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Salma Hayek explains something October 31, 2006

Posted by daveintexas in Heroes, Websites.

I don’t know what the hell she’s talking about but who cares?


1. Wickedpinto - October 31, 2006

WHEN IS Salma gonna start starring in hard core anal porn?

I mean really!!!!

The idea of “method acting” is “using every tool” and Salma has NET to REALLY use her BEST TOOLS! in creating a BRILLIANT! BRILLIANT performance.

Salma? Please? For your “craft?” Hard Core Anal Porn.

I’m just saying, do you really wanna be a serious actress who can point to a resume’ that has expressed all of your aspects of character creation?

I’m just thinking about you Salma.


I’m here for you Salma, with my $30 bucks which is the price of popular porn pictures (I hear) so that I can support you.

2. lauraw - October 31, 2006

Great. She’s mass-marketing telenovelas. Well, she’ll be rich beyond her wildest dreams, but my TV is going to the curb.

Telenovela = T&A, women hissing and screaming at each other, and stern-faced men shouting, “MARIIIIAAAA!! MAAARRIIIIIIAAAA!”


But you men will love it. All the women, except for the stereotyped old ladies and little girls, look like $1,000/ hr. hookers.

3. Dave in Texas - October 31, 2006

I’m sorry, what?

4. compos mentis - October 31, 2006

Not me, lw. I like my T&A quiet and happy.

5. Wickedpinto - October 31, 2006

I am scarred for life.

I just saw lindsey lohans poot. She’s what? 20? but she’ has a 50 year old porn stars poot. No wonder she’s such a skank. Wilmer BROKE THAT BITH!

6. Retired Geezer - October 31, 2006

But you men will love it.

Uh, no.

7. lauraw - October 31, 2006

OK, well, let me put it this way: they all look like Laurie David.

8. lauraw - October 31, 2006
9. Dave in Texas - October 31, 2006

They do?

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

10. Wickedpinto - October 31, 2006

Thats kinda cute about batman. an old guy with a sense of humor, though he’s pretty well off for a prowler to be his work car.

11. lauraw - October 31, 2006

Pinto, what are you doing still up?

You must be doing red bull and valu-rite.

12. Wickedpinto - October 31, 2006

I’m not still up, I’m awake, I’ve mentioned before that most of my insanity is based on a lack of sleep. I tend to operate on 3-4 hours of rest, then I fight exhaustion all the next day. I’m actually doing pretty good today, I went to sleep, and I slept all the way until I woke up. So I gots me a good 4 1/2 to 5 hours last night, I feels me some GRRRRRRreat!

13. Michael - October 31, 2006

Thanks lw.

14. kevlarchick - October 31, 2006

The show apparently is about an ugly chica with braces who also happens to be a brilliant designer. Kinda like the anti-Salma.

I suppose Salma is trying to reassure the rest of us that “it’s what’s INSIDE that makes you TRULY beautiful.”

15. Wickedpinto - October 31, 2006


I think that what is Inside Salma is a beautiful thing.

As long as it is me that is inside salma.

16. Michael - October 31, 2006

I just figured out Keith Olbermann’s strategy. He’s trying to be the telenovela of political commentary.

17. skinbad - October 31, 2006

Dammit, WP.

Now I want to make a joke about Prince Albert in the can. I know too much about you.

18. Michael - October 31, 2006

I know too much about you.

I’ve had this thought before about the confessional nature of comment threads, but it seemed too goofy to mention. Blogs seem to encourage forms of self-revelation that aren’t normally appropriate in ordinary discourse, whether it’s troll-bashing or composing goofy poems. In a sense, it’s all confessional.

Or, maybe I just tend to think about stuff too much. Actually, there’s no “maybe” about that.

19. salma - December 23, 2006

Very interesting Post!
I was wondering if your interested in visiting Salma Hayek’s New site!

20. Herdcore Porn - September 8, 2009

Everybody will really get Interisted when it pleasure matters.lol

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