis - October 27, 2006

LOL!

30. Soothe the Savage Amish - October 27, 2006

“…after conferring with Lipstick about the sad results of gravity and age, I decided to buy the one she recommended.”

Well, look on the bright side – If your getting older and gravity is starting to kick in youve got the option of choosing to wear your tits Up or Down when you go out for the evening.

p.s.What the hell is an 18 hour bra? What happens after 18 hours? Do your tits turn into pumpkins or something after that? Is it nine hours per tit or is it 18 for both?

31. The Comish (sic) - October 27, 2006

The actress’s name is Holly Valance. She also had a notable role in an episode Entourage. She played a former Perfect 10 Model (who, it was remarked, are known for having all their natural parts), who had a one night stand with one of the guys from the entourage. And in the morning, she said that no guy had ever turned down morning sex with her.

… And when I marry her, I will suddenly become a morning person.

32. kevlarchick - October 28, 2006

Guys turn down morning sex? I was not aware of that.

Amish, the 18 hour thing just means your girls are *happy* for 18 hours in that holster. Not all bras can say that.

33. BrewFan - October 28, 2006

Guys turn down [fill in the blank] sex? I was not aware of that.

34. Retired Geezer - October 28, 2006

I’m wearing my 18 hour Sponge Bob underwear.

35. BrewFan - October 28, 2006

People shouldn’t joke about Older-Americans wearing absorbent undergarments. That kind of thing hits too close to home.


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