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The things I get in Cotillion e-mail March 29, 2007

Posted by rightwingsparkle in Humor.


I know. You can’t believe I posted this. Neither can I. But I thought it was funny.


1. Sobek - March 29, 2007

Shame on you.

And yeah, that’s funny.

2. Site Administration - March 29, 2007

You can’t believe I posted this.

You’re right. You made two mistakes.

1. Graphics should be a maximum of 425 pixels wide, otherwise they start falling outside the right margin. You can easily resize by clicking on the graphic in the Write window. Boxes will appear around the graphic. Grab and drag a corner box with your cursor to resize it. Then center the graphic with the center format button at the top of the window, if you have not done so already.

I fixed this for you.

BTW, if you click on “Save and Continue Editing” in WordPress, and then scroll down, you can see what your post will look like. There is a Preview window. This will show you, for example, if your graphics are within the margins, or your embedded videos are actually appearing and have not been censored by YouTube because of copyright violation (I’m looking at you, Laura), or whether you have imported goofy HTML font tags, or any other formatting errors that you might want to deal with before you post.

2. This is copyrighted material, so you have commited a felony under federal law. I can’t fix this for you; all elements of the crime have been completed. If you go to jail, I will send you home-made cookies. Unless, of course, I am in jail with you as the publisher of this material. If that happens, I’ll be looking for some payback if I catch you alone in the prison laundry. 🙂

Message to All Main Page Commenters: Feel free to send me an email if you have any questions about how to post here. I did not know anything when this site started, so I’m happy to share what I’ve learned. It’s really not very hard; WordPress is a very user-friendly application.

3. geoff - March 29, 2007

Just set the image width to 99% – then you don’t have to worry about how many pixels it is (unless it’s smaller than the column).

4. dr4 - March 29, 2007

Very funny. Havent seen that one before.

Cyanide and Happiness has some really funny twisted cartoons. They seem to run out of steam though over the last couple of years.

heres a couple more:

This one is my favorite:

Just a warning to you RWS – most of the C&A cartoons would be very very very offensive to you. Very.

The ones i linked are fine though

5. sticky b - March 30, 2007

I’m proud of you.

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