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The James Bond Villain Death Quiz June 6, 2007

Posted by Sobek in Movies.
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I just finished watching all the Bond movies (over the course of several months), and so I am finally ready to present for your quizzing pleasure, The James Bond Movie Death Quiz:

Answers:

A. Flees for his life
B. Knife in the back from a rival smuggler
C. Trapped in a submarine suspended from a crane
D. Crushed by a statute of Winston Churchill
E. Falls from the Golden Gate Bridge
F. Shot, then sucked out the window of a decompressing airplane
G. Shot in the crotch, left to die in his collapsing fortress
H. Set on fire after being doused with gasoline
I. Shot in the forehead by some bad guy
J. Shot by defecting KGB agent while trying to stab Bond with a poison-tip shoe
K. Falls into a vat of boiling water
L. Shot in a duel to the death with Bond
M. Impaled by rod of plutonium, left for dead on a flooding submarine
N. Nearly decaptiated on a tree branch during a bobsled fight
O. Dropped from an antenna onto a massive satellite, then crushed by the collapsing antenna
P. Sucked out of an airplane and into a jet turbine
Q. Shot with a speargun
R. Forced to swallow a compress-gas bullet, which causes him to blow up like a balloon and shoot to the roof of a cave, where he pops on a stalactite
S. Shot with a poison-tipped dart, pushed out of an airlock into space
T. Ground into pieces by remote-controlled boring machine
U. Plane crash

Villains:

1. Dr. Julius No (Dr. No)

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2. Rosa Klebb (From Russia With Love)

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3. Auric Goldfinger (Goldfinger)

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4. Emilio Largo (Thunderball)

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5. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (You Only Live Twice)

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6. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (On Her Majesty’s Secret Service)

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7. Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Diamonds Are Forever)

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8. Dr. Kananga (Live and Let Die)

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9. Francisco Scaramanga (The Man With the Golden Gun)

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10. Carl Stromberg (The Spy Who Loved Me)

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11. Hugo Drax (Moonraker)

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12. Aris Kristatos (For Your Eyes Only)

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13. Kamal Khan (Octopussy)

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14. Max Zorin (A View to a Kill)

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15. Brad Whitaker (The Living Daylights)

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16. Franz Sanchez (License to Kill)

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17. Alec Trevelyan (GoldenEye)

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18. Elliot Carver (Tomorrow Never Dies)

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19. Renard (The World is Not Enough)

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20. Gustav Graves (Die Another Day)

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21. Le Chiffre (Casino Royale)

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Comments»

1. sobek - June 6, 2007

Incidentally, anyone who knows how to program this into something more useful, like a page that lets you type the answered into a box to check your score, is more than welcome.

2. Michael - June 6, 2007

I thought that most of these people died because they hit on Dave’s daughter.

No. 15 died because he tried to understand one of Geoff’s charts.

3. geoff - June 6, 2007

No. 15 died because he tried to understand one of Geoff’s charts.

Q had me make up a special batch.

4. See-Dubya - June 6, 2007

1. K. Falls into a vat of boiling water
2. J. Shot by defecting KGB agent while trying to stab Bond with a poison-tip shoe
3. F. Shot, then sucked out the window of a decompressing airplane
4. Q. Shot with a speargun
5. A. Flees for his life
6. N. Nearly decaptiated on a tree branch during a bobsled fight
7. C. Trapped in a submarine suspended from a crane
8. R. Forced to swallow a compress-gas bullet, which causes him to blow up like a balloon and shoot to the roof of a cave, where he pops on a stalactite
9. L. Shot in a duel to the death with Bond
10. G. Shot in the crotch, left to die in his collapsing fortress
11. S. Shot with a poison-tipped dart, pushed out of an airlock into space
12. B. Knife in the back from a rival smuggler
13. U. Plane crash
14. E. Falls from the Golden Gate Bridge
15. D. Crushed by a statute [sic] of Winston Churchill
16. H. Set on fire after being doused with gasoline
17. O. Dropped from an antenna onto a massive satellite, then crushed by the collapsing antenna
18. P. Sucked out of an airplane and into a jet turbine (I’m guessing here–doesn’t sound right but it’s the only one I have left)
19. M. Impaled by rod of plutonium, left for dead on a flooding submarine
20. T. Ground into pieces by remote-controlled boring machine
21. I. Shot in the forehead by some bad guy

You could have included Blofeld at the beginning of For Your Eyes Only–that was a memorable sequence. As were the deaths of Wint and Kidd in Diamonds are Forever, though if you get into non-mastermind level villains the quiz gets really big and difficult.

5. Horatio Caine - June 6, 2007

My, my my.

*whips off sunglasses*

Looks like we’re gonna be puttin in some overtime on this one.

6. eddiebear - June 6, 2007

All I want to know is:

When will Christopher Walken reappear as a villain?

7. kevlarchick - June 6, 2007

I don’t follow James Bond. Although the last one–with that hard, cut blonde James Bond was incredibly hot. I watched that on a plane and didn’t bother with sound. I just feasted my eyes.

I also love Christopher Walken.

8. The Commissar - June 6, 2007

How about the guy who fell into the huge snowblower, in “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service?”

He might have been a minor henchman, but what a way to go.

9. daveintexas - June 6, 2007

kc, is he the actor that got that bad rash while filming on location in the Phillipines?

10. wiserbud - June 6, 2007

Just so you know, KC, I could pass for Daniel Craig’s better looking younger brother.

Yep, that’s what I’ve been told.

11. Anonymous - June 6, 2007

See-Dub, you got them all until the last three Brosnan flicks.

12. Retired Geezer - June 6, 2007

I actually worked on one of the Bond flicks, Diamonds are Forever for a couple of days.
I pulled heavy cables around the parking lot of the Riviera hotel to power some lighting for the shot of Bond jumping on top of the external elevator and riding up to the penthouse.

I never got to hang out with Jill St. John though.
Dangit.

13. Retired Geezer - June 6, 2007

BTW Sobek, good post. Should be worth an Acealanche.

14. BrewFan - June 6, 2007

Yep, that’s what I’ve been told.

Sorry ‘bud, but the voices in your head don’t count.

15. kevlarchick - June 6, 2007

wiserbud, if your sound was EVER off, I might be able to make such a connection.

16. wiserbud - June 6, 2007

Okay, okay….maybe not his younger brother. Maybe his slightly older, slightly more out-of-shape, slightly less good-looking, incredibly less successful and slightly more intelligent brother.

But still, I’m so close, it’s almost scary.

17. Dave in Texas - June 6, 2007

I never got to hang out with Jill St. John though.

You would have become a god to me.

18. See-Dubya - June 6, 2007

See-Dub, you got them all until the last three Brosnan flicks

crap-well, if I had to miss some, those are the ones. They’re barely even canon, and the villains were so forgettable.

And I did get Renard right.

RG, did they really film Diamonds at the Riviera? I thought it was Circus Circus. The Riviera was pretty run-down.

19. Michael - June 6, 2007

You would have become a god to me.

Wait a minute, are you saying that Jill St. John is more important than Mr. Paul Anka???

20. compos mentis - June 6, 2007

Pussy Galore.

Had to be said.

21. Lipstick - June 6, 2007

Ivana Humpyuu

That sounds like a chick villian, right?

22. compos mentis - June 6, 2007

Why yes it does!

How about . . . Amanda Doomee.

23. Dave in Texas - June 6, 2007

Holly Goodhead

24. Sobek - June 6, 2007

Alotta Fagina

25. customer who's never seen a real vagina - June 6, 2007

Carrie N. Clapp

26. wiserbud - June 6, 2007

Anita Hump

27. compos mentis - June 6, 2007

^
caca

28. not taking credit for this one - June 6, 2007

Ivana Cockinme

29. wiserbud - June 6, 2007

Anita Goodlay?

30. compos mentis - June 6, 2007

Misty Slitch??

31. Sobek - June 6, 2007

In Octopussy, the Bond girl of that name explains she got her nickname from her father. When I heard that, I told my wife that if we ever have a little girl, I want to give her a sexually-suggestive nickname. My recommendation: Cleavage McPutoutalott.

32. wiserbud - June 6, 2007

so how long before the mark went away, sobek?

33. Nosireebob - June 6, 2007

Ann L. Intercourse

34. kevlarchick - June 6, 2007

V. Gina Beaucoup

35. Sobek - June 6, 2007

“so how long before the mark went away, sobek?”

She actually thought it was funny, until I started calling her that.

36. daveintexas - June 6, 2007

You guys are just making shit up. There are real Bond women character names in this list.

37. compos mentis - June 6, 2007

Shut up Dave.

38. wiserbud - June 6, 2007

Ooooo, look at the big brain on Dave…..

39. daveintexas - June 6, 2007

Xenia Onatopp

40. daveintexas - June 6, 2007

are you saying that Jill St. John is more important than Mr. Paul Anka???

Not if they’re both up on that stage, no.

41. Sobek - June 6, 2007

Plenty O’Toole

42. Nosireebob - June 6, 2007

Tranh E. Ho

Wait a minute…

43. wiserbud - June 6, 2007

Nap E. Ho

44. Michael - June 6, 2007

Tushar D’Best

45. Michael - June 6, 2007

Oops, I didn’t mean to give away Tushar’s real name.

Sorry.

46. not taking credit for this one either - June 6, 2007

Lucy McTightsnatch

47. daveintexas - June 6, 2007

Bambi and Thumper (technically, I wouldn’t call em Bond girls – he fought with em but didn’t nail em).

48. Nosireebob - June 6, 2007

Penelope Smallbone

That one was real.

49. pattyann - June 6, 2007

I always thought In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida sounded like a chick villian.
And I always thought Solitaire was the most beautiful Bond girl. Still do.

50. Lipstick - June 6, 2007

Oh yep, Solitare is the most beautiful.

I also liked Carole Bouquet in “For Your Eyes Only”, because she seemed fairly smart and not clingy and useless.

And she kicks ass with the crossbow.

51. nicedeb - June 6, 2007

Speaking of villains, Wickedpinto has a picture of himself with his ex girlfriend (the Australian one) up at The Hostages.

http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/2007/06/04/talk-about-bad-luck/#comments

52. nicedeb - June 6, 2007

Oh, sorry, this is the correct url:

http://thewickedpinto.wordpress.com/

53. pattyann - June 7, 2007

Boy, that was the quickest comment killer I ever saw ;P

54. greenleaf - June 7, 2007

Did Someone say Carole Bouquet? She was a man ya know.
Don’t believe me…………Look it up. It’s scary.

55. See-Dubya - June 8, 2007

No she wasn’t.

There was a transvestite in FYEO, but it was one of the bikini chicks in the pool scene where Carole Bouquet shoots the dude off the diving board with a crossbow.

http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/bondgirl.php

56. Nathan Norman - August 6, 2009

1. K
2. J
3. F
4. Q
5. A
6. N
7. C
8. R
9. L
10. G
11. S
12. B
13. U
14. E
15. D
16. H
17. O
18. T
19. M
20. P
21. I

and if 22 was added: shot in the back of the head by some bad guy (which is similar and just as dull as the previous one. you don’t even see this one happen)

57. reason - August 6, 2009

I was part of a marathon four-player Goldeneye tourney back when the video game came out in college. It went on for an entire weekend, from Friday afternoon clear through to Sunday night. Most of the wee hours of Saturday morning was spent trying to win with no weapons, only slapping.

Yeah. That took forever. Almost as long as it would take to actually slap someone to death in real life.

One of the highlights of my freshman year, that was.
One of the worst exams I ever failed was that following Tuesday, though.

58. name - March 14, 2010

answers=
A: Mr. White
B: Aristotle Kristatos
C: Ernst Stavro Blofeld(PS, he didnt die from that. he lived on to die at the beginning of FYEO)
D: Brad Whitaker
E: Max Zorin
F: Auric Goldfinger
G: Karl Stromberg
H: Franz Sanchez
I: Le Chiffre(PS, that “bad guy” was Mr. White, the answer to QA).
J: Kronsteen
K: Dr. Julius No
L: Francisco Scaramanga
M: Victor Zokas
N: ?
O: Alec Trevelyan
P: Gustav Graves
Q: Emilio Largo
R: Dr. Kananga
S: Hugo Drax
T: Elliot Carver
U: Kamal Khan

59. skinbad - March 15, 2010

KHAAAAAAAAN!


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