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a fat naked woman with greased thighs July 9, 2007

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I’m just writing this post so I can giggle at the Recent Comments list.

Thanks for the idea, Geezer.

-lauraw

Comments

1. Tushar D - July 9, 2007: Lauraw,
I must commend you on your vivid imagination.

**shudders**
2. Sobek is - July 9, 2007: this is crazy
3. Retired Geezer - July 9, 2007: Wow, great minds think alike. I just emailed a couple of the more demented IB dudes with *my* idea for a similar post.

My suggestion;

“I Just Got a Great Hummer”
4. Whipped cream and cherries - July 9, 2007: Mwa ha ha haa

It can get worse.
5. is there anything better than bacon - July 9, 2007: it will get worse
6. Mayonnaise and bacon - July 9, 2007: Yum
7. Rosie - July 9, 2007: Yummier
8. Mayonnaise and bacon - July 9, 2007: Hey bacon,

How’d you get here before me?

Biotch!
9. Ketchup and large curd cottage cheese - July 9, 2007: where’s the party?
10. Rosie is - July 9, 2007: scrub that outta ya head
11. Three specially-trained German Shepherds - July 9, 2007: amateur punks
12. Baked beans and ice cream - July 9, 2007: Yeah baby.
13. Pupster Gets Doggy - July 9, 2007: Biotch!

Indeed.
14. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine - July 9, 2007: picnic!
15. Batman l - July 9, 2007: heh.
16. Melted cheese and sour cream - July 9, 2007: nacho mama!
17. leather straps and a riding crop - July 9, 2007: talent, natural, or refined ability

http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/127430.html

moderately NSFW
18. Dave Puts His Soft Hands To Work - July 9, 2007: I believe we have created a whole new literary genre here.
19. A fat naked woman with hairy nipples - July 9, 2007: grease me up
20. An Ewok - July 9, 2007: Hey, what are you looking at?
21. Laura planted something special - July 9, 2007: didn’t know you rolled that way
22. Wickedpinto after twelve beers - July 9, 2007: True story.
23. Mesablue secretly desires to urinate - July 9, 2007: You guys are killing me
24. Nice Deb - July 9, 2007: Brain cleanser.
25. Nice Deb climbs - July 9, 2007: you too?

goodness.
26. skinbad irons his shirts - July 9, 2007: Some guys just don’t know how to seize an opportunity.
27. Wynona - July 9, 2007: Stop pickin’ on me!
28. Cuffy Meigs - July 9, 2007: You guys are so juvenile.

dammit.
29. Wicked Pinto Had A Beard - July 9, 2007: But he shaved it using hand lotion.
True Story.
30. Michael smokes his meat - July 9, 2007: He does brag on that smoker.
31. Richard Simmons with a bucket of fried chicken - July 9, 2007: Sweat baby!
32. Michael ate his sammich - July 9, 2007: with Dijon mustard
33. Nice Deb isdefinitely NOT - July 9, 2007: Who’s using my name?

Suckas gonna diiiiiieee!
34. Kevlarchick reads trashy novels - July 9, 2007: It enhances the experience.
35. Michael ate his sammich - July 9, 2007: with hot sauce from Belize — Marie Sharp’s!
36. Lipstick - July 9, 2007: Hi guys! How is everyone today?

oh … crap …
37. Lauraw digs for tubers - July 9, 2007: Found in dark, moist places.
38. The Seven Dwarfs have a Mazola party - July 9, 2007: Slip slidin away..

And into the spam bucket.
39. Lipstick paints her toenails - July 9, 2007: hi Lipstick
40. France - July 9, 2007: Do I smell — love?
41. Dave plants his banana tree - July 9, 2007: She’s so earthy.
42. Japan - July 9, 2007: banzai!
43. One of those big blue tarpaulins - July 9, 2007: Ululululululululu!
44. I think I'm going to be sick - July 9, 2007: when this is all played out, you guys have to own up to your creations. Funny, funny stuff. I’m dying.

-lauraw
45. Bart feels most at home - July 9, 2007: mommy!
46. Steven Seagal is . . . - July 9, 2007: I’m just a cook.
47. Apollo 11 lands - July 9, 2007: That’s one small step for Man, one giant le—{slips on greased thigh}
48. Spudder - July 9, 2007: Hey, leave me out of this.

Sick bastards.
49. Pony paws and snorts - July 9, 2007: Thought I was dead, didn’t ya?
50. A hobo - July 9, 2007: Lunch!
51. Retired Geezer shines a spotlight - July 9, 2007: Someday I’ll quit this job in Reno.
52. Hey, isn't that Tushar - July 9, 2007: no, sorry, it’s just a pimple
53. Won't need Vr@gra - July 9, 2007: Well… maybe not.
54. Gen. MacArthur arrives in Manilla - July 9, 2007: I have retur—-who’s frying baloney?!
55. Flyin' Brian lands his chopper - July 9, 2007: That’s not what I meant by “landing strip!”
56. Flyin Brian lands his helicopter - July 9, 2007: Sorry, I’m a little off course.
57. Flyin Brian lands his helicopter - July 9, 2007: Holy Crap!

Who was that?
58. my bet's - July 9, 2007: what is less disgusting, a fat naked woman with greased thighs or your bathroom after compos has visited?
59. Bart tries out his new 7 blade razor - July 9, 2007: It only stings for a moment.
60. Nice Deb - July 9, 2007: Wasn’t me.
61. Nice Deb - July 9, 2007: Hey, stop that!
62. Nice Deb - July 9, 2007: No!
63. Nice Deb - July 9, 2007: Yes!
64. Nice Deb - July 9, 2007: Ooh!
65. Sandy runs his Roomba - July 9, 2007: It gets most of the lint.
66. Hot Carl - July 9, 2007: Am I needed here?
67. Fortune Cookie says "You will find true love" - July 9, 2007: Lucky Numbers 85 24 61 69
68. Dave conceals weapons - July 9, 2007: Don’t even ask.
69. We lost sight of Brewfan after he dove - July 9, 2007: For God’s sake, somebody throw him a rope!
70. Retired Geezer - July 9, 2007: Gotta go pick up FB at the airport for a 3 hour layover.

Sorry to miss all the fun.

Pope out.
71. Allah is all over - July 9, 2007: A virgin is a virgin.

She is a virgin, right?

Ah, what the hell.
72. Pioneers tamed the West - July 9, 2007: It is our Manifest Dest—who ate all the damned Funions?!
73. Eddiebear wears a snorkel while - July 9, 2007: He’s smarter than Brewfan
74. Quint - July 9, 2007: We need a bigger boat.

The eyes!

Oh shit, thats not the eyes!!!
75. Flying monkeys descend - July 9, 2007: Wow, Dorothy’s changed.
76. Haley Joel Osment - July 9, 2007: I see fat people. (with greased thighs)
77. Brewfan fries fish - July 9, 2007: *sniff*

THIS ISN’T TARTAR SAUCE.
78. Mesablue went limp - July 9, 2007: Damn!
79. Brewfan - July 9, 2007: Wonders what all the fuss is about.

We don’t call em corn fed for nothin’.
80. Sir Edmund Hilary ascends Everest - July 9, 2007: It is my karma that I lost my sherpa in the smegma.
81. mesablue - July 9, 2007: I should hope so.

Gotta have some standards.
82. The Orkin Man sprayed - July 9, 2007: I thought I saw spiders!
83. Pony jumps - July 9, 2007: better than sofa
84. Eating Reese's Cups - July 9, 2007: Your chocolate is in my peanut butter!

Wait a minute.
85. Scandi bastard - July 9, 2007: What are you guys doing with my wife?
86. Nice Deb tries a "facial" - July 9, 2007: I hear it’s good for wrinkles
87. Andy Rooney - July 9, 2007: Didjaeverwonder why Crisco is so slippe—-{breaks hip}
88. mesablue - July 9, 2007: That is so no me.

No way I’m getting blamed for that one.
89. mesablue - July 9, 2007: Once again in english — It wasn’t me!
90. You discovered your mom - July 9, 2007: SHUT THE DOOR!

SHUT THE DOOR!
91. Mesa gets all lightheaded when he's - July 9, 2007: hey, any port in a storm, ya know?
92. Jerry Seinfeld - July 9, 2007: And what’s the deal with cellulite? Discount mobile phone service? I mean, what’s up with tha—MY turkeyleg! MINE! BACK! BACK, BEAST!
93. Seriously, dudes, I was just walking by and I tripped, and I landed - July 9, 2007: I hate it when my friends catch me on a moped, too.
94. Bart danced the limbo - July 9, 2007: he’s very flexible
95. Wickedpinto reminisces - July 9, 2007: I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad.

True story.
96. I wonder if they took photos of Amy Polumbo - July 9, 2007: http://tv.yahoo.com/news/article/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20070708:beauty_queen_blackmailed
97. Retired Geezer Installs a Swamp Cooler & 52' Ceiling Fan - July 9, 2007: then goes to layover with Flyin’ Brian? WTF?
98. Geoff charts the slope - July 9, 2007: I’m pretty sure this whole thread is regression.
99. Dave in Texas Drips Hot Wax - July 9, 2007: and she *loves* it.
100. geoff tries a wedge of Edam - July 9, 2007: pretty sure you’re right geoff
101. Michael does stream-crossings while - July 9, 2007: I don’t want to get mud on my truck.
102. Smart Geoff Charts All The Points - July 9, 2007: and runs out of lead in his pencil.
103. Spurwing Plover Lands - July 9, 2007: and vows to post at Ace’s again and never return here.
104. Lassie comes home - July 9, 2007: Finally.
105. I saw Santa Claus - July 9, 2007: Ho Ho Ho
106. Lassie comes - July 9, 2007: This would be worse, wouldn’t it?
107. Lassie Finds Timmy In The Well - July 9, 2007: Worse
108. A guy with a small dick - July 9, 2007: It’s the ocean in the motion!
109. Lassie finds mommy in the well - July 9, 2007: Not so bad…
110. Good God, How Did I Get - July 9, 2007: Jes’ mindin’ my own bidness, and then I see this.

geoff
111. Lassie - July 9, 2007: Not my mommy you sicko’s!
112. Knut - July 9, 2007: mommy?
113. A fat hairy naked woman with greased thighs - July 9, 2007: What did you expect?

-Rosie
114. Rosie - July 9, 2007: Hey Deb,

I’ve been here for a while. What took you so long?

We’ve got room for you right here — between us.
115. Bob Barker - July 9, 2007: Hey! This ain’t Nip/Tuck!
116. Geraldo Rivera prefers to be - July 9, 2007: Hey, beats the hell out of Bette Midler
117. A fat naked woman with hairy nipples - July 9, 2007: Hey,

I’m back!

Deb, when did you get here?

And Rosie, you look hot in those lederhosen!
118. How many times has WP woken up - July 9, 2007: is there even a number that high?
119. Wickedpinto - July 9, 2007: Oh my god not again.
120. Wickedpinto - July 9, 2007: I’m not good at this stuff, but LW is right, this is some funny shit.
121. Algore - July 9, 2007: At least I’m not releasing any carbon emissions.
122. Al Gore Plants CO2 - July 9, 2007: and holds *Live Girth* concert
123. Geritol tests it's easy-open bottlecaps - July 9, 2007: She laughs when we hear that little popping sound.
124. Fred Thompson Passes - July 9, 2007: Says he doesn’t need her. He has Jeri.
125. Tushar D Makes First Comment - July 9, 2007: then stays very, very quiet so we don’t use his name. Tactic does not work.
126. Tushar rolls his cigars - July 9, 2007: interesting
127. Dave in Texas prefers his tattoos - July 9, 2007: they hurt less that way.
128. Mike Rowe bathes - July 9, 2007: Dirty job!
129. narziss - July 9, 2007: yuk. pewk.

Now I’ve lost my appetite. Oh wait…I already had my dinner!
130. Mike Rowe bathes - July 9, 2007: grrr…I’m a moron!
131. Tushar does the work Americans just won't do - July 9, 2007: below minimum wage
132. Tushar does the work Americans just won't do - July 9, 2007: And enoys it much more than is sanely possible.
133. Tushar does the work Americans just won't do - July 9, 2007: And brings you a Pim’s and tonic afterwards.
134. This old man, he played five, he played nick-nack - July 9, 2007: paddywack
135. Aww, come on... like no one here has ever been - July 9, 2007: admit it.
136. Bruce Campbell is... - July 9, 2007: Experience it baby!
137. Nothing could be finer then to be in Carolina in the morning - July 9, 2007: As sung by Daffy Duck
138. Cuffy leads the charge - July 9, 2007: REMEMBER THE ALAMO!
139. Skinbad has a mission - July 9, 2007: *bing bong*
140. Bill Clinton - July 9, 2007: I did not have sex with that particular fold on that woman.
141. Pupster has emission - July 9, 2007: Who’s got a handi-wipe?
142. No Way Will I Climb - July 9, 2007: This is silly bawdy stuff — but I’m amused.
143. I can't find the wet spot - July 9, 2007: Somebody got some flour?
144. I love to go a wandering - July 9, 2007: Valerie! Valerah!
Valer ah ah ah ah ah ah…
145. Lady M watches Michael - July 9, 2007: Busted! Buddy!
146. The wet spot - July 9, 2007: Over heeeeeeere!
147. Mrs. Michael found the Bat Cape - July 9, 2007: we’re so retarded.

I love it.
148. I'm sofa king wee todd did - July 9, 2007: But I’m having huuuge fun!
149. Buffalo Bill - July 9, 2007: it puts the lotion on its ski—-{slips, falls down well}
150. There ain't nothing sexier than a hump - July 9, 2007: Hmmmm……
151. No smoking - July 9, 2007: For your own safety!
152. Was that Dave in his pool - July 9, 2007: He needs a bigger floatie
153. Dripping hot wet parafin - July 9, 2007: My mother would totaly crushes on Mike Rowe, and if she found him on that broad, my life would be unliveable for about *checks watch* eternity.
154. Wickedpinto - July 9, 2007: had to reset, I’m too flighty to act otherwise.
155. Lipstick Takes A Cruise - July 9, 2007: She plans to get off at every port.
156. Lauraw left a bottle of ketchup, an oven mitt, and a box of batteries - July 9, 2007: this doesn’t make any sense to me but it will look good.
157. Bart pays triple the normal rate to hop - July 9, 2007: but that’s just because he cares.
158. Wiserbud spent his last paycheck - July 9, 2007: He was lonely
159. Polls Say McCain is losing traction - July 9, 2007: Experts predict he will slide further down.
160. Paul Simon - July 9, 2007: Slip slidin’ away…
Slip slidin’ away…

The nearer your destination
the more ya slip slidin away…
161. how much wood would a woodchuck chuck - July 9, 2007: well, ya know, if a woodchuck could, ya know, actually chuck wood and junk.
162. Mitt Romney Reverses His Position - July 9, 2007: He does not want to lose traction like McCain.
163. Barack Obama seeks unity - July 9, 2007: He’s a healer.
164. Ron Paul proposes a new currency based - July 9, 2007: F-AT CURRENCY!
165. Hillary Clinton Speaks in Tongues - July 9, 2007: Gives away her position on same sex marriage
166. John Kerry Swears He Has Never Changed His Position - July 9, 2007: Any statements that seem contradictory on that point were manufactured by the Republican smear machine.
167. Dennis Kucinich attends COMICON - July 9, 2007: P.I.M.P.
168. Mike Gravel likes to stare at you while - July 9, 2007: Intensity.
169. John Edwards gets his taint waxed by Cristano - July 9, 2007: Two Americas.
170. Between Bill and Hillary, who has spent more time - July 9, 2007: Mmmmmm, greased cankles…….
171. Matt Damon - July 9, 2007: Matt Damon!
172. A Burka - July 9, 2007: Now we know why.
173. Wickedpinto - July 9, 2007: I love you burka
174. Ace no longer likes Bush - July 9, 2007: The immigration bill was the last straw.
175. Angie's sweet, but I bet Brad would much rather be - July 9, 2007: I mean, it isn’t like he signed on for all those freakin’ kids.
176. ...and we'll drive out of a - July 9, 2007: Have you seen my keys?
177. Dick Cheney's You-Know-What locks - July 9, 2007: It can’t be stopped
178. Bon Scott - July 9, 2007: I like Rosie’s big arse. She’s a whole lot of woman.
179. Bon Scott - July 9, 2007: Where’s Angus? I think she crushed the little tosser.
180. Miyagi the beautician - July 9, 2007: Wax on! Wax off!
181. Slumberous growth - July 9, 2007: Here, use my razor.
182. dead lolcat - July 9, 2007: I’m in ur bedz

dying on ur thighz
183. a fat naked woman with greased thighs on a fat naked woman with greased thighs - July 9, 2007: on a fat naked woman with greased thighs, ad infinitum.
184. BrewFan - July 9, 2007: John Edwards gets his taint waxed by Cristano – July 9, 2007

That made me laugh out loud at work. The new guy in the next cubicle got a little scared, I think. Way to go, Cuffy!
185. Iron Crotch Kung Fu « The Hostages - July 10, 2007: […] I guess I’m stuck on penes today. That and fat naked woman with greased thighs. […]
186. I'm eating a hearty McDonald's breakfast - July 22, 2007: I told her she could have one of my hash browns.
187. Pupster finds linky-love - July 22, 2007: And Michael’s jealous…
188. ăn tôi - July 23, 2007: ^

Just for you, Brew.
189. Rodin's Thinker - July 30, 2007: Just picking up this thread again so all the new readers can see the kind of rigorous cranial activity that normally goes on in here.
190. Sakimichi - August 3, 2007: lol
191. Barry Bonds - August 9, 2007: Home Run!
192. Michael - August 9, 2007: Jeez, I just read this entire thread again and nearly died laughing.
193. lauraw drinks beer and contemplates the future - August 9, 2007: Hope someone can think up another fun headline with which to exploit the ‘recent comments’ column. I’m drawing a blank now.
194. Sliding in the crack - August 22, 2007: grate laffs heer
195. lauraw cries and pounds her fists - November 2, 2007: Damn you! Damn you!
I still haven’t found another good title yet.
196. Cuffy Meigs - November 2, 2007: Winston fails a “sketch the pirate” art school mail-in test
197. Winston fails a “sketch the pirate” art school mail-in test - November 2, 2007: it’s been too long since we did this…
198. Lipstick - November 2, 2007: Hi everybody! What’s so funny?
199. Michael - November 2, 2007: Lipstick, you have to read the “Search Engine Hits” thread to get this.
200. Lipstick - November 2, 2007: I was just making a little joke.
201. amish gets a sitting ovation - November 3, 2007: Howdy folks,

I have no idea what this thread is about but heres a video that i think fits:

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1111379312&fr=yfp-t-471

Or not.
202. lauraw dries her tears - November 3, 2007: Did you check out the post at the top, Amish? I can’t believe you missed this thread.
You could have added some quality filth to the mix.
203. Colonel Angus - November 3, 2007: Have I been here before?
204. lauraw defrosts frozen chickens - November 3, 2007: Tomorrow I’m making soup.
205. Mr Minority - November 3, 2007: Tomorrow I’m making soup.

Thanks for the heads up. We’ll probably see something about it on CNN later tonight.
206. Dave tosses a dead chupacabra - November 3, 2007: It’s the last gardening week of the season up there.

You have to respect that.
207. imagine tear away underwear - November 3, 2007: Just ponder it.

In color.
208. Michael Sucks - November 4, 2007: just sayin….
209. I had a dream - November 4, 2007: The maid is going to hate me.
210. Lunch is - November 4, 2007: For today’s lunch: chicken cultet parm w/ziti
211. Dave eats his chili out of the navel of - November 4, 2007: Thats a spicy meata-ball! Love ya, big guy 🙂
212. BrewFan's joke falls flat - November 4, 2007: dammit.
213. lauraw giggles and jumps up and down - November 5, 2007: It’s like a really warm trampoline that you pour leftovers into.
214. lauraw dries her tomatoes - November 5, 2007: The humidity is just right.
215. the best laid plans are - November 5, 2007: What does this mean?
216. George Patton directs tank traffic standing - November 5, 2007: Rommel, you magnificient bastard! I read your boo — {trips over Costco size Crisco can}
217. Rosetta gets all woozy and dreamy-eyed when he's slathering lotion - November 5, 2007: it’s almost like he’s back to his pre-op days.
218. Cuffy Meigs find comfort - November 5, 2007: mother?
219. that's not chili - November 5, 2007: Just a warning, that’s not chili.
220. Has anyone seen Wickepinto since he went and jumped - November 5, 2007: Someone check the folds!
221. George Clooney Opens a Can of Whoop-Ass - November 7, 2007: About all he can handle
222. Fabio Has Taught Nipples - November 7, 2007: Hunchbacks are irresistible!
223. Clooney waxes Fabio's taint - November 7, 2007: Good night and good luck!
224. lauraw's nipple fetish make me want to jump - November 7, 2007: It’s hawt.
225. Michael gnaws on a brillo pad he found - November 7, 2007: Nipples are awesome.
226. lauraw waits patiently for hubby to bring her breakfast - November 11, 2007: I’m really quite hungry.
227. Megan lost her raspberry torte somewhere - November 16, 2007: Welcome to IB, Megan.
228. BrewFan pwns the Most Recent Comments and celebrates by bouncing - November 18, 2007: Hi
229. Mrs. Peel loses her resolve and gives in to her boyfriend - November 18, 2007: *cackle*
230. Packers Beat Cowboys So Badly TO Uses His Sharpie to Write A Suicide Note - November 18, 2007: Headlines From The Future: November 29th, 2007
231. lauraw is eating a meatball parm and trying not to think too much - November 21, 2007: don’t think about it
don’t think about it
just chew
232. Dave in Texas found lauraw sitting - November 21, 2007: I was aroused too.
233. How about a nice turkey sandwich - November 21, 2007: Hold the cheese and the mayo, extra gravy
234. Retired Geezer blows mosquitos on - November 21, 2007: You have no idea how hard this is.
235. I left my condoms and applesauce - November 21, 2007: takes effort, that’s true
236. I want my MTV - November 21, 2007: Mo9ney for nothin’, and your chicks for free.
237. All Michigan can get right now is some fun on - November 21, 2007: How many batteries does it take to beat Michigan?

1-AA
238. Where do you put a holster - November 21, 2007: Concealed Carry
239. I'm roasting marshmallows - November 21, 2007: smores!
240. have you tried The Time Warp - November 21, 2007: but it’s the pelvic thrust, that’ll drive you insaya yayayayyaaaaane
241. Bret Favre is rubbing his nuts - November 21, 2007: John Madden would not approve
242. lauraw found a cave painting of a prehistoric bison painted - November 21, 2007: it’s not really a painting, she had a side of beef and rolled over on it
243. Dave blistered his tongue - November 21, 2007: Not as easy as it sounds
244. Indians taught Pilgrims how to plant corn - November 21, 2007: They used dead fish as fertilizer.

I don’t know what that means.
245. Gravy, mashed potatos, cheese sauce and peas - November 21, 2007: Dude, where’s my stuffing?
246. there's a hairy pus-filled boil - November 21, 2007: mmmm… turducken
247. Assembling a Turducken - November 21, 2007: Any food that begins with ‘turd’ has to be good.
248. there's a hairy pus-filled boil - November 21, 2007: mmmm… turducken
249. a glass of cold gravy with a hair in it - November 21, 2007: your gonna need something to wash that turducken down with
250. paging mr dobalina. Mr. bob dobalina - November 21, 2007
251. Goodness Gracious - Great Balls for Hire - November 21, 2007: Ive heard that there is a fortune to be made selling sperm to sperm banks. And since those finicky bastards at the sperm bank hung up on me when i asked if i could just bring in one of the sheets off of my bed as a deposit, ive decided to start my own business in my home.

Its the American way.
252. Momma! What Is Daddy Doing - November 21, 2007: Well I’ll Be!
253. Dave Wants to Perform a Bikini Wax - November 21, 2007: With his teeth!
254. would you love to see a goat, a canary, and a transient workin for a livin - November 21, 2007: gang bang
255. If being an Ewok Pedearst is Wrong - I dont Wanna Be Right - November 21, 2007: Nub Nub
256. lauraw dresses a turkey - November 22, 2007: -hey.

Where did the little pants made of bread go?
257. I prematurely spilled all my giblets - November 22, 2007: I don’t think it’s fair to call it premature if I’ve been thinking about it all day.
258. There's something and I can't make out what it is - November 23, 2007: It looks like a…SWEET JESUS.
259. I can't tell if that's a dinner roll or a skin tag - November 24, 2007: It seems to be attached somehow but that doesn’t mean much here.
260. I'm wiping my drumstick - November 24, 2007: It’s like a butter sauce.
261. That ain't hollandaise - November 24, 2007: Dave was here.
262. shaving cream doesn't feel as good as my face - November 24, 2007: it’s all about the lubrication
263. I am dipping my moustaches and a pair of tube socks - November 24, 2007: and it feel goooood.
264. "Show me your Goodies Granma!" - November 24, 2007: He screamed into his pillow.
265. Amish reminisces about Dolly Parton and smokes a blunt - November 24, 2007: Where should I stub this out, darlin’?
266. Amish reminisces about Dolly Parton and smokes a blunt - November 24, 2007: Where should I stub this out, darlin?
267. meatballs in a delightful teriyaki sauce - December 11, 2007: I couldn’t stop myself.
268. lauraw pushes a mop around - December 11, 2007: Bath day.
269. Santa Claus shouts "On Comet! On Cupid! On Donner! - December 13, 2007: Dash away all!
270. Retired Geezer - December 13, 2007: ^ Very Clever.

*Gives Cuffy a high five*
271. Santa peruses his Christmas list - December 13, 2007: She’s more comfortable than the sofa, and I have places to file stacks of papers.
272. Cathy wraps Christmas presents - December 15, 2007: Fa la la la la la, la la la laaa

Put your finger there while I tie the bow…NO, NOT THERE EWWW
273. Michael is rubbing his snickerdoodle - December 15, 2007: A cookie? Uh, no thanks.
274. A Redtail hawk dive-bombs a squirrel - December 16, 2007: THAT’S NOT A SQUIRREL.

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION.

GAAAAHHH
275. Dave gets so emotional about the holidays after spending the weekend - December 17, 2007: Yeah, but who doesn’t, this time of year?
276. Lionel Ritchie performs - December 17, 2007: You’re once….twice…three times a WHOOPS!..{slips and breaks hip}
277. Mr. Minority skinny dips in an icy lake - December 20, 2007: It’s like a TOITLE!
/costanza
278. Cathy cackles like a total dork while re-reading comments - December 20, 2007: *feelin’ good*
279. lauraw rubs her homemade tortillas - December 20, 2007: yes. homemade tortillas are in fact, code words.
280. Lipstick puts a smiley face using a dozen martini olives - December 20, 2007: shaken, not stirred
281. Cathy baked Snickerdoodle cookies for Michael to eat - December 20, 2007: Happy Holidaze
282. lauraw leaves a Christmas present for Sandy - December 22, 2007: Sandy still have the hots for Condi? He hasn’t mentioned it in a long time.
283. Michael rubs his candy cane - December 22, 2007: hmmmm!
284. Michael hangs the stockings with care - December 23, 2007: There arose such a clatter!
285. sandy hardens his heart - December 23, 2007: Damn.

But no, I don’t have a crush on Condi any more. I’ve moved on.

At least, that’s what I keep telling myself, day after day, hour after hour…
286. Pupster furiously humps a fold of flesh - December 24, 2007: Being hung like a chihuahua has its benefits.
287. Rosetta hangs his mistletoe - December 25, 2007: oh hell no I can’t watch this.
288. Amish feels uninspired - December 25, 2007: Funny. This usually perks me right up. sigh
289. Ron Paul got the idea for his blimp while riding - December 27, 2007: RON PAUL!
290. Bart tones his glutes - December 30, 2007: 34….35….36….37….38….39…..40

Hold on babe, I gotta rest between sets.
291. Bart spins paranoid conspiracy theories - December 31, 2007: They’re all in on it….Lipstick, Michael, Dave in Texas…all of them.

Stop rolling your eyes at me and LISTEN.
292. Michael plans his escape to Canada while riding - January 3, 2008: To Huckle-bee or not to Huckle-bee… that is the question.
293. Who farted - January 5, 2008: I blame the dog
294. Dickhole, NH voter sleds to poll - January 8, 2008: First in the Nation! I’m casting my ballot for Oba—{slips on a slick of bacon fat}
295. Just so he can lick it off, Michael pours Marie Sharp's Hot Sauce - January 11, 2008: Hope you and Cathy are enjoying your vacation. 41 days until mine. Not that I’m counting…
296. Dr Phil Holds an Intervention - January 13, 2008
297. Dave in Texas is soooo Cold...[How Cold Is He?]...He Made a Campfire - January 18, 2008: Good thing you don’t live up here!
298. Amish watches old movies - January 19, 2008: Comedies are the best because when she laughs, it’s like being on a vibrating bed.
299. Oven-Fried Chicken Monterey « Balance Sheet - January 20, 2008: […] a 15½x10½x2-inch baking pan. Place chicken in pan, turning once to butter surfaces. Roll each thigh in crushed chips and return to baking […]
300. wd drools and draws bad comics - January 25, 2008: Lady, can I touch your pee-pee?
301. Dave in Texas gives his stump speech - January 25, 2008: She weighs four score and seven tons
302. Mr. & Mrs. Geezer Like Doing The Funky Chicken - February 1, 2008: W.I.W.T.
303. Sobek rubs his salty comment spam - February 12, 2008: Curse you, woman…curse you woman…..ohhhh
304. Sobek practices his Farsi swear words - February 12, 2008: She loves it when I whisper them in her ear.
305. did cuffy meigs get lost - February 18, 2008: haven’t see him in a while
306. It's OK to edit out the penis - February 24, 2008: It’s just an unfortunately-shaped mole, anyway.
307. marco lombardozzi - February 29, 2008: wee!

u r shud be 2
308. How To Serve Man some kickass pork and clams - March 10, 2008: Basically, you start by sauteeing some leeks…
309. Eating corned beef & cabbage - March 17, 2008: Erin go BARF!
/1983madmagazine
310. A pair of 54D's -- Double-D's! -- - March 20, 2008: OBAMA!
311. lauraw is making dessert - March 22, 2008: Grand Marnier
312. amish is leading a search and rescue mission - March 22, 2008: Where ya been hunchback?

And where the hell are Mr Minority and Sandy Berger for that matter?
313. Dave in Texas wants to see LauraW - March 22, 2008: that was me goofing on Laura.
314. amish hoisted by his own retard - March 22, 2008: Damn. I hate being fooled by sock puppets. Thats my shtick.
315. lauraw doesn't feel like herself unless she's - March 25, 2008: Sorry guys, the shop has been keeping me very busy. Figures, right when I want to sell it.

Dave, you should see these crazy amps I took in yesterday. One is a small Kustom thingy with like, squishy, shiny, diner-booth upholstery installed on the outside of the cabinet. Looks like the old seats in my mom’s Ford Fairlane 500.

And then there’s this other big one, weighs 105 lbs., the cover says ‘Orange’ on the front of it. I pulled the cover up a bit and the cabinet is actually orange.

Also took in yesterday: Barry Bonds autographed bat with crystal case; Dick Butkus autographed helmet with case; a Bradshaw/ Long autographed football with case; a sword in a frame, a fake rifle in a frame; the keyboard & supporting electronics from a Leslie Hammond organ (that one’s going to the Philippines, kaching!)….

That is how the last couple-three weeks have been going for me. Well, plus all the special Easter kielbasas that had to get flown around the country last week.

Gonna go make myself some eggs now and get crackalackin’ on the stuff that didn’t get finished yesterday.

If I don’t see ya, have a great day peeps.
316. Dave in Texas - March 25, 2008: Orange is a brand, used to be a Brit company, not sure now. They’ve been around since the 60s. I know Jimmy Page has used them from time to time.
317. lauraw steals another minute to bounce around - March 25, 2008: Looks exactly like the big one in this pic.

http://www.orangeamps.com/cabinets/

Should really get in the habit of keeping a camera at work.
318. plugging my Fender strat - March 25, 2008: Never played one, they have a good reputation.
319. Bart is waiting around for people to comment - April 10, 2008: There’s room for one more on here.

At least.
320. the cicadas are swarming - April 28, 2008: kinda slippery here
321. Sobek is Going to Spend his Economic Stimulus - April 28, 2008: Money in the bank.
322. Marlboro Man is wearing chaps - April 28, 2008: Git-a-long! Little Lady!
323. It's damn near impossible to keep these chaps - April 28, 2008: too slippery
324. The Marlboro Man throws a saddle - April 28, 2008: *HAAAACK* *COUGH, COUGH*

*WHHEEEZZE*

*SNRT, SNORT*

*HWUUURKK, PTOOIE*

OK.
Let’s get this rodeo started, Ma’am….
325. All Fours « Balance Sheet - April 29, 2008: […] 29, 2008 by cranky Stealing an idea from Innocent Bystanders and The […]
326. A salted rim and mayonnaise - May 5, 2008: Happy Cinco de Mayo, amigos!
327. I saw your kid smoking dope - May 5, 2008: She was pissed that he didn’t bring brownies.
328. I saw your kid spark up a fatty - May 5, 2008: Saw him light a joint, too
329. I spilled my bong - May 5, 2008: And it smells awful
330. Cuffy sets up his Hot Wheels track - May 5, 2008: http://www.hotwheels.com/index_hwkids.aspx
331. Cuffy embarks on a trauma-triggered killing spree - May 5, 2008: Like that dude that stole the army tank.
332. Lipstick releases three buttered ferrets - May 9, 2008: It’s Love Time.
333. I Shined My Bald Head On - May 9, 2008: Nothing sez love better than a free wax job!
334. skinbad searches for piercings - May 16, 2008: I found one!

Oh- nope, that ain’t it.

Anybody got a wetnap?
335. LauraW likes rubbing baby oil on the Skeletor tat - May 16, 2008: she told me this and I’m telling the WORLD
336. Michael focuses his Lutheran Mind Rays - May 16, 2008: You are getting sleepy…
337. Mrs. Peel checks for Cottonmouths - May 19, 2008: Found one!

Oh, wait , that’s not a- EWWW
338. Flame - May 27, 2008: I’m all for conservation of movement on humans!
339. Flame falls forward - May 27, 2008: Wow! This is fun when grease is involved!
340. Glenn Reynolds finds signs of intelligent life - May 29, 2008: ET phone home!
341. joey crawford lost his whistle - May 29, 2008: Lakers. Can the Celtics hold up their end of the deal? David Stern is a happy man.
342. Kobe's MVP trophy - June 18, 2008: Doesn’t look quite so impressive at the moment.
343. composmentis - June 19, 2008: Pardon me, but do you have any Grey Poup
344. compos mentis - June 19, 2008: Yeah, you know, that didn’t turn out anything like I wanted it to. I need a coffee fix in a bad way. Now if I can just slide off this big bitch without waking her up, I’ll get my sorry ass to the kitchen.
345. composmentis adjusts the low rise v-thong - June 19, 2008: unclear on the concept
346. I found a surprise - June 19, 2008: I find that not only is it okay to laugh at my own stupidity, it’s actually necessary if I’m going to make it through the day 😛
347. xbradtc has his finger on the trigger - June 24, 2008: I am never going to get tired of this gag.
348. Lauraw pinches - June 25, 2008: but her fingers keep slipping
349. John Hancock signs his name with a Sharpie - July 3, 2008: “When in the course of human events, it becomes neces — who’s frying baloney?!”

Happy (early) Independence Day!
350. Pupster is lighting an M80 - July 3, 2008: the tension was palpable…
351. Give me liberty or give me 10 minutes - July 3, 2008: 1.5 minutes if you’re Michael. Happy 4th!
352. Michael - July 3, 2008: What do I do with the extra 30 seconds?
353. Michael Moore with a roman candle in his squeakhole - July 3, 2008: Oh say can you see…
354. Mr Minority - July 3, 2008: What do I do with the extra 30 seconds?

Turn over.
355. Where do I put this bottle rocket - July 3, 2008: The fuse keeps going out.
356. Pupster disappeared while going down - July 3, 2008: SSSlllluuuuuuurpppPOP!
357. The redcoats are coming - July 3, 2008: ewwwww.
358. I regret that I have but one load to leave - July 3, 2008: Nathal Hale out.
359. skinbad tests the watermelon theory - July 3, 2008: If you’re spitting seeds after 4 hours seek medical attention immediately!
360. Sobek practices his scary looks - July 4, 2008: I thought that last one frightened her but that was just her burp face.
361. Please! No dogs pooping - July 15, 2008: Ripped from today’s headlines.
362. composmentis plants his boots - July 16, 2008: size matters
363. eddiebear left his hot pocket - July 17, 2008: and he still ate it
364. Dave in Texas searches for the Secret Spot - July 17, 2008: Just praying for Camel Lips.
365. A Shirtless (Yet Not Gay) USC Football Player - July 17, 2008: I prefer other shirtless football players to this.
366. Micheal put a down payment - July 17, 2008: Fixed interest
367. Hugh Jackman writes love letters to the IB ladies - July 19, 2008: I need another can of Krylon…
368. eddiebear moistens his Nagant - July 21, 2008: Wow! That’s a big bore!
369. Retired Geezer squirts WD-40 - July 21, 2008: He won’t use it on his gun, though
370. Twin moose dance in sprinkler - July 27, 2008: Splish-Splash!
371. Peter and Paul - August 2, 2008: Where have all the chocolate chip cookies gone?
She’s eaten them, every one.
372. Dave in Texas displaces 12 gallons of water - August 10, 2008: Ker-Splash
373. Gustav zeroes in - August 31, 2008: can you put shutters on that?
374. Obama organizes a community - September 4, 2008: Sarah Palin field dresses a fat naked walrus.
375. Michael rewrites his blog mission statement - September 21, 2008: “…I had a…had a…a dream…”

*SOB*
376. Joe Biden plays with his over and under - September 21, 2008: Am I cool!?
377. lauraw hides a NSFW video - September 24, 2008: Please do not view this video of a drunken hobo.
Don’t do it.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7982256485173980525&ei=SyvaSPHXLoWirALtmrWnCw&q=drunk+man+has+sex+with+car&vt=lf&hl=en
378. skinbad unfortunately doesn't follow instructions - September 24, 2008: Offisher? The lass thing I ‘member is putting some weeds in my bourbon.
379. nancy pelosi loses 700 billion dollars - September 29, 2008: For a lap dance
380. What can Brown do - October 11, 2008: I think this is gonna call for Additional Handling.
381. A four point buck - October 30, 2008: I’ll mess up your radiator and I’ve still got enough left to do this! How you like me now?!
382. TGWFADD lays - October 30, 2008: Wow! This is really warm!
383. Dave loses all his beer tubing - November 6, 2008: They slipped away from me!
384. Past performance not an indication of future results - November 8, 2008: Well, actually it is. AND HOW.
385. Michael - November 8, 2008: ^

That made me laugh.
386. What Lipstick invested - November 8, 2008: stays in Vegas
387. Dave in a hot tub - November 8, 2008: Oh yeah
388. Michael Likes Watching His Asset Grow - November 8, 2008: Oooh baby, I love it when you expose your risk
389. Michael Exploring His Options - November 8, 2008: hold. . hold… oh yeah! yeah! SELL SELL RIGHT NOW BABY!
390. Geezer fried his modem - November 8, 2008: Crap, no intertubes for a week.
391. There's ticking and beeping coming from under a fold - November 10, 2008: Wait….

OK, it stopped.

Nevermind.
392. Michael - November 18, 2008: test
393. Michael's Test - November 18, 2008: Fail
394. Would you rather lay on an abandoned couch or - November 23, 2008: What are those stains? No, I mean the ones on the lady.
395. Michigan Wolverines' Hairless Asses Slide - November 23, 2008: Maybe this is our problem!
396. Pupster sucks a shot of whiskey out of a dimple - November 23, 2008: Gives it a nice bacon-y flavor.
397. Sarah Palin and the Art of Answering Hard Interview Questions Part … - November 23, 2008: […] Comment on a fat naked woman with greased thighs by Joe Biden … […]
398. Smear your Cranberries Jezebel - November 27, 2008: Tangy!
399. 3,499 fat, drunk German soldiers - December 3, 2008: Hey, where’d Fritz go?

Anybody see where Fritz slipped off to?
400. Two Boxers in a Clearing - December 16, 2008: we can stand it
401. Innocent Bystanders Catapulting Fruitcakes - December 23, 2008: Reached a consensus on the merits of fruitcake.
402. Lauraw bet her Christmas CD collection - December 23, 2008: Win, place or show?
403. skinbad builds a hot tub - December 23, 2008: You gotta climb up the cinder blocks to get on. And in.
404. Michael - December 23, 2008: When LauraW dies, I plan to show up at her funeral and and speak. I am planning my eulogy for Laura.

The eulogy will be about explaining this thread, and how Laura influenced the lives of so many people.
405. xbradtc screws the barrel in properly - January 24, 2009: gotta do it right
406. Daniel James thinks dirty, sinful thoughts while - February 8, 2009: Let me place my hands upon your sweaty thighs and relieve you of your sin, my sweet, sinful, awesomely desirable child.

fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap……..
407. Steve gets arrested again - February 11, 2009: WAAAAAUUUGHHH!

I KNOW MY RIGHTS!
I KNOW MY RIGHTS!
408. lauraw isn't even playing this fucking game with you, motherfucker, - February 11, 2009: 404. Michael – December 23, 2008

When LauraW dies, I plan to show up at her funeral and and speak. I am planning my eulogy for Laura.

The eulogy will be about explaining this thread, and how Laura influenced the lives of so many people.

You better hire a hit man AND a time-machine, Motherfucker, because there is no way YOUR old smoke-addled ass is dying before mine.

Jeeezus.

Dream the fuck on, why don’t you.
409. Dave laughed so hard he hacked up half a lung - February 11, 2009: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

hooo boy!
410. lauraw beats a joke dead and stuffs it into a crease - February 12, 2009: Sincerely though. He’ll be at my funeral?

I don’t think so, Methuselah. You’ve got lines on your forehead older than me.
411. Michael's time-traveling hitman shows up too late - February 12, 2009: Damn!

Missed her again!
412. Michael compares the lines on his face to the lines - February 13, 2009: Goddamn, they’re longer!!
413. Lee Redmond breaks a nail while riding - February 14, 2009: Dang! Just might have to help around the house again after being a lazy bitch for almost thirty years.
414. When Michael dies, lauraw will be spreading his ashes - February 14, 2009: You can’t urn your way into heaven, you know.
415. Widow Cathy will be in prison, no longer able to enjoy riding - February 14, 2009: Didn’t read the effin’ manual on how to plan a perfect murder…
416. skinbad takes shelter from the cold - February 24, 2009: The Scouts don’t need to know about this. What would the patch look like, anyway?
417. Skinbad did a lot of work on his knees to access a warm spot - February 24, 2009: That project was shovel ready.
418. Michael conducts a roll call - February 28, 2009: Hoo-boy. Where were we.
Oh, right.

OK, honey, so I’m gonna call this one ‘midsection #2-d.’

That one over there, guess we’ll go with ‘right thigh #6-b, anterior.’

And this one here? ‘Fluffy Throbstarter #2.’
419. Wicked Pinto and Cathy discuss theology - February 28, 2009: … starting with a discussion on the debate between Luther and Erasmus on the Bondage vs. Freedom of the Human Will
420. Some Fly Fisherman on ESPN2 casts his line - March 6, 2009: Catch and release takes on a whole new meaning here!
421. A soiled Snuggee - March 9, 2009: Love stains.
422. An Enraged Roo - March 9, 2009: Hey, he panicked
423. How to use tomatoes - March 13, 2009: Slice them very thin or they don’t go very far…
424. Dave tests the finger length theory - March 13, 2009: And fails
425. Utah Fundamentalist with a Turkey Baster - March 13, 2009: Shit. Forgot the flour.
426. Fleeing the Potato Famine by crossing the Atlantic - March 17, 2009: Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
http://tinyurl.com/jqfjl
427. xbrad is slapping his gopher - March 17, 2009: rodent abuse
428. Sobek dropped his goat - March 24, 2009: No animals were harmed in the making of this comment
429. A chocolate suppository - April 6, 2009: Now it’s a party!
430. Michael smoked his meat - April 6, 2009: “perfect gentleman”
431. Michael takes some footage of a very, very secret beer cave - April 8, 2009: Tie a rope around his waist, for the love of Pete!
432. Cathy owns the recent comments while sitting pretty - April 9, 2009: I’ve never had this honor before!
433. Sobek slowly and luridly enunciates the F-word while hitting - April 28, 2009: Freeeench tooooaaast

oh yeahhh baby
434. Pupster thinks he can inoculate himself against swine flu - April 29, 2009: He’s got a wrong idea about what ‘antibodies’ are…
435. Michael flicked his Zippo - May 1, 2009: *FOOP*

MEDIC!!!!
436. Lipstick colors her hair while showering - May 16, 2009: Lemme see… What color this month?
437. Michael obsesses about his Flag Counter while sliding - May 16, 2009: Unhealthy? Who says?
438. Dave plants his banana tree - June 1, 2009: who can resist the forbidden garden…
439. geoff defines 'down' - June 1, 2009: That’s down.

And that’s up.

Want to see it again?

OK…
440. geoff can always find the apex - June 1, 2009: Just find the acute angle.
441. geoff finds the center of the triangle - June 2, 2009: People! It’s not that hard.

Wait a second. Yes it is!
442. geoff issues a correction - June 9, 2009: Just a skosh to the left…oh, that’s much, MUCH better….oh yeahhhh….
443. Dave sets seven shots of tequila - June 13, 2009: I may feel like Hell tomorrow but it’s worth it, dammit!
444. A PowerPoint slide of THE CHART is projected - June 17, 2009: “….those, uh, shaded areas there are neither the work of Obama’s economic team nor additions by geoff…disregard those….”
445. Geraghty searches for Charty Goodness but instead finds himself - June 17, 2009: Whoa.
Economics can wait…what’s your name, gorgeous?
446. Vmaximus - June 17, 2009: Can we make it to 500?
446.
I had a 440 magnum in my Dodge It had a 6 pack on it. That made it a 440+6 king of like this comment.
447. Vmaximus - June 17, 2009: sorry kind of not king of
447.
When I overbored my 440 it came out to a 506 CI. Sorry 446 sucks
448. D'ya think anyone would even notice skinny strappy black stilettos on - June 22, 2009: That is teh sexy right there!
449. Michael makes a DVD - July 3, 2009: “Pleasuring” is not exactly the word I would use though
450. Light a sparkler and see your reflection - July 4, 2009: Happy 4th of July and God Bless America!
451. Sarah Palin resigns - July 6, 2009: I can see Russia from here.
452. where's the mantissa - July 7, 2009: I know it’s in here SOMEWHERE
453. They Might Be Giant Zits - July 7, 2009: somebody get a spatula and a specimen jar.
454. When he's underwater does he get - July 7, 2009: Nobody knows.
Particle Man.
455. Michael Jackson's hell is being buried - July 7, 2009: *Holding his brain in his hand and singing U2’s ‘With or Without You’*
456. mesablue - July 9, 2009: Yee haw!!!
457. Michael and Dave survey the damage, standing high - July 16, 2009: Michael: It’s a ~~pornographic~~ panoramic view of the rubble and flames from up here. Huh. Damn. That used to be my home. *weeping loudly*

Dave: Yeah, my house is trashed too. Hey, do you smell that? Who’s frying baloney?
458. A coked up monkey makes a late appearance - July 23, 2009: DateDateDateDateDateDateDateDateDateDateDateDateDate
459. Random Internet Prig who is required to look down on everything everybody does - July 27, 2009: GOOD LORD, PEOPLE.

I….I….don’t even know where to begin…!!!

….so I guess I’ll start at the toes and work my way up from there…
460. skinbad names his No. 2 - August 6, 2009: Didn’t get undressed in time so I’m going with ‘Spot.’
461. Crasher Squirrel even popped up - August 15, 2009: You don’t want to know where he popped up from!
462. carri lynn holland summer lynn holland autumnmae holland paul mickle holland - August 16, 2009: were mad atthe fat naked naked people ya.
463. Chippy the squirrel - August 18, 2009: http://tinyurl.com/ogceq7
464. Chippy the squirrel - August 18, 2009: try this again
465. Lauraw posts a picture - August 18, 2009: http://tinyurl.com/create.php
466. Lauraw trys again to post a picture - August 18, 2009: http://tinyurl.com/bbgzzq
467. Have you ever seen a worse case of sarcoptic mange - September 3, 2009: Damn, I hope it’s not catchy.
468. Dave in Texas sarcops a feel - September 3, 2009: *honk honk!*
469. The Periodic Cicada lays her eggs - September 20, 2009: The Cicada Killer Wasp says, “No thanks…”
470. Dave now realizes that he never should have planted Lauraw's water lilies - September 20, 2009: bad idea in so many, many ways
471. Baby Dances to Beyonce - September 25, 2009: this is so totally meta it hurts
472. Wiserbud rubs his face on the tummy rolls of - September 25, 2009: Woot
473. Thomas Paine imitator gets all uppity and self-righteous - October 19, 2009: Verily, she smells of cured pork products and cheese. Thou knowest this to be true.
474. Billy Idol - October 23, 2009: Thighs without a face.
Such a human waste.
475. Jethro Tull - October 23, 2009: Cross-thighed Mary? Is that you?
476. Newt Gingrich shot his wad - October 31, 2009: so she dropped out of the race today
477. Boris the Ferret frolics - November 3, 2009: They’re so fuzzy and warm. The ferrets I mean.
478. I spilled my stimulus - November 6, 2009: oopsie
479. Dave tests his new pool cleaner - November 8, 2009: *queues up some Marvin Gaye*
480. Michael sculpts a replica of Devil's Tower - November 12, 2009: Now honey, imagine instead of mashed potatoes, that this was a tube of liquid MAG-MA.
481. The 5th & 6th dimension Ascended Brotherhood build a space/time portal - November 17, 2009: beam me up, Michael!
482. Dan is worried about finding a Photon Band - November 18, 2009: It’s full of souls! And bacon!
483. Michelle's gown would have even looked good - November 25, 2009: As my granddaddy used to say, even a blind squirrel can find a nut some days.
484. the Masoretes are adding vowel points - November 25, 2009: dead languages don’t wear plaid
485. Dave is hanging his ornament - December 1, 2009: Fa la la la la
La la la la
486. Skinbad tunes up his Stumpjumper - December 1, 2009: It’s all about performance
487. Lauraw is rubbing her hump - December 1, 2009: Oh my
488. With 16 feet of packing tape, two reams of bubble wrap, and a peanut dispenser you can ship a toilet - December 1, 2009: it’s science
489. Michael practices his noodlin' - December 1, 2009: *grunt*
*splash*

Having a difficult time locating the gill, darlin’…oh, there it is…
490. BrewFan throws up a little in his mouth watching Michael practice noodlin' - December 2, 2009: Some things are better left unseen
491. It is critical to fully cover the subject with the New York Times editorial page while allowing a parrot to poop - December 2, 2009: Open wide, Maureen.
492. Michael Mann greases up his thighs - December 2, 2009: You can’t tell where one stops and the other starts.
493. Steve Seagal is so cool, he'll even hit - December 3, 2009: how YOU doin’?
494. geoff sprinkles Marie Sharp's Pepper Sauce - December 3, 2009: I put it on absolutely everything now.
495. Anyone know the best way to remove the snow that accumulates - December 9, 2009: Although, she looks almost peaceful like that.
496. Gentle slaps and kisses are the best way to remove the snow - December 9, 2009: AVALAAAAAAAAAANCHE!
497. mesablue sandblasts his parts - December 17, 2009: Exfoliating is a healthy practice.
498. I see a Christmas cookie - December 17, 2009: oooo.. .coconut!
499. The path to true enlightenment can be found - December 17, 2009: Fat and happy.
500. Rudolph creates a red light district - December 24, 2009: All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him desperate.

Merry Christmas, Morons.
501. The Dr. Strangelove - December 27, 2009: How i stopped fearing, and learned to love the fat greasy legs
502. Just how large are the nipples - December 30, 2009: they look like Frisbees….
503. Michael volunteers to find the g-spot - January 6, 2010: Stand back… he’s goin’ in.
504. Scott Brown says NO THANKS to driving his truck - January 18, 2010: When fishtailing on wet surface, turn into the skid.
505. Marsha* Coakley invites phantom Taliban in Afghanistan to join her - January 18, 2010: …choosing her special Cat Woman costume for the junket.
506. Dave wants to build a snowman - February 24, 2010: Every time she giggles it falls down.
507. Michael, a 300 pound homeless transvestite spiritual cleaning Mayan princess, and thou - April 14, 2010: Let the good times roll!
508. Even Tiger Woods wouldn't say no to - May 13, 2010: Would hit this.
509. Even Tiger Woods wouldn't say no to teeing off - May 13, 2010: GAWD. Try this again.
510. Fourteen Somali pirates drown to death - May 13, 2010: That’s our story, comrade.
511. None of her closest friends have ever seen Elena Kagan - May 13, 2010: somebody had to go there.

had to be me.
512. Elliot Spitzer has never paid money for the experiences only achievable - May 14, 2010: No way.
513. Michael prefers the subtle, earthy flavor of mint that has been grown - May 28, 2010: Mmmmmm, mint-flavored sweat.. Or is it sweat-flavored mint?
514. All gave some, and some gave all - June 1, 2010: And she is so very, very, grateful.
515. I left my last full measure of devotion - June 1, 2010: it was the least I could do
516. 3d ACR makes the ultimate sacrifice - June 1, 2010: Brave Rifles!
517. Lonely are the brave - June 1, 2010: did I say lonely? shoot, I meant lucky.
518. It Sucks to Be Muslim - June 1, 2010: Well, it pretty much sucks every where, but especially here.

(How much more meta can you get?)
519. I can give you what you want - June 1, 2010: As long as what you want is potato salad and fried chicken. Anything else you have to negotiate with The Lady Herself.

Meta-whoosie?
520. A fat naked woman with greased thighs - June 1, 2010: it had to be done…
521. Ten least appealing euphemisms for sex - June 1, 2010: Ohhhh yeahhhh
522. someone is just trying too hard - June 1, 2010: and looking back, I see it already was
523. How to use tomatoes - June 1, 2010: silliness.
524. Did someone say they wanted a picture of Kerry Marie - June 1, 2010: the mind boggles. And the stomach churns….
525. Scared White Tourists - June 1, 2010: frankly I understand
526. Angry, Incoherent, Sex-Starved Justin gets off - June 1, 2010: It won’t help…
527. Scared white tourists - June 1, 2010: You can tell by the shoes and cameras that they’re not from around here.
528. Scared white tourists - June 1, 2010: ~~Great Sick, twisted minds…~~
529. Lines Never Spoken - June 1, 2010: Hey, it smells nice up here….
530. Bot Scouts Celebrate PC 100th World Jamboree - June 1, 2010: is this part of the merit badge requirements?

Also I ain’t doing the Pope joke.
531. Tipper caught Al - June 1, 2010: Guess that’s better than catching him on a fat naked guy with greased thighs…

Also I ain’t doing the Pope joke.

Coward.
532. Gummi Bear Scandal Exposed - June 1, 2010: you wouldn’t think they’d be all that easy to spot, would you?
533. Loser with paint-gun on a flotilla gets caught - June 1, 2010: Bored and wanted to start an international incident.
534. 16 tons of construction materials and concrete were hidden - June 2, 2010: But hey…”humanitarian aid.” Because weapons-trafficking tunnels need hugs, too.
535. I left a handful of mentos and a diet coke - June 2, 2010: you wouldn’t fucking believe what happened after that.
536. Dave's most memorable bass solo was done - June 2, 2010: He might not have rocked your world, but it certainly got a jostle.
537. Ima eat some cold pizza for breakfast - June 5, 2010: gift horse. mouth. Do not look.
538. biber hapı - June 5, 2010: But hey…”humanitarian aid.” Because weapons-trafficking tunnels need hugs, too.
539. reason - June 5, 2010: reason gets the best wifi signal
540. reason does it wrong - June 5, 2010: Aw, shit. I fail at the internet today.
541. Helen Thomas Loses Her Seat in the Slimy Folds - June 7, 2010: *gasp*sputter*
542. Harry Reid will do anything it takes to keep his job, even if he has to do yoga - June 8, 2010: “Gerrymander” her “County Seat,” IYKWIMAITYD…
543. Harry Reid will do anything it takes to keep his job, even if he has to do yoga - June 8, 2010: *the downward-facing-dog yoga pose*
544. biber hapı - June 11, 2010: Aw, shit. I fail at the internet today.
545. California felt the earth move - June 11, 2010: This is serious.
546. Soccer is completely straight and totally gets off - June 16, 2010: unf unf unf…goooooooooooooooooooal!!!!!!!!!
547. With a little extra butter it's pretty easy to move hot women around - June 18, 2010: they just slide all over
548. Elliot Spitzer has a new CNN show where he can offer his opinions - June 23, 2010: Kathleen Parker will likely just sit in stunned terror.
549. Al Gore spilled his massage butter - June 26, 2010: you can’t have too much of a good thing, y’all.
550. geoff searches for emanations - June 29, 2010: THAT’S NOT A FINGER.
551. Cathy finds Michael's penis quite pleasurable - July 2, 2010: I just put everything into brainbleach futures…make me rich, y’all!
552. It might be time to close the comments - July 2, 2010: We have to start making the internet jokesters around here take an oath to Do No Harm.
553. No one can hear you scream - July 2, 2010: …Cathy started it…sorta…

I’m sorry.
554. Not-so-smart penguins find safety - July 12, 2010: how do they she got so fat in the first place?
555. How to celebrate a victory - July 13, 2010: Pop the cork.
556. I just don't have anything nice to wear - July 13, 2010: so I’m goin commando
557. Michelangelo's grave is spinning - July 15, 2010: You won’t believe what they call “art” these days!
558. The CT Moron after-after-AFTER party was held - July 18, 2010: This time the cop took pictures with his own camera too.
559. Michael achieves 9.9 knots - July 29, 2010: For a very, very short period of time.
560. Charlie Rangel - August 5, 2010: Now THAT’S a sweetheart deal!
561. Enas battles a furry, black bell pepper - August 28, 2010: Corn relish?!
562. I hit it with a caper-bomb - August 28, 2010: Direct hit! I can hear it whimpering.
563. I just noticed that for three years Innocent Bystanders have been cavorting - August 28, 2010: Wow. How time flies!
564. Russ tries the "Australia Strategy" - September 7, 2010: he’s just sitting there…… just sitting there, hardly doing anything…….
565. Michelle Obama loses her razor someplace - September 18, 2010: It must be in the folds somewhere…

Wow life with shaved arm-pits
…AND being first lady is just hell!
566. Michael manipulates the timestamps - October 8, 2010: *looks away in revulsion*
567. Lipstick frantically pushes buttons while sirens scream - October 12, 2010: she was NOT trained for this
568. I punched my chad - October 26, 2010: don’t judge me
569. Fusion crust - October 28, 2010: This is why she needs Rag On A Stick.™
570. 17 Minutes Before a Major-Sploady - November 4, 2010: Sheesh! That would have been messy!
571. Grayson Got His Ugly Ass Kicked - November 4, 2010: Great spectator event.

Grayson is a major dickhead.
572. Obama steals $200 Million/day for 10 days for a Junket to India - November 4, 2010: That’s TWO BILLION DOLLARS!!!

Almost $7.00 stolen from EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN —
MEN, WOMEN and CHILDREN and INFANTS in our country.

We are already broke.
We don’t have this money.
What kinda guy would do that?
Michael - November 4, 2010: What kinda guy would do that?

Our President.
573. Geezer painstakingly sets up dominoes, ramps, and cans of marbles - November 9, 2010: When he’s done, pulling her finger will eventually start the coffee machine.
574. skinbad laughs until his sides hurt - November 9, 2010: PLEASE CHANGE THE FILTER!!!!
575. Lipstick finds an interesting hairball - November 9, 2010: But she keeps it in a baggie.
576. Charlie Crist Demands a Recount - November 10, 2010: And some extra time on the tanning bed.
577. lauraw - November 10, 2010: Eh he he heh HEH
578. Scraping some crumbly pie topping I found - November 10, 2010: gonna put this shit on your dutch apple pie
579. Dave cracks walnuts - November 10, 2010: Yeah, right.
580. You don't know fun until you've played Dance Dance Revolution - November 20, 2010: it’s like dancing on a really squishy trampoline
581. Brewfan wishes you all a "Memmy Fmphas" from inside a crease - December 25, 2010: Either that or he’s calling for help. So hard to tell.
582. Skinbad Frolics in the Snow - January 5, 2011: Anybody seen my sled?
583. Laura, Dave, & breakfast cereals are jumping up and down - January 14, 2011: …and getting crumbs in the folds of fat, I’m sure…
584. Cathy - January 14, 2011: Island BAY-CON???

Sitting on top of teh Bacon?
585. IB Book Club holds its first and last meeting - January 17, 2011: Hey, where did the hors d’oeuvres go?

There were two whole platters right here!!
586. Dave's book was diverted - January 29, 2011: But I have the tracking number.
587. Geezer searches for 'pocket gophers' - February 11, 2011: Found one.
588. Geezer searches for 'gopher pockets' - February 11, 2011: FIFY
589. Retired Geezer left his Rodenator - February 11, 2011: flame on!
590. BrewFan learned to Gender Check - February 11, 2011: Now I’m a professional.
591. Michael learned to Bedazzle - February 15, 2011: Need. Bigger. Jewels.
592. The Waffle is - February 23, 2011: Well, not for very long….
593. Obama pushed a reporter - February 23, 2011: Guys, guys, I’m just tryin to find my waffle here
594. Michael taps his Chubby - February 24, 2011: Frothy!
595. Russ wins some kind of eating contest - February 26, 2011: …it ended with some kind of earthquake.
*shrugs*
596. If you really want to get Michael's attention, shine the Bat Signal - February 26, 2011: you’ll definitely get a reaction, but you may not like it.
597. You won't find World Famous Powerlines - February 27, 2011: Maybe some low voltage sparks.
598. *places the signal light just so - February 27, 2011: here batty batty bat-guy
599. Wiserbud strapped a Blazing Saddle - March 1, 2011: Good thing I wore my asbestos thong.
600. Dave had a coughing fit - March 6, 2011: It’s just a cracked rib.
601. Geezer ascends the treacherous ledges - March 8, 2011: Wouldn’t be so treacherous if they weren’t covered with candy bar wrappers.
602. Michael tried a homemade butt tattoo - March 14, 2011: It won’t hurt for long.
603. Michael failed at the Grab and Drag Method - March 18, 2011: Man’s got to know his limitations.
604. Flyin' Brian lands a gig trimming the shrubbery - March 29, 2011: Not really what he was looking for, but work is work.
605. Michael hires some Mexicans to spray a new coat of plaster - April 13, 2011: Tell them to rope themselves together, and count them when they’re done. Last crew went missing.
606. Lipstick planted her bonnet - April 29, 2011: I don’t think she’s gonna want to wear it now.
607. Dave Deploys the Royal Scepter - April 29, 2011: His orbs are happy.
608. Chelsey found a hat - April 29, 2011: It’s shiny.
609. geoff 'procrastinates' - June 21, 2011: http://is.gd/jXfuoC
610. Lady Gagalaid an egg - June 25, 2011: It’s the Future.
611. Brewfan basks in the glow of his big win - September 24, 2011: Don’t bask too long, man, she looks hungry.
612. No one will save you if you get stranded - October 9, 2011: The ranger ain’t coming, man. And you should pack extra cashews.
613. Get a hold of these Grand Tetons - October 10, 2011: just to stay warm
614. Godzilla - December 5, 2011: With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound . . . .
615. Godzilla left a used condom - December 5, 2011: GO GO GODZILLA!

yeah
616. Hooray! The California Murre returns to nest - December 20, 2011: Oh wait…no, it’s just a guy named Murray.
Never mind.
Still, she seems pretty happy about it.
Michael - December 20, 2011: I can’t believe that you people are not taking this important science news seriously.
617. Rosetta is sliding up and down - December 20, 2011: …a skating arena
618. holy shit there's a sprig of mistletoe - December 24, 2011: grody
619. mesablue - December 24, 2011: Santa’s ass…
620. Michael found the rest of the Mayan calendar - January 1, 2012: Thanks goodness! Happy New Year!
621. You might as well eat cake - January 5, 2012: it’s practically the same thing as eating it on a plate
622. buy site traffic - January 7, 2012: I have been exploring for a bit for any high-quality articles or blog posts on this sort of house . Exploring in Yahoo I ultimately stumbled upon this website. Studying this info So i’m satisfied to show that I have an incredibly excellent uncanny feeling I found out exactly what I needed. I such a lot certainly will make sure to do not overlook this web site and provides it a look on a relentless basis.
623. Hidden cache of spam discovered - January 7, 2012: haaa ha ha ha haaaa!!!
624. Laura lost her Avatar - January 7, 2012: It’s white and pure as the driven snow.
625. I see something that looks like an avatar - January 7, 2012: I think it’s, in there.
626. $3.5m Dollars compensation is in your favor - January 7, 2012: However, send your confidential details to us immediately. Your Full name, Your Direct tel phone number, Your valid identification Passport photocopy,Your Address. Also indicate the payment procedure you want.
627. Anonymous - January 7, 2012: And I provides it a look on a relentless basis.
628. I have an incredibly excellent uncanny feeling - January 7, 2012: Spazzed out on the previous comment.
629. Insert Tab A into Slot B - January 7, 2012: it’s easy to lose your mind in here
630. Retired Geezer - January 7, 2012: I liked Lauraw’s last avatar. The wacky woman who was being mind fondled by the neighbor.

Is that wrong?
631. Retired Geezer says dangit - January 7, 2012: Dangit.
632. lauraw searches for a new avatar - January 8, 2012: yannow, this particular pile of flubbery blubber looks kind of like a face….*aims camera*
633. Five band members with a guitar - January 14, 2012: Now she’s just somebody that we used to pole.
634. somebody left their school lunch - January 25, 2012: I wouldn’t eat that if I was you
635. geoff counts his post - January 26, 2012: One.
636. Michael loses control of his buffer - January 26, 2012: WE NEED A TARP, A TWO-BY-FOUR, AND A BUCKET OF WATER, STATIM!!
637. skinbad - February 1, 2012: I have half an erection
638. skinbad - February 1, 2012: Oh for hell’s sake. I was logged out! I had Salma Hayek rough sex spam on a fat naked woman with greased thighs. I don’t want to be there. Michael–drop 637 down the memory hole and I’ll get rid of “I suck” at the other place.
639. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe says that true happiness is only found - February 2, 2012: Something may have gotten lost in the translation, however.
640. Skinbad really screws up - February 2, 2012: Michael–drop 637 down the memory hole and I’ll get rid of “I suck” at the other place.

Not going to happen, Skinny. Keep us posted if you get a full erection.
641. lauraw giggles and jumps up and down - February 2, 2012: Heh heh, I love this thread so much.
642. Skinbad finds half of a viagra - February 2, 2012: Is it half up or half down?
643. yew gonna eat dat waffle - February 2, 2012: shore looks good!
644. Mitchell - February 4, 2012: There. Now we don’t have to look at that anymore.
645. Mitchell - February 4, 2012: Well that didn’t work for some reason.
646. Mitchell seems to be having problems staying - February 5, 2012: Hold on tight!
647. Brewfan composes his masterly review of the magnificent Caravaggio - February 10, 2012: Lookit dem tig ol’ bitties!
648. I found Van Gogh's ear - February 10, 2012: I thought Caravaggio was a left-handed relief pitcher for the Red Sox?
649. brewfan is rubbing his cheesehead - February 10, 2012: this is why you never get to touch a woman’s boobies
650. Abraham Lincoln slew a vampire - March 19, 2012: with an axe gun!
651. Is that a trident - March 20, 2012: or are you just happy to see me
Michael Slays Sobek - March 20, 2012: His corpse just disappeared into the flesh.
652. digitalbrownshirt squeezes out his lemon juice - April 2, 2012: Welcome to the party, pal.
653. digitalbrownshirt - April 2, 2012: You’re an odd duck.
654. Geezer finds a deer in the cracks of - April 2, 2012: Fortunately we had the Jaws of Life
655. Lauraw's Vet found Sarcoptic Mange - April 17, 2012: Few fleas found on feral foxes.

Feh!
656. Geoff & Tushar take turns smearing curry - May 10, 2012: Good for what ails you.
657. Michael is rolling in the deep - July 18, 2012: And I mean deep!!
658. Civilization reigns supreme - August 5, 2012: …though, to be honest, she doesn’t mind a little marauding.
659. I left my .45 - August 5, 2012: How will I fight off the Kazak hordes now?
660. lars carefully considers his death wish - August 5, 2012: And he may have missed the point of this thread.
661. unclear on the concept - August 5, 2012: yeah well who doesn’t? move along, freak.
662. People should be nicer to Lars - August 5, 2012: I think he appreciates this lady better than most.
663. Lars' mom left him a note - September 14, 2012: Well sure, who doesn’t?

Also it’s plenty joke to make fun of people.
664. Retired Geezer once tried flyboarding - October 7, 2012: You have to be careful not to get stuck in the crevices
665. Barry staked his Debate success - October 17, 2012: “Help me out here, Candy.”
666. Nobody envies the breasts - November 21, 2012: …well, maybe the people who collect vintage beanbag chairs.
667. I'll bet that hawk's claws could get a squeel - November 22, 2012: This joke just never ends
668. Lars spilled some baker's yeast - November 22, 2012: y’all ain’t gonna believe the shit that happened next
669. Michael does the Swoopy thing - December 24, 2012: Twice!
670. geoff wrings out his washcloth - April 19, 2013: It forms a tube . . . .
671. Skinbad killed a bird with a Trident Turbine - May 15, 2013: Skinbad killed a bird with a ~~Trident~~ Turbine
672. IB men test their response times - May 26, 2013: Quicker than they thought it would be.
673. I see laser burns and stretch marks - June 10, 2013: not pretty
674. skinbad left his heated dipstick - June 11, 2013: Slowly I recoil in horror
675. The Prancercise Lady found a kindred spirit - July 21, 2013: C. T. Sistahs.
676. Jerry Brown shows off his surplus - July 29, 2013: WHOAH
677. Laura is rubbing her swollen hump - July 29, 2013: We’ve been doing this for six years. Holy moly
678. lauraw - July 29, 2013: #637 is still the funniest.
679. skinbad bows his head in shame - July 30, 2013: If you say so.
680. Sobek breaks Rule Number 10 - August 19, 2013: He loves him some big girls!
681. 5000 hits from LauraW, all - September 4, 2013: I would like to see the hump and the greased thighs go to war like Godzilla and Mothra.

Yes I would
682. Sobek got punched - September 30, 2013: He wasn’t paying attention.
683. Dave splattered some grease - October 8, 2013: Here’s some handi-wipes.
684. Skinbad's toenail scraped off - January 1, 2014: There were no funny endearments this time.
685. punk - January 2, 2014: After seven years of everybody else getting a turn, figured I’d see what was so great about it. Feels dirty and degrading. And not the good kind of dirty and degrading, either. The bad kind.
686. Punk only lasts two seconds - January 2, 2014: She’s not exactly thrilled with you, either.
687. Geoff names the tiny blind - January 20, 2014: ‘Gooey.’

He named it Gooey.
688. Retired Geezer's lambs get lost gambolin’ - February 24, 2014: baaaa!
689. Buzz Geezer rubbed the Baby Bump - March 25, 2014: Wasn’t as fun as it sounds.
690. buy wholesale at&t cell phones cheap - April 6, 2014: As the admin oof this website is working, no uncertainty very soon it will be famous, duee to itts feature contents.
691. I had no idea you could fit a phone warehouse - April 7, 2014: Good to know. Michael, is this your new venture?
692. Sobek tattoos a wren - April 7, 2014: ouch
693. Sobek - April 7, 2014: Actually I had some extra ink, so I did a picture of a wrench, instead.
694. Lauraw writes her Passwords - April 23, 2014: Plenty of space.
695. Sobek pushes the Yo button - June 19, 2014: Not as much fun as Tweeting.
696. Geezer goes all Rumpelstiltskin - June 19, 2014: *snrk*

*wakes up, confuzzled*

…whut?

…wait, what year is it?

…is it time to embarrass other people again?

I’M ON IT
697. Geezer shines some fancy lights - July 17, 2014: I’m a professional.

Best Job Ever
698. Chumpo rides into Sunset - July 19, 2014: splits check at Dawn’s Coffee Grill.
699. Michael watches TV - December 11, 2014: Old-school projection TV. Plenty of ‘wall.’
700. xbradtc - January 8, 2015: Some posts should be commented on, on this of all days.
701. Michael rests in peace for eternity - January 8, 2015: I think he would find this funny. I hope so.
702. Michael taking a Happy Birthday Ride - January 8, 2015: Funny as all get out.
703. Michael Ascends to Heaven - January 8, 2015: Arrives in style.
704. Michael does a powerpoint presentation on Net Neutrality - January 9, 2015: Hey watch where you’re point that laser.
705. Michael's lion is puking - January 9, 2015: not a euphemism

OR IS IT?
706. Sobek practices his art - January 20, 2015: …is…is that a lotus, or…*peers intently*

NOPE. My bad.
707. Geezer slowly closes the door for the last time - March 28, 2015: Thanks for the memories
708. I can still have fun - May 29, 2015: Mwaaa ha ha h aaaaa
709. Like I didn't already know what laura was going to do - May 29, 2015: But I opened comments up anyway.
710. lauraw dances for joy - October 18, 2015: Life is weird.
711. Geezer ponders the L-Tryptophan percentage - November 26, 2015: How about a nap?
712. lauraw - November 26, 2015: When I click on your name in this post, I get some other website.
713. Retired Geezer - November 26, 2015: ya, we didn’t renew the InnocentBystanders.net domain. Somebody bought it and got all our sweet traffic.

I’ll change the link behind my name.
714. geoff takes two hours to 'frost a cookie' - March 14, 2016: Yes, it’s a metaphor. A real cookie wouldn’t last more than a microsecond in her vicinity.
715. Sobek's tripping out - January 30, 2018: that thing you’re licking is not a toad
716. Why are there all these pop-up warnings - January 11, 2019: I just can’t understand it.
717. I don't think I remember how to do this - January 12, 2019: Is a mystery
718. And yet here we all are, - January 14, 2019: Stop acting innocent
719. Sobek, draw me like one of your French girls - June 14, 2019: Said the Common Grackle
720. Sometimes I hide my Godzilla ornament - December 6, 2020: muffled roars