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Evil Librarians Hide Information April 26, 2007

Posted by skinbad in Ducks, Economics.

Brothers, age 14 and 16, went to the public library to find information on military academies. Knowing that librarians are devious and often hide this kind of sought after information, the boys thoroughly checked The Whole Lesbian Sex Book. It’s subtitled “A Passionate Guide for All of Us,” so, technically, that would include military academies. Now they are feeling “greatly disturbed” and their dad is unable to keep the family in Jergens and Kleenex.

Answer? Ten grand in damages per child should cover it.

And it probably needs covering.


1. harrison - April 26, 2007

How did they get that book before me?
I’ve been on the waiting list since August.

2. Sobek - April 26, 2007

Harrison, don’t bother. It’s nowhere near as interesting as the 3/8ths Lesbian Sex Book.

3. skinbad - April 26, 2007

You have to convert the Asian lesbian sex books from millimeters. 3/8 is about 10 mm.

4. Retired Geezer - April 26, 2007

Here’s what passes for entertainment in Texas.

Probably NSFW.

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