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All Those People Searching For Something January 31, 2007

Posted by harrison in Lurkers, Personal Experiences, Philosophy, Religion, Science, Sitemeter, Websites.
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In the last few minutes this site was found using searches for “guy testicles”, “test done on schizophrenia“, and “unbalanced ph and feminine odor“.

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1. Mrs. Peel - January 31, 2007

Well, that last was thanks to my detailing of the RepHresh commercial, which I still think was a very funny and well-written post. Ace linked it, indicating he agreed.

Suck on that.

2. Michael - January 31, 2007

I guess I’m responsible for making IB the go-to site for joking about schizophrenia, which got us several links, including one from Ace indicating his concurrence.

So suck on that too!

3. harrison - January 31, 2007

What’s with all the angry people?

4. Michael - January 31, 2007

Just kidding, Harrison. IB is also still the top search result if you google “beagle dials 911″. That post was huge.

5. Retired Geezer - January 31, 2007

I think all those people were earnestly searching for the Second Greatest Video to appear on IB, (after Apache of course).

And what Mrs. Peel said too.

6. Retired Geezer - January 31, 2007

Well, that last was thanks to my detailing of the RepHresh commercial, which I still think was a very funny and well-written post.

That was the one with the ‘Waggling Lobster’ wasn’t it?

Cause that just totally rocked.

7. Mrs. Peel - January 31, 2007

Yeah, that was Apotheosis’s comment. Very funny.

harrison, I was just pretending to be haughty and stiff-backed…It’s just occurred to me that people who don’t know me probably don’t realize I’m making fun of my own tendency to think too well of myself when I do that, and so they think I’m being serious, thus creating a horrible vicious cycle.

Well, maybe such individuals should consider putting some more skill points into Sense Motive. I can’t help it if my CHA is so high that my Bluff checks are nearly unbeatable.

Hmmmph!

*stalks away*

8. skinbad - January 31, 2007

“guy testicles”

So what other kind would you be searching for?

You know, I finally saw the repHresh commercial about a week ago. My jaw dropped to my belt buckle. If anything, Mrs. Peel went too easy on it. Gobsmackingly vile.

9. Dave in Texas - January 31, 2007

Two links in one day.

Actually about a half hour apart.

10. Mrs. Peel - January 31, 2007

skinny, one might also search for truck testicles. Around here, some men evidently feel the need to equip their trucks accordingly. One wonders…no, scratch that. One knows for what they’re compensating.

I bet they’re Yankees. All that cold weather up North, they’re bound to see a little difference, right?

11. lauraw - January 31, 2007
12. kevlarchick - February 1, 2007

truck testicles….scratch that.

heh.

13. lauraw - February 1, 2007

mousing over the comic gives you another little goodie.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01122006

14. skinbad - February 1, 2007

I had never heard of truck testicles. My red-state creds are slipping.

15. Retired Geezer - February 1, 2007

Oh yeah, they have them here.
Not in huge quantities though.
We *do* have Chrome thingies that people insert into their trailer hitch recepticals like: boat propellers, various car logos Ford, Chevy, Dodge, Extra Taillights or backup lights.

16. daveintexas - February 1, 2007

I totally missed that scratch that

eh heh heh heh

17. daveintexas - February 1, 2007

RG,

This is the one I have on my truck

http://www.americasfanstore.com/texashc.htm

18. comics - February 1, 2007

Truck Testicles???

19. wiserbud - February 1, 2007

I bought a set of truck nuts for a friend of mine who wouldn’t shut up about his new truck. His girlfriend made him give them back, so I stuck them on my Durango. Drove my wife insane, so she had her cousin cut them off my truck one weekend when I wasn’t around. That pissed me off. My truck, my decision. But nooooooooooo.

So now they are hanging in the garage. At least she was nice enough to let me keep my nuts, even if they’re no longer attached.

20. BrewFan - February 2, 2007

At least she was nice enough to let me keep my nuts, even if they’re no longer attached.

A metaphor for marriage. You are a wise man.

21. kevlarchick - February 2, 2007

Wiser I drive a Durango too; your wife and I are kindred souls. Truck nuts are gay.

But I do have my “Surrender to Gaia” bumpersticker in a prominent place. I seem to get a lot of honks, mainly semi trucks.

22. Dave in Texas - February 2, 2007

Is that some kind of homo thing?

23. BrewFan - February 2, 2007

Or are semi drivers attracted to hippie chicks?

24. wiserbud - February 2, 2007

Truck nuts are gay.

I thought of it more as retro stupid humor, since a Durango isn’t really a “truck.” Plus, I was always getting comments from people about how disgusting it was, which simply stiffened my resolve to keep my nuts in place.

25. Dave in Texas - February 2, 2007

KNEE UPDATE:

I woke up pretty stiff this morning but my knee was ok.

26. Phil Conners - February 2, 2007

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. *That* was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over…

27. kevlarchick - February 2, 2007

Brew, I’m so not a hippie. I shower and shave.

Mr Connors, don’t sea otters do it right on top of the waves? I wish I could float like that.

28. Dave in Texas - February 2, 2007

Ok, so Phil, you’re not like THE God, I get it. You’re a god, a little one.

29. wiserbud - February 2, 2007

I shower and shave.

?

30. Phil Conners - February 2, 2007

Ok, so Phil, you’re not like THE God, I get it. You’re a god, a little one.

Maybe.

This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Well, it used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to *eat* it. You’re hypocrites, all of you! You have a problem with what I’m saying, Dave?

31. BrewFan - February 2, 2007

Brew, I’m so not a hippie. I shower and shave.

I know. I’m just wondering why them truckers keep honking at you. You think its your bumper sticker (which might be because they *think* you’re a hippy?). I’m thinking it might be something else. Like your hotness.

32. wiserbud - February 2, 2007

Don’t drive angry. Don’t drive angry!!

33. Dave in Texas - February 2, 2007

I don’t want to play any of the other characters so I’m not playing anymore.

So there.

34. BrewFan - February 2, 2007

I think you should be Rita.

35. wiserbud - February 2, 2007

He does remind one of a chipmunk.

36. BrewFan - February 2, 2007

Rita: Have you ever had déjà-vu?
Phil: Didn’t you just ask me that?

37. Dave in Texas - February 2, 2007

You be Rita

38. BrewFan - February 2, 2007

He does remind one of a chipmunk.

He’s got those freckles goin’ on too.

39. BrewFan - February 2, 2007

No can do. I’m a star.

40. wiserbud - February 2, 2007

Wait, Nancy was the chipmunk. Ooops.

41. wiserbud - February 2, 2007

You be Rita

So many ways to interpret that.

42. Dave in Texas - February 2, 2007

True. Not something you’d want to hear in prison.

43. Sobek - February 2, 2007

Ned Ryerson. I’ve missed you so much. Listen, I don’t know where you’re going, but can you call in sick?

44. Retired Geezer - February 2, 2007

Am I right or am I right?
Riiiight?

45. red lobster coupon - May 25, 2007

red lobster coupon

red lobster coupon

46. mesablue - May 25, 2007

Lunch!


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