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Woman sentenced for condom explosives November 30, 2006

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BOSTON (AP) — A former strip club waitress was sentenced Wednesday to five years of supervised release after she pleaded guilty to mailing threatening letters and flammable material, including condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture, court documents said.

This happened in Boston. Maybe we have a lead on Ace’s disappearance. None of the condoms exploded.

No mention regarding whether any went off.

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1. eddiebear - November 30, 2006

Maybe she was mad about the tips.

2. Dave in Texas - November 30, 2006

including condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture

Every time I filled one up, it was with a potentially explosive mixture.

3. Mr Minority - November 30, 2006

Every time I filled one up, it was with a potentially explosive mixture,/i>

Dave, I don’t think you can get in trouble for such small quantities.

4. geoff - November 30, 2006

He lost me at “filled one up.”

5. kevlarchick - November 30, 2006

Stop ribbing me, all of you.

6. Dave in Texas - November 30, 2006

I know it sounds like a bit of a stretch but it’s true.

100% no bullshit.

7. kevlarchick - November 30, 2006

Let it go boys. You are shooting blanks at all levels.

8. Mr Minority - November 30, 2006

Let it go boys. You are shooting blanks at all levels.

They may be blanks, but they can still punch a hole through a concrete wall

9. Pupster - November 30, 2006

OT:
What’s up with wordpress and youtube? None of the embedded videos are working on my site or yours today.

I found my favorite Conway Twitty music video and now I can’t share it with the world.

10. Mr Minority - November 30, 2006

I found my favorite Conway Twitty music video and now I can’t share it with the world.

Pupster,
Have you thought that maybe the world doesn’t want or need anymore torture in it, and is rebelling against you?

11. theres an amish in those tight fittin' jeans - November 30, 2006

I was neighbors with a lady who was Conway Twittys cousin back in the 80s. Nice lady. She ran a babysitting service. Her son turned out to be a pedophile though. Which isnt too cool…

nevermind

Anybody remember that song “Its Only Make Believe” by Conway? It was back in the 50s before he switched to country. Pretty good song.

12. kevlarchick - November 30, 2006

Pups, just post that stud wearing one of his hot leatherish ensembles and his hair wild and I will be squealing.

13. The Comish (sic) - November 30, 2006
14. Pupster - November 30, 2006

Well, I WAS kidding about Twitty, but if Mr. Minority is agin’it and KC and Amish are for it, I may reconsider.

I actually had a post / tribute / wet-sloppy-doggy kiss for Dave@Garfield Ridge drafted with the big finale being a Neil Diamond music video, but I could not get the youtube embed to work.

I thought it was just that video, but when I went back to my older posts, they all have the lovely white box with the red X. Same thing here with skinny’s BYU video and Michael’s and DinT’s PMS posts.

Dagnabbit. Is it just me? Is youtube no longer mytube, but everyonebutyoutube?

15. amish has never been this far before...bum bum buuumm - November 30, 2006

“just post that stud wearing…his hair wild and I will be squealing.

You mean before he shot the poor animal and strapped it to his head? The man had one hell of a white mans ‘fro.

16. Michael - November 30, 2006

No, Pupster, it’s not just you. Even the Apache video under our “About” tab is not working. NO APACHE VIDEO!!! I am in a state of panic.

Hopefully it is just some temporary bandwidth issue at YouTube.

17. Retired Geezer - November 30, 2006

Anybody remember that song “Its Only Make Believe” by Conway?

Dude, I Sang that song at my High School Talent Show.
It was in the wrong key and my voice kept cracking but I was in Show Business.

Hmmm, it seems to have affected my career choice.

18. Elzbth - November 30, 2006

Who the heck is Conway Twitty? And is that his real name?

19. kevlarchick - November 30, 2006

Comish, bummer! I thought you were linking a pic of you. If you look anything like Conway, well! I may enter stalking mode.

20. Dan Rather - November 30, 2006

NO APACHE VIDEO!!! I am in a state of panic.

No need to panic – Gunther is still available.

21. Michael - November 30, 2006

If you look anything like Conway, well! I may enter stalking mode.

How am I supposed to stalk you if you are stalking Comish? Huh? Don’t complicate my life like that.

And stop closing the miniblinds!

22. geoff - November 30, 2006

How am I supposed to stalk you if you are stalking Comish?

One stop stalking.

23. kevlarchick - November 30, 2006

Michael, with the proper hair style you could be transformed into a Conway type. geoff’s right, I am an equal opportunity stalker. Scientists are hot too.

24. Michael - November 30, 2006

I love that video, Dan Rather John. If memory serves, it was a contender for the Official Innocent Bystanders Theme Song at some point.

The best parts are Gunther’s head-bobs at 1:22 and 2:26. Man, that guy is a genius. I am so jealous. If I could head-bob like that, I wouldn’t be spending all my spare time in the bushes around KC’s house.

25. Michael - November 30, 2006

Michael, with the proper hair style you could be transformed into a Conway type.

Did you like Julio’s ‘do in the Pool Boy post? Cuz, um, I’ll let you in on a secret. That was actually me !!!

26. Dave in Texas - November 30, 2006

talk about a thread jack off

27. BrewFan - November 30, 2006

Yeah, can we resume the conversation about the exploding rubbers? Focus, people. Focus.

28. Lipstick - November 30, 2006

Did you like Julio’s ‘do in the Pool Boy post? Cuz, um, I’ll let you in on a secret. That was actually me !!!

Nice butt!

29. Neal and Bob - November 30, 2006

“If I could head-bob like that, I wouldn’t be spending all my spare time in the bushes around KC’s house.” – Michael

Are you kidding? If you head-bobbed any better you’d put feisty out of business.

30. amish says 'cheese'.....usually when someone asks what that smell is - November 30, 2006

Confession time: You remember that picture that Dave in Texas posted of the three Southern dudes – Im one of them.

Not that one – the handsome one.

31. Dave in Texas - November 30, 2006

hey, I never ever spoded one.

I know how to leave a reservoir.

32. Pupster - November 30, 2006

For Elzbth and KC-

It’s Only Make Believe

33. Dave in Texas - November 30, 2006

so, how does a guy get famous, singing a remake, so f’n’ out of tune?

is it the hair?

the sequins?

yeesh.

34. Elzbth - November 30, 2006

Wow! It’s not just the hair, it’s also the sequinned collar, the red suit, and the pale blue eyeshadow. He is one hairball of hotness.

35. Amish is gonna lay you down - November 30, 2006

so, how does a guy get famous, singing a remake, so f’n’ out of tune?

remake? I think that Conway wrote “its only make believe” in the 50s. Did somebody else do it first? He started off playing Elvis style rock music Dave. This song sounded way different when he first did it. maybe youre remembering that version.

And the reason he was so famous was because he was the Barry White of country music. Christ, every song the dude wrote was about picking up honky tonk skanks and makin sweet love to them.

36. Pupster - November 30, 2006

Well, I’ve now officially seen it all.

A Muslim elected to congress, Ace on TV, Israel not decisively winning a war against Arabs, Amish defending Conway Twitty against Dave in Texas.

I need to drink until the world makes sense again.

37. Dave in Texas - November 30, 2006

Whatevah.

Patton is on.

38. BrewFan - December 1, 2006

Priest: Do you read the Bible?

Patton: Every goddamned day!


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