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The Worst Breakup Ever . . . February 21, 2007

Posted by Michael in News.

and the latest intertubes sensation.  The story is that Ryan decides to publicly dump Mindy in “The Pit” at UNC Chapel Hill, and hires singers to make his point.   On Valentine’s day.  Then it gets ugly.

UPDATE:  Following my tip, Ace found a better version of the video, without the annoying cut-off heads, so I have substituted that version.


1. Retired Geezer - February 21, 2007

Dude, what retard took that video?
The Saddam hanging video was filmed better.
Hellooo, Mr. Cameraman, people have Heads.

That said, it was pretty funny.

2. Dave in Texas - February 21, 2007

Hmmm. In his hurt, he decided the best thing to do was to hurt her back by publicly humiliating her.

I don’t think it worked out so good.

live by the sword…

I’d say both of them might hope their future CEO never sees this.

3. geoff - February 21, 2007

I skipped through it – it didn’t look very entertaining. Just boring and unoriginal retorts. Were there some good moments in there?

4. Wickedpinto - February 21, 2007

The future of our nation.

5. Dave in Texas - February 21, 2007

Were there some good moments in there

Nah. Jerry Springer shit.

6. Wickedpinto - February 21, 2007

Were there some good moments in there

pleanty of “whatevers” which always make me think, “OH SNAP! She just got you” though not enough “your momma’s” to suit me, and not once did he say “whore.” Really it was pretty tame.

7. Michael - February 21, 2007

Keep in mind that this could just be viral marketing for the singers. The camera work is just too bad to be believable.

8. Ace of Spades HQ - February 21, 2007

Guy Breaks Up With Girlfriend On Valentine’s Day In Front Of Crowd of 1,000, With Fuck-Off Acapella Chorus — And Then It Gets Difficult To Watch

Michael sends this, telling me I don’t have to hat-tip, he just wants my take. I got nothing. I’ll toss out the obligatory cover-my-ass speculation that this is performance art of a particuarly cringe-inducing kind. But I really don’t think…

9. Wickedpinto - February 22, 2007

I think it is. find 1K people actually willing to stand around silently while someone else is gonna do something so personal that noone really cares about. ain’t gonna happen.

Either way “viral marketing” it’s still pathetic shitty and poorly executed.

10. compos mentis - February 22, 2007

What is it about people that they find this kind of crap (and Jerry Springer) entertaining and not retarded and sickening? It’s immature and moronic. The Greeks had the Colosseum. We have this.

11. The Romans - February 22, 2007

The Greeks are teh suxor. WE built the Colosseum you nob.

12. composmentis - February 22, 2007

I thought that Greek was just a theology or something the Romans made up. Kind of like Catholics, only with less clothing and not as drunk.

13. The Ancient Egyptians - February 22, 2007

Oh big deal. We had the Sphinx and the Pyramids and stuff.

We were the shiz.

14. Persia-Nineveh - February 22, 2007


15. God - February 22, 2007

Get back to me when you’ve got something as great as the Garden of Eden. Buncha wannabes!

16. Reg - February 22, 2007

All right … all right … but apart from better sanitation and medicine
and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order … what have the Romans done for US?

17. The Aztecs - February 22, 2007

We played a mean basketball game. Now that was entertainment!

18. Dave's pool - February 22, 2007

Look on me, ye mighty, and despair!

19. Brian - February 22, 2007


20. Wickedpinto - February 22, 2007

Holidays reg?

21. The Romans - February 22, 2007

Hello? Aquaducts, anyone? Engineering feat unsurpassed for over a thousand years? Hellooooo???

22. Barbarian Hoard - February 22, 2007

Aquaducts, yeah – those were fun to smash. Feel like sacking Rome again boys?

23. The Romans - February 22, 2007

Bring it on, pussies. We got your “sack” right here!

24. Alaric the Visigoth - February 22, 2007

Uh, if you mean that shrivelled up scrap of skin I tacked to my helmet, ladies, then that ‘sack’ would be mine now.

25. The Romans - February 22, 2007

Hey, screw you, Alaric! If it weren’t for some inside help, you couldn’t get past our taunting schoolchildren, must less the actual Roman Guard. Trust me, you ain’t gonna get that kind of help this time.

Well, that is as soon as we take care of of some of our Senators, like Murthius, Pelosius, and Clintonia. (Didn’t think we would figure out who th enemies in our midst would be, did ya?)

Visigoth. HA! What’s next, Visi-emo?

26. The 300 Spartans (from Texas) - February 22, 2007

Bring it Beyotches. We’ll take on all y’all.

27. composmentis - February 22, 2007

Speaking of bringing it, has anyone else noticed that nobody gives Bart a hard time anymore since he posted that he can bench press 300 pounds for reps and is into jujitsu?

28. Retired Geezer - February 22, 2007

So, I should cut down on the Epilady jokes?

29. composmentis - February 22, 2007

You’re safe Geez. Anyone crazy enough to stand behind a horse and hold it’s balls while they’re being cut off isn’t likely to be messed with.

When I was in 8th grade, I went on an FFA field trip. Got to watch a bull get de-horned and castrated. Poor sumbitch. Doc just threw the nuts on the ground. Farmer’s dog came along, grabbed one, and walked off with it. You know all us junior high boys reacted to that in a mature and businesslike manner.

30. kevlarchick - February 22, 2007

Poor bull! Poor stallion!

Disgusting dog.

31. Wickedpinto - February 22, 2007


32. The Bull - February 22, 2007

The horror!
The horror!

33. The Comish (sic) - February 22, 2007

Here’s what kills me about this video: The guy wants to show up his girlfriend and embarrass her, so he decides a public staging of a “Screw Off” song would be shocking and embarrassing. So what does he do? He hires an a capella group to sing the Dixie Chicks! And while they’re singing the third chorus of “they say time heals everything, but I’m still waiting,” he stands there running his hands through his hair and looking like Jake Gyllenhall standing outside Heath Ledger’s tent.

So ghey.

And yet he seems to think that a bunch of girls singing “I’m not ready to make nice, I’m not ready to back down” while he fights off tears will be so devastating that he hasn’t thought of anything to say to her once the singing stops.

For pete’s sake, it’s bad enough that you’re broadcasting to 100 strangers that your girlfriend respected and enjoyed you so little that she went outside the relationship. Now you’re just adding insult to your own injury by looking like a dull-witted pansy.

34. The Chinese (sic) - February 22, 2007

The abacus, gunpowder, and a giant freakin’ wall that kept you barbarian jerkwads at bay for a thousand years. And kung effing fu. Bring it, you pasty devils.

35. The French (sic) - February 22, 2007

A giant radio tower and thin mustaches! And the expression “Sacre Bleu!” And an irrational sense that we’ve positively contributed to the world.

36. Retired Geezer - February 22, 2007

When I was helping the Vet castrate my horse, I had a thought that this operation is not needed in France.

Yeah, I know, I’m reaching here.

37. Rightwingsparkle - February 22, 2007

Isn’t it lovely how the “F” word has become so mainstream?

Soon we will all be greeting one another with Good F**king morning!”

Good Grief. How I hate it.

38. Dave in Texas - February 22, 2007

mankind is depraved sparkle.

don’t they teach that in Sunday School anymore?

it’s good that you hate it. it means you are becoming more like Christ.

I hate it too.

39. Dave in Texas - February 22, 2007

and I use it more than I should

dang I hated admitting that

40. BrewFan - February 22, 2007

No offense, but the use of the f-word is the least offensive part of that video.

41. Wickedpinto - February 22, 2007

Soon we will all be greeting one another with Good F**king morning!”

If I haven’t seen someone (a male) in a while, I tend to say “OH SHIT dude! I ain’t seen you in years?!!! WTF’s UP?!?!”

So you are a bit behind the curve sparkle.

Sorry, I’m a creten.

42. Michael - February 22, 2007

Good Grief. How I hate it.

You will always be the Fair Flower of Southern Womanhood to me.

mankind is depraved sparkle.

St. Paul. Romans. The utter depravity of man.

don’t they teach that in Sunday School anymore?

Well, they do in Lutheran churches.

it’s good that you hate it. it means you are becoming more like Christ

IB must be the only website where the Doctrine of Sanctification could be clearly stated on a thread about a goofy YouTube video.

43. Heather Flanagan - February 23, 2007

That was the worst episode of Leave It To Beaver that I ever did seen!

44. Retired Geezer - February 23, 2007

IB must be the only website where the Doctrine of Sanctification could be clearly stated on a thread about a goofy YouTube video.

Next week… Tongues, still for today?

45. Wickedpinto - February 23, 2007

Don’t indoctrinate something with arbitrary acceptance unless you want my input RG.

Leave it to Michael.

Otherwise, I might tell some stories.

46. geoff - February 27, 2007

Looks like Michael was dead-on with his supposition that this was some form of viral marketing.

47. hell - June 7, 2008

what the fuck

48. Anonymous - May 9, 2010

y would he do something so stupid he also slept with somebody so he can fuk off too ahole!!

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