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Jay Mohr Reportedly Marries Nikki Cox December 30, 2006

Posted by Michael in Ducks.

Who is Jay Mohr?

Beats me.  Never heard of him, but I guess he’s famous.  He looks like  a happy guy here.  I’m just posting this to toast the happy couple.¹

Jay Mohr reportedly marries Nikki Cox – Yahoo! News

¹Gratuitous cleavage shots are, of course, beneath the dignity of Innocent Bystanders.


1. geoff - December 30, 2006

Wasn’t Jay Mohr the guy who clued Ace into what his condition was and how to treat it?

Seems like Ace should strive to continue to follow in his footsteps.

2. geoff - December 30, 2006

O/T: Just finished shoveling out the back driveway. About halfway through the hour and half process I get the theme from “Apache” stuck in my head.

Tortures of the damned.

Thanks so much, Michael.

3. Michael - December 30, 2006

Well, sorry Geoff. Just relax and feast you eyes on the bodacious hooters happy couple featured above.

4. lauraw - December 30, 2006

Jay Mohr is funny as Hell. Very funny guy.

I can’t remember the name of the movie, but it was a ripoff spoof of The Godfather and the scene where he’s physically disabled and eating a piece of canned peaches and everybody is getting sick is goddamned hilarious to me.

5. lauraw - December 30, 2006

Not that anybody here looked North of her CSL’s, but what the Hell is going on with her hairline?
Looks like fur on her forehead.

6. Bart - December 30, 2006

One good hairday and she’s an expert…

7. daveintexas - December 30, 2006

I’m sorry, what are CSLs?

8. Bart - December 30, 2006

Calculated Symmetric Logarithms?

9. kevlarchick - December 30, 2006

Lips – fake
Tits – fake
Hair – fake, looks like thinning with a bad weave

10. onehorsephoto - December 30, 2006

Yeah she’s another chick that got a lip job- they all end up looking like their mouths were burned in a fire

11. Michael - December 30, 2006

Collagen Supplemented Lips?

12. harrison - December 30, 2006

I’ve always heard it as DSLs.

13. wiserbud - December 30, 2006

How great must Jay feel to be getting Bobcat Goldthwait’s cast-offs?

14. geoff - December 30, 2006

they all end up looking like their mouths were burned in a fire

…or like trout.

15. Bart - December 31, 2006

Speaking of short hair…

kevlarchic, is your hair like this?

16. wickedpinto - December 31, 2006

KC, In “unhappily ever after” a failed TV series, on fox, she played the teenage daughter of a rather insane, re-recreation of an Al Bundy like character, and she looked very much like that, she was at most 20 years old at the time, and maybe as young as 17 when she first appeared on the show.

Nikki, oddly enough, supposedly said on her 18th birthday to bob “cat” goldthwaits personal assistant that she “was gonna marry him” or some crap like that, veryy, odd.

that hot hourglass redhead (she was always a redhead, though not as brightly red maybe) has a history of crushing on comics.

Jay Mohr, is atually a VERY funny guy, he was the star of another failed fox TV show called “Action” the funniest damn thing to cross the airwaves other than southpark in the last 15 years.

I must admit that only a year ago, I read that nikki and bob “cat” goldthwait were still connected romanticly (so thats a long time) and am surprises that suddenly she marries another funny man, who is about her age.

Good on them I say, now if only Jay can put on some weight so his head doesn’t look so flogging big, as in bubble head big.

17. kevlarchick - December 31, 2006

Bart my hair is not that boyish, I don’t think. That bodybuilder is a little too butch. I’m not butch or a bodybuilder, so I got that goin for me, which is nice.

18. BrewFan - December 31, 2006

Hey Bart, is that your picture? Send it to slublog so he can put it on Faces of Aces.


19. Bart - December 31, 2006

I wish, Brew.

20. Bart - December 31, 2006

I mean

YOU wish.

21. BrewFan - January 1, 2007

Freudian slip?

22. Last Amish Standing - November 4, 2007

Wasn’t Jay Mohr the guy who clued Ace into what his condition was

an ewok whos O.D.ed on human growth hormone?

and how to treat it?

Dropping 80 pounds and buying a jumbo tub of Nair?

Whats up folks?

Im watching TCM. Its Celebrity pics month on TCM this month. Donald Trump is picking tonights movies.They just got finished showing Gone with the Wind and Citizen Kane is about to start.

23. Bart - November 4, 2007

Slo what the heck are CSLs?

24. lauraw - November 4, 2007

C*** Sucking Lips

25. harrison - November 4, 2007

I love it when you talk dirty.

26. lauraw - November 4, 2007

Th**k Y*u.

27. Retired Geezer - November 4, 2007

Does TCM show movies without commercials?

Cause I friggin’ Refuse to watch any movie with commercials.

That’s just sick and wrong.

28. Yourmother - November 12, 2007

He does so not deserve Nikki cox. Somebody kill him! I want Nikki to be single for her whole life

29. Some Guy - November 17, 2007

LauraW: That film was Mafia!. My favorite parts are the start of the casino section (featuring games like You Can’t Win), and the finale, which, naturally, parodies the finale of The Godfather.

Great film.

30. lauraw - November 17, 2007

I have got to see it again. I remember it was craptastic.

“You got any Italian in you?”

“I will tonight.”

31. daveintexas - November 17, 2007


32. looks like amish picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue - November 17, 2007

Lloyd Bridges is the man. He and Leslie Nielson are hilarious. Watching them on tv and in the movies for all those years in serious roles i was really amazed at just how funny they were.

Did you know that Gene Roddenberry was originally considering Bridges for the role of Captain Kirk? I think he could have pulled it off.

p.s. That video of the screaming german kid you posted lauraw is really really annoying. I would like to smack that little shit in the back of the head with the claw end of a hammer.

You should just start blind linking Goatse, Tub Girl, and Two Girls/One Cup. It would be better than the crap that Gabriel guy comes up with. Who the hell is that guy anyway?

33. Bart - November 17, 2007

Gabriel was okay in the comment, not the little prick he is now in his posts.

Did you know that youtube pulled all of the Airplane! clips from the site? It really bothers me that a lot of My Favorites are no longer available.

Speaking of really funny “serious” actors, Peter Graves was brilliant in Airplane! He deserves an Oscar for delivering his lines to the kid in the cockpit — Have you ever seen a grown man naked?, Do you like gladiator movies, Billy?

Well, at least this stuff is still on youtube:

34. Bart - November 17, 2007

delivering those lines with a straight face, I meant to say.

35. amish arness - November 17, 2007

Random Airplane Trivia:

Did you know the line “Have you ever seen a grown man naked?” was originally going to be “have you ever sucked an old mans cock?”

Now that would have been worth an Oscar.

36. daveintexas - November 17, 2007

Mighta been worth an Oscar.

Special category.

37. Did Amish say 'yutes'? - November 17, 2007

I think thats how Marisa Tomei won.

38. jc - May 2, 2008


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