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“She gently held his bagpipes . . . .” March 28, 2007

Posted by skinbad in Ducks, Literature.
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I thought about this after Michael’s post on non-Fabio types modeling for romance book covers. It’s old, but maybe some haven’t seen it. Funny stuff:

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I guess this might call for Michael’s corporate photo and my hacky photochop skills. Maybe if I get the will. In this heat . . . .

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1. Mrs. Peel - March 28, 2007

I’ve seen those before, but they are still hilarious.

Soooo…who around here reads romance novels? And highlights the dirty parts? C’mon, fess up.

2. Bart's Highlighter - March 28, 2007

who around here reads romance novels? And highlights the dirty parts?

I’m dried out and exhausted.

3. Dave in Texas - March 28, 2007

Oh yeah, I devour one of those a week.

My favorite was Tasha Indigo’s The Man on the Beach in the Boat

so hot!

4. Michael - March 28, 2007

And highlights the dirty parts?

I always check out the used book bins for highlighted copies. Saves a lot of time.

5. Rightwingsparkle - March 28, 2007

Mrs. Peel,

I don’t read romance novels now, but when I was a teenager my mom gave me some that my grandmother had read and was passing them on. I remember reading them and my jaw dropping while I imagined my GRANDMOTHER reading some of this soft core porn like reading.

My Grandmother was Church of Christ and just about the most straight laced person you can imagine. I just couldn’t believe she would read that stuff. I still can’t.

6. wiserbud - March 28, 2007

Does writing them count?

7. Sobek - March 28, 2007

There was this one part in my college algebra text that … well, I shouldn’t get into too much detail.

8. BrewFan - March 28, 2007

Does writing them count?

Does *living* them count?

9. Mrs. Peel - March 28, 2007

Ah, the secret vocabularies of women…

sobek, now that’s hot.

10. wiserbud - March 28, 2007

As Rupperton Hugecock roughly grasped the heaving funbags of Millicent Bigguns, he felt a strange stirring in his monstrous pee-pee, unlike anything he had ever felt before. Meanwhile, Millicent began to make low, gutteral moaning sounds, unlike any that Rupperton had ever heard before.

Ruppertion then roughly kissed Millicent, in a way that he had never kissed a woman before. As he roughly scooped Millicent’s large ass up into his arms and carried her to their newly decorated bedroom, he began to imagine a number of strange sexual positions that he had never tried before, at least not with a woman.

11. Lipstick - March 28, 2007

“She gently held his bagpipes. . . and squeezed his haggis. . .”

12. Michael - March 28, 2007

Wiserbud:

Keep your day job.

13. kevlarchick - March 28, 2007

“the bellows rapidly deflated after the song was over..”

14. Mrs. Peel - March 28, 2007

btw, is it just me, or has that guy got a nipple the size of a york peppermint pattie?

15. Scottie McMullet - March 28, 2007

btw, is it just me, or has that guy got a nipple the size of a york peppermint pattie?

Aye, lassie, it is at that.

16. dr4 - March 28, 2007

Heres a video of Romance book cover boy Fabio getting hit in the face with a bird while on a roller coaster:

17. Lipstick - March 28, 2007

“the bellows rapidly deflated after the song was over..”

ROFL, KC!!!!

18. Bart - March 28, 2007

I have an announcement to make.

I just got back from my favorite sammich shop.

I’m eating a huge steak, egg, cheese, sausage, and peppers sub, (with a little red pasta sauce poured on it).

AND, I’m also enjoying an order of crispy deep-fried battered chicken fingers.

19. Bart - March 28, 2007

I use the IE 7 with the tabs. When I’m not at IB, the tab says, “She gently held his bag…”

By the way, Mr. Site Administrator, you are detaining a comment of mine and I demand its immediate release or else you will face a resolution containing sanctions. Thank you.

20. Retired Geezer - March 28, 2007

Bart, threaten the “Action Alert”, that usually gets him.

21. Retired Geezer - March 28, 2007

…and carried her to their newly decorated bedroom,

Weiser, you left off “…with all the extra throw pillows and a fabulous Duvet.”

Just sayin’

22. Bart - March 28, 2007

Was the bedroom fuscia?

23. wiserbud - March 28, 2007

you pervs think I’m gonna give away all my “useful” scribblings?

24. sandy burger - March 28, 2007

Bart, that cannot be healthy. Go eat a salad or something, man.

25. eddiebear - March 29, 2007

Low carb, man. Low carb.

26. Dave in Texas - March 29, 2007

My bagpipes got a re-route in 1991.

27. Rightwingsparkle - March 29, 2007

…and carried her to their newly decorated bedroom,

Which is why he is getting some.

28. Dave in Texas - March 29, 2007

getting some what?

29. wiserbud - March 29, 2007

Which is why he is getting some.

Which is why my home is in a constant state of redecorating. Starting next week: the attic.


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