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Holiday Safety Tip December 30, 2006

Posted by Michael in Women Ranting.
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Guys, protect your family jewels during holiday parties, no matter how drunk you get.

LILLINGTON, N.C. – A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party, injuring him badly enough that he needed 50 stitches, authorities said Friday. Rebecca Arnold Dawson, 34, was charged with malicious castration in a fight early Tuesday at a party hosted by the 38-year-old man’s girlfriend, police said.

Erm, where was the girlfriend when this happened?  I bet alcohol was involved.

All three were heavily intoxicated, police Chief Frank Powers said.

Told you.

Now comes the bad part — there was no weapon.

Dawson is accused of grabbing the man’s genitals. Police said a weapon was not used. He declined to elaborate.

“I believe he needed more than 50 stitches to repair the damage, but he is back home at this point,” police Cpl. Brad Stevens said. “All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands.”

YEEOOOWWTCH!!!

Woman charged with malicious castration

Comments»

1. cranky - December 30, 2006

Ouch. Yeah, they’re uncomfortable to wear but dammit, get a cup!

OT: Navy fighter pilot film at http://speedandangels.com/.

2. eddiebear - December 31, 2006

Wow! If her hands could do that type of damage, she should become an interrogator at Abu Ghraib.

3. Michael - December 31, 2006

the injury was done with her hands

50 stitches? I’m thinking teeth were involved.

4. lauraw - December 31, 2006

Fingernails.

Long ones.

5. Don Carne - December 31, 2006

Yup, fingernails. Long thick ones. My mom has real nails about 1-2″ long; she never had to hit us growing up because she had “The Claw”. Mom would grab our arm and dig her nails into the bicep. She didn’t have to press too hard before we got the point. She never broke skin or bruised us, but damn it hurt. So yeah I can totally believe no teeth were involved.
Still she had her hand on his shwantz, and he had a girlfriend, so while I don’t condone it, I can understand.

6. Pupster - December 31, 2006

“A woman attacked a man in his genitals…”

Shouldn’t that read “on” or “at” instead of “in”? Loose shit.

“…was charged with malicious castration…”

Does this mean there is a law on the books classifying justified vs. malicious castration?

*note to self, stay out of NC*

7. Dave in Texas - December 31, 2006

How many more testicles have to die, before we end this criminal war?

8. mudkitty - January 1, 2007

I suppose you guys would rather pessimism be the word of the day?

9. Wickedpinto - January 3, 2007

Woman charged with malicious castration

Is there another kind of castration?


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