IB Contest – create your own blues name February 28, 2007Posted by daveintexas in Commenting Tips, Crime, Gardening, Philosophy.
I know. It’s old. But it’s still fun.
Much more challenging than the “create your own pron star name” formula (name of your first pet + street you lived on), this one involves a little creativity, and scientific/medical research. It goes like this:
1. Name of a disease or infirmity
2. Name of a fruit
3. Last name of a US President
My own personal favorite is “Blind Lemon Taft“, but I also like “Jakeleg Strawberry Jackson“.
Those names just got the blues written all over em.
So let’s hear it IBers (and guest readers). What’s your blues name?
Oh, and since I know you’re curious, my pron name would be Saber Pebble Beach.
I am teh sexay.
UPDATE: feel free to throw in your pron name too.
UPDATE #2: lauraw reminded me of another funny. Next time you read your fortune in a fortune cookie, add the phrase “in bed” to the end of it. Whatever it is, this always works.
“You wisely believe of the goodness of mankind….in bed“.
“You have a good heart, and are well admired…in bed“.
“You maintain a sense of balance in the midst of great success…in bed“.