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Official Dung Beetles of Innocent Bystanders December 13, 2006

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“Hat”tip to Retired Geezer–providing the finest chapeaus in the Boise metropolitan area since 2006.

 

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1. Dave in Texas - December 13, 2006

HA. What a couple of cute goobers. Freckles and grins.

I tell people my kids got my good looks from me, cause their mom still has hers. Feel free to use next time she’s around to overhear.

No charge.

2. kevlarchick - December 13, 2006

Little darlings. So full of it.

Is that the little missy who was blasting shotguns last summer?!

3. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2006

Awwwwww, cute kids.
I hope they keep that upbeat attitude the next time you have to bury one of the Indian Runner ducks.

I got those hats from my Vet.
Did you know you can go to the Feed Store and buy syringes and Penicillin over the counter?
Well here in the Spud State, you can.

4. daveintexas - December 13, 2006

I knew you could buy every innoculation for a dog or a cat except rabies, that still has to be done by a vet and logged with the state.

I’ve been innoculating our critters for years… parvo-virus, dystemper (what a great name for a CAT disease, dystemper. It must have been discovered before PMS cause it would have been the PERFECT expression for that scene).

5. daveintexas - December 13, 2006

In fact, if I were in charge of the world, I’d rename PMS to Feline Dystemper.

Yes I would.

6. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2006

KC is gonna take a clever picture of her Dung Beetle hat too.

And someday I’m going to get off my ass and submit a writeup on the Official IB Bug for the IB About page.

7. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2006

Did you notice that “Michael Bashing” has churned its way back in the Top Posts?

8. geoff - December 13, 2006

Cool hats and cute kids. And “Michael Bashing” is in again?

It’s going to be a good day.

9. daveintexas - December 13, 2006

What’s black and brown and looks good on Michael?

a doberman

10. composmentis - December 13, 2006

Careful boys. Michael doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.

11. composmentis - December 13, 2006

Oh, and awesomely cute kids skinny. Be sure to have them send Uncle Geezer a thank you note which includes their birth dates so he can remember to send them money.

12. Hannibal Lechter - December 13, 2006

Hello Michael.

13. skinbad - December 13, 2006

Is that the little missy who was blasting shotguns last summer?!
Those belong to me, KC. They probably won’t blast shotguns until they go away to Camp Geezer in a year or three.

Thanks all.

14. Mr Minority - December 13, 2006

They probably won’t blast shotguns until they go away to Camp Geezer in a year or three.

I hear at Camp Geezer that you get to fire a RPG when you are 16 and drive a tank at 18.

I wish they had a Camp Geezer when I was young, all we got to do was make Molotov Cocktails and zip guns.

15. Michael - December 13, 2006

Did you notice that “Michael Bashing” has churned its way back in the Top Posts?

Yes, and today Ace is endorsing a Pentagon plan to “go big” in Iraq — exactly what I was getting bashed for when I posted about some dissident retired generals with that opinion while Rummy was still in charge.

I have no idea why those hits are coming in.

16. Rightwingsparkle - December 13, 2006

Ok, I just have to say this. I will admit upfront that I am paranoid.

The cutie on the right has the name of her elementary school right there on here shirt. Anyone who reads this blog or RG’s knows where he lives.

I’m just sayin….Got to be careful.

I had a stalker on my blog. DIT knows. Her name is Michlines or dorita or whatever she went by in what was obviously a medicated state. She lives in Houston. She tried EVERYTHING in her power to find me. She even called the Houston Chronicle when they stopped answering her e-mails. I had told the Chronicle that I would not blog for them using my real name just for reasons like this. Jeff at Protein Wisdom just had an arrest warrant put out for his stalker because she violated a restraining order.

One cannot be too careful. Crazy people out there ya know.

17. Wickedpinto - December 13, 2006

RWS just made me paranoid.

18. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2006

Good point, Sparkle.
Anybody with Photoshop Skilz wanna fix that photo and email it to Brew or Michael.

19. Lipstick - December 13, 2006

Done. Badly done, but the words are covered.

Check your email Michael.

20. glenster - December 13, 2006

I’ve done it – what the email to send it to michael or brewfan?

21. glenster - December 13, 2006

oh well, never mind! 🙂

22. Lipstick - December 13, 2006

I’m sure yours is better, glenster.

23. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2006

Thanks, KC and Glenster.

24. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2006

blogidaho @ gmaildotcom

25. composmentis - December 13, 2006

He means Lipstick, not KC. *whispers* He’s old.

I saw the same thing RWS, but didn’t think a thing about it. Glad you did.

26. daveintexas - December 13, 2006

You coulda really fooled em by puttin like USC on there.

27. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2006

You coulda really fooled em by puttin like USC on there.

Yeah.
Make ’em Yutes.

28. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2006

KC = Lipstick in my addled brain.
Just two of the babealicious IB wimmins.

29. Michael - December 13, 2006

Picture has been changed.

30. Capt Queeg - December 13, 2006

You wanna really fool ’em?

Draw a moustache on the boy.

31. Quint - December 13, 2006

1300 dung beetles went into the sea that night.

32. skinbad - December 13, 2006

I hadn’t thought of the T-shirt thing. Thanks everyone.

33. Lipstick - December 13, 2006

KC = Lipstick in my addled brain.
Just two of the babealicious IB wimmins.

KC is younger and funnier than me, so I’m honored to be mistaken for her.

34. Don Carne - December 13, 2006

To make you more paranoid, and yet safer. If any of your younguns have a “licence plate” on their bike that has their name on it take it off. Think about it. Creep rolls up “Hey Mikchael, your mom sent me to get you there’s been a accident.” Its happend here before. In a nation of 300,000,000+ there are going to be a lot of scumbags out there. We should let those blind hunters use them for target practice.

35. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2006

Yeah, same deal on those cute little cartoon characters on the back of the family van.
Each with their own name.

What were they thinking.

36. lauraw - December 13, 2006

Cute cute cute!
It’s like Night of the Opie Clones over at the skinbad homestead.

37. daveintexas - December 13, 2006

KC is younger and funnier than me, so I’m honored to be mistaken for her.

So, she’s like, 34 or something?

Cool

38. Lipstick - December 13, 2006

I think she’s 29.

39. daveintexas - December 13, 2006

Oh, so YOU’RE the 34 year old.

Got it.

40. Wickedpinto - December 13, 2006

I think she’s 29.

SWEET!

DAMN! she’s got a Mr.

Really, this expressing my feelings thing sucks, cuz I lose my chance at the easy jokes.


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