Freezin rain not done with you yet CT February 14, 2007
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Wow, that’s quite the big storm
it’s a killin storm
THE GULFSTREAM HAS SHUT DOWN!!!!!!
Dogs and Cats Living together!
Did you use scientific deduction to formulate that hypothesis, Quint?
Clown.
bugger off
Thanks, Nancy. No, really. Thanks. If we had Global Warming, all we here in CT would have to worry about would be what SPF we should be using right about now.
It’s fine down where I’m buried.
We should all be in Rio!!
I’m in Miami doing an autopsy on Anna Nicole.
The weather is balmy.
^
Ha!
geoff and steve, the masters of puns, would be proud.
If the plane that transported her to florida (is that where she is?) were boarded and searched by DEA agents, would the pilate go to jail on zero tolerance drug trafficking charges?
Stock up on my tasty breakfast cereal.
The weather is great here!
“pilate?” Pilate?
I’m my retard is kicking in early, maybe it’s cuz I was talking about anna nicole.
This weather ain’t shit!
Our polls say more sleet.
You n***ers want so see some different f***ing weather? Go to f**ing France.
You know what they f***ing call a major f***ing snowstorm in France? They call it a “Snowstorm Royale.” Ain’t that f***ing cool?
The river dragon will freeze by morning.
Erah, this weather is not my erah fault. Now erah excuse me while my erah secretary and I leave for a erah conference in the Bahamas.
You must attack the infidel freezing rain, bathe yourself in its sleet.
what?
I, for one, welcome our weather controlling overlords and I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground freezers.
I’ll trade you some snow for some of that freezing rain.
did you hear that?
Remember me? I’m a rabbit.
Quimby?
I never should have given up the quimby thing. It actually started to catch on.
To be quite honest, we are rather disappointed in the overall results of this supposed “snowstorm.”
If the weather up there is really bothering you all that much, may we suggest a vacation?
I don’t know about you Babalooey, but I’m freezin up here.
My God, that storm is ENORMOUS.
Babalooey! Babalooey! Where are you?
It’s all about the cold.
Babalooey!!! We gotta get out a here!
When yer stuck indoors, it’s good to keep yer hands busy.
1) What is the highest recorded single snowfall on record?
2) Where was the highest total annual snowfall in the United States ever recorded?
3) What is the highest recorded number of snowstorms in a single season? Where was this located?
4) What are the three main meteorological events that must occur in order to initiate the creation of snow?
I told you not to put us away yet.
Babalooey! Babalooey! Where are you little buddy?
Quality don’t signify.
Shut her down, boys. We won’t be selling anything today.
I can guarantee you, my friend, that we do not suffer from the type of weather you are currently experiencing, that is for sure.
It’s too cold! There’s too much snow! I can’t work like this!
Somebody needs to get their dictionary confiscated.
totally by memory dude. I don’t need no steenking dictionary.
What a waste it is to not shovel snow. Or not to have snow to shovel is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Pipe down, Michael
What is the real definition of quimby?
Hey, screw off, Quantity! It’s always about “more, more, more” with you isn’t it?
I co-wrote a theme song for this storm with Dizzy Gillespie back in ’56.
Erah, not sure of the definition, but I will have one of my erah secretaries here in the erah Springfield Mayor’s research department look it up for you…
Well, at least we’re safe. I doubt anyone is planning in hunting us in this weather.
Where did all these seagulls come from?
I feel like writing a rhapsody.
Ah the landscape is charming: blanketed with new-dusted snow and dotted with the cherubic visages of New Englanders sprouting from the drifts.
Does anybody know how to close a WordPress comment thread?
Shhhhhhhh…
NTTAWWT.
Queef – February 14, 2007
Where did all these seagulls come from?
I didn’t just laugh outloud?
I FUCKING GUFFAWED!!!
Is everybody here?
(Michael)
No rhymes, I Mean It.
Andre the Giant:
Anybody want a Peanut?
I’m back!
*thud*
NOTHING! beats a queef joke on valentines day from a mans mouth (actually, theres a way for that to be pretty friggen disgusting disturbing and awkward) THATS FRIGGEN PRICELESS!
I’m glad I don’t have to suffer through another one of these storms.
Cum on feel the noise!
I can outrun this storm!
Hadji! We’ve got to find shelter!
These aren’t the kind of crabs you eat with butter.
I had a dream. I dreamed that Innocent Bystanders would be a dignified forum for erudite commentary on matters of public importance . . .
I’m gonna harden my heart,
and swallow my tears.
Johnny Quest and John Quincy Adams ARE SO CHEATING!!!!
BAN HIM BOSS! BAN HIM!
Lauraw, will you be my Valentine?
cheese, or no?
In the house of the translator of Bourg,
The letters will be found on the table,
One-eyed, red-haired, white, hoary-headed will hold the course,
Which will change for the new Constable.
oh eff I can’t believe I didn’t get Quasimodo.
Michael, we told you. We have a tendency to mess with your dreams. But did you listen? Obviously not.
SANCTUARY!!! SANCTUARY!!!! SANCTUARY!
You didn’t get queef or quell lotion either! Now clean out yer ears!
But the first quasi was off topic.
The second quasi was offering sactuary from the cold.
Destroy Jar Jar first.
SHIT
Hey, you guys seen Bart around here anywhere? He said he was gonna call me back.
I like where this is goin’! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
i² = j² = k² = ijk = -1
Who’s next?
Yeah, it was just a JOKE! big deal! We give terrorists highly destructive weapons we thought you would get the joke.
WE’RE JUST KIDDING!!
“adios mio”(my spelling sucks more shit than a chick at a bachelorette party frequented by dustin diamond)
Now remember, children, it’s cold out there, so bundle up so you don’t get sick.
Those snowflakes are HUGE!
what?
If you sacrifice some humans on my pryamid, I’ll make the snow stop.
Oh, just look at the scarf on that snowman! Have you ever seen anything so tacky? I LUV it!
You just have to tell me where you got that, sweetie.
Huh, won’t talk to me, will you? Frigid Bitch!
Will this ever end?
While you’re stuck at home, do mind if we talk to you a little bit about your long-distance service?
I’m not sure.
YES I used a Prefix, big deal?
YOU! forgot quazimodo.
and the first quazimodo ignored the theme, I rate this.
Not too cold for Og. Og feel nice and warm, thank you very much.
C’mere Og. I’m going to tan your hairy hindquarters.
Is it frozen rain, or freezing rain?
F*ck the continuum
It’s a LOT of frozen rain. I mean a LOT. Really. It’s YUGE!
Freezing rain scares me.
How about some nice, hot, oatmeal?
Asdf
Freezing rain? Eh. Happens all the time.
Qwerty
Did some one say “queer?”
Why do I keep getting caught in the spam filter.
Bahstads.
There is no snow in the caliphate!
What’s up dock?
Got any gin?
Oh deary dear, what am I to do about all this ice and snow?
I know what I’m doing tonight! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Okay, time for a vote I think?
Actually not a vote, but I hope that LauraW will come in with her Iron Tuber and beat you into submission.
can the Q thing end? Since DiT is the guy, I ask the good lady laura as a last resort, but I’m just giving her a heads up.
So, now? I’m gonna lay the low blow, in the hopes of pre-empting this situation.
UNGAWA!!!
Hey,
Anybody seen “Al”?
Actually, I’m a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I’m not telling him that.
Hey, Lipstick! Interested?
Yes, WP is right. We really should stop.
This is pointless.
dude, you don’t have to beg me, I was played out at quibble.
Virgins!
Geez,
All these Q words and no one mentions my show?
Matthew and Luke are totally derivative.
VAJAJAY!!!!
Boing, boing, boing…
BUBBLES!!!
BOSS?! Did DiT just lie so he could be sarcastic? or did he just kick off a really irritating meme?
It’s warm in Libya.
OK, that’s enough.
Why do we need to stop?
You t’ink you are getting a lot of snow d’ere, maybe you should come up here, eh?
I swear, I got nuthin.
Too much is never enough! – Billy Idol
To be honest, I find nothing odd about this weather what-so-ever. the need to continue commenting here, however……..
I swear, I got nuthin.
Quitter
Oooooo, I don’t feel so good…..
Wanta fight about it?
Try my snowflake treatment for rheumatism.
Snow accumulation: it’s the last 20% that gets you.
Snow accumulation: it’s the last 20% that gets you.
Are you really sure about your numbers here?
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Well, the weather outside is frightful
But inside, it’s so delightful
So, since we’ve no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
Trust me, I hate this weather twice as much as you all do.
Can you hear me now bitch?
119. Quetzalcoatl – February 14, 2007
Virgins!
Dude, that was mine. Don’t be swipin’ my Quetzalcoatl schtick.
121. Q Gospel – February 14, 2007[Edit]
Matthew and Luke are totally derivative.
Love it!!! This is the only blog on earth where you could find a joke on the historical critical method in a truly silly thread.
Are we on the record here?
Did I make the list?
You people are so retarded.
I love you.
How do you get the f#@%’in windshield wiper fuses out of a 2003 Ford Ranger? They’re like these big square white things that absolutely. Refuse. To budge.
My wipers stopped in the vertical position on the way home. If I don’t have them working tomorrow morning I’m dead meat- you know how messy it is the day after a snow.
Oh please please don’t let it be the motor.
Lauraw,
My ranger (1985) had an fuse extractor tool in the fuse box, it looked like tweezers. After I lost/broke it, I used needle-nose pliers to pull-em.
What you are describing sound like relays, not fuses, but they should still pull straight out (up from the socket.) Or, you know, wedge a pocket screwdriver under it and gently twist.
Happy Valentines Day!
needlenose pliers
maybe a multi-tool
fuse puller.
go to car parts store
Well, hubby fixed it. Wasn’t the fuses at all.
He brought it down the road to get the fuses, and the dude at the place told him several Rangers and the Mazda version all had the same problem today.
Ice in the track. This is what happens when you have the heater blowing inside the cab and go bashing snow and ice around the vents outside with a broom.
*sheepish look*
The wipers are running again now.
Happy Valentines Day, darling snookum-bears.
pliers in a jam.
they probably froze up and blew the fuse dear. In a pinch you can use two screwdrivers (flat head) to wedge it up.
the fuse extractor look like a plastic clippy thing. You push it down over both sides and it snaps on and pulls it up.
YAY
That’s what a man does, who loves his woman. Takes care of that shit.
Big white square things?
Is that under the hood?
Okay, that might be a fuse for the wipers, but you also have another fuse panel that are more of the regular type most likely under the dash.
I have an old Ford Ranger. 1987. Green. Rusty.
I bought it 4 years ago for $750 so I wouldn’t get my Navigator dirty.
The roads were icy, slushy, and slick today. So do you think I drove the 4×4 luxury SUV that is extremely reliable, powerful, and great in the snow?
No. I drove the two-wheel drive Ranger with no weight in the back. It was a lot of fun driving down the road on a 45 degree angle. It takes mad driving skills to do shit like that.
Well, hubby fixed it. Wasn’t the fuses at all.
It rarely is.
The thing that makes being an elec tech ausom?
You generaly don’t have to work much, but when you do, you REALLY have to work.
Shit like that isn’t repairable, or it is mechanchical in nature.
What sucks? is people demand that the elec techs be fucking ninja’s. I AM a ninja but I was NEVER PAYED FOR IT GODDAMNIT!!!!
Dude, that was mine. Don’t be swipin’ my Quetzalcoatl schtick.
And there I thought I was being all clever.
I’m really getting sick of this. Can’t you guys just shut up? I can’t hear myself think over here.
You stupid Q’s killed the blog.
FREEDOM!
I had a joke for this thread earlier today, but it took me forever to type it, and now it’s too late.
Dammit!
This was cool. What say we have a thread like this about every 3 months?
Another foul: repeating #159 Querulous repeats (my) #42 Querulous.
I start the shit around here.
You all finish the shit.
Can you people STFU?
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Roger Daltry is teh Ghey but Keith Moon rocks.
John Entwhistle gives DinT a boner.
(can’t believe nobody thought of Quadraphenia yet. Oh yeah, cause it ain’t in the dictionary)
Oh yeah, cause it ain’t in the dictionary
Ohhh, lookit the big brain on Mr. Smarty Pants!
well, I thought of Quadrophenia, but I just couldn’t come up with anything funny for it.
Much like you, it seems.
You all are dorks, as is demonstrated by this thread.
Quadraplegic – February 14, 2007
I had a joke for this thread earlier today, but it took me forever to type it, and now it’s too late.
Dammit!
WRONGEST comment (period)
It’s HOT and MUGGY today.
I had forgotten about the Q thread.
Heh heh.
We were not amused.
You know they’re desperate when they call me in for these
occassions.
By the way, visit Quincy, sometime. We’re just south of Boston, on the water, and you’ll see some great sights such as the Expressway and large gas tanks.
Ya know, I just thought of a great one…
wait….wait……wait…….
No, it’s gone now.
Oh, I don’t have a good feeling about this. Michael is gonna be so mad when he sees that this thread has started up again.
Hey mate,
Can you spare a few coins for a bloke who’s down on his luck?
Can I help you?
Hey! Gimme that back!
Why in hell did I agree to be in this crappy movie with this giant, no talent Austrian?? Oh yeah, cuz I get to party with a mutant woman with three boobies, that’s why!
What?…………………………………………………………….What?
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What?……………………………………………………………..What?
Baby I love you
Why did this start again?
I don’t know.
That Bill Conrad was a big ol boy, weren’t he?
Man is it hot in here.
Do you think we can push this thread over 200 comments?
So where are the hobos?
Do you think we can push this thread over 200 comments?
Of course we can! We must accept the challenge!
The number of comments is rising.
The comments themselves are quite flaky.
After 200 I’ll put a stop to it.
Shut your filthy piehole and take that bunk in the corner.
Of course we can! We must accept the challenge!
Can I ‘me’ you on that?
At this rate, we’ll hit 200 in no time!
Nobody can leave this thread.
Isn’t this just ducky!?
Do comments about the number of comments count towards the comment count?
I had an ‘ink’ling you morons would revive this thread
I don’t see why they wouldn’t.
You people are just stupid.
200. 201. Really, after a certain point, what’s the difference?
I really wish we hadn’t done this.
Fear is the thread killer
I’ll drink to that!
I really wish we hadn’t done this.
Quiet, you!
I’m a tiny bit excited by this thread
I’m too tired to continue. I think I’ll lie down.
I’m in ur threadz breakin ur rulez
When’s the last time you watched a John Wayne flick?
Anybody want some chocolate milk?
You should really quit lounging on me and get to class…
ax^2 + bx + c = 0
Bart, please stop. For the love of God. We’ve had it.
My neighbor is a real ass.
OMG! that was freaky.
It was almost like you knew what I was going to say.
I wrote #215 at the same time as you wrote 214.
FREAKY FRIDAY, anybody.
BTW, I’ve only done a handful of these Q’s. Like 5, at the most.
The rest are from the other morons.
OHHHH, I’m so dumb.
NOW I get it.
Ha ha, my quads are telling me to give it a rest. Good one.
I did do squats yesterday, too.
Isn’t that weird that we both did quadriceps at the same time.
We must be psychically linked or something.
Mine were the funny ones.
No, Bart, there can be only one.
I’m all around this post.
It doesn’t snow in Equador. Sigh.
Can you guys slow down a bit?
Quito, I feel your pain.
Step right up, you’re doin’ fine,
I’ll pull your beard, you pull mine.
Yank it again, like you did before,
Break it up with a tug o’ war.
Grab a fence post, hold it tight,
Womp your partner with all your might.
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head,
Hit him again, the critter ain’t dead.
Womp him low and womp him high,
Stick your finger in his eye.
What’s up, guys?
What’s up, guys?
What’s up, guys?
What’s up, guys?
What’s up, guys?
Stop this! Stop this right now!!!
Whatever will be, will be
Where is this thread going?
Looks like we’re all here.
Yeah, we’re here, get used to it.
I think it’s worth it.
I like Skinbad’s ducks
We like everybody
This thread proves how unsophisticated and silly you Anglo-Americans are.
I’ll chop yo ass sucka!
This is an old thread, so I imagine there’s really no need for me for a while. See you next Fall!
See you next Fall!
We’ll have replaced you by then, dear.
Ah, another long thread for Cuffy to wade through.
Fly me to Australia.
(can’t believe nobody thought of this yet)
Crap, it’s #29
Never mind.
I’m hungry!
I’m prety good on one of those! Taste my cheesy goodness!
Speaking of cheesy, this thread is ridiculous!
Done and done, RG — I was Quickcrete, etc.
Does it count in Utah if I have 4 husbands?
Look familiar?
ha ha
twenty FIRST!
look it up.
johana Q,
i love you too! i could just squeeze you forever.