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Solicit Sex – Wear a Chicken Suit July 27, 2007

Posted by Pupster in Crime, Ducks, Women Ranting.

Or go to jail for 30 days.  Is there a third option?  Maybe something with a duck?

Men who solicited sex ordered to wear chicken suits

PAINESVILLE, OHIO — The Best Little Whorehouse is not in Painesville.

And Municipal Judge Michael Cicconetti, known for dispensing unusual sentences, doesn’t want one sprouting in his small town.

So Cicconetti ordered three men charged with soliciting sex to take turns dressing in a bright yellow chicken costume while carrying a sign that reads “No Chicken Ranch in Painesville.”


1. daveintexas - July 27, 2007

In other news,

jerk doctor misses flight, uses pay phone to call in a bomb threat so Northwest will turn the plane around.

His lawyer said he was “really anxious to get home”.


2. wiserbud - July 27, 2007

Do you think they have one in Bart’s size?

3. eddiebear - July 27, 2007

Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder are jealous

4. cranky - July 27, 2007

Put ’em in there with the roosters. They’ll have a whole new meaning associated with cock-a-doodle-do.

5. Cuffy Meigs - July 27, 2007


“moonwalk” is still my fave after all these years.

6. daveintexas - July 27, 2007

A chickensuit huh?

So, the babes, they go for that look? Cause I’m sure Michael could like, glue some feathers onto the batcape or something.

7. kevlarchick - July 27, 2007

Little peckers.

8. PattyAnn - July 27, 2007

Someone in the news with a chicken suit.

9. Lipstick - July 27, 2007

The word “pecker” just cracks me up.

10. daveintexas - July 27, 2007

Yeah, something about saying it that just puts a smile on your face. It’s a very happy word.

11. Lipstick - July 27, 2007

“Turd” is funny too.

12. compos mentis - July 27, 2007


13. daveintexas - July 27, 2007


one of my all time favorites.

words, I mean.

14. kevlarchick - July 27, 2007

I have issues with that word Dave. But there are worse I suppose.

15. daveintexas - July 27, 2007

Yeah, but not funny ones.

16. Pupster - July 27, 2007

I can’t say ‘panties’ with out giggling.


17. Lipstick - July 27, 2007


18. Mr Minority - July 27, 2007

How about “sweater puppies”, do you have an issue with that?

Cause actually those words roll off the tongue right nicely.

19. Mr Minority - July 27, 2007

I can’t say ‘panties’ with out giggling.

Hmmm, Pupster, I am not one to usually question a man’s masculinity, but you giggling at panties makes me pause.

20. kevlarchick - July 27, 2007

PENIS. It sounds like pee pee!

*giggling like Pupster*

21. BrewFan - July 27, 2007

I just learned the other day that the German word for bra was holzemfrommfloppin. That made me giggle.

22. Michael - July 27, 2007

Dear Visitors Who Clicked Ace’s Link Today:

I don’t know these people. They’ve never been here before. Normally our comment threads are very informed and thoughtful and stuff.

Please come back some other time.

Thank you.

23. Pupster - July 27, 2007

OK, Mr. M. Go look in the mirror and say ‘panties’. I don’t think it’s possible for a heterosexual male to say the word without at least smiling.


24. Pupster - July 27, 2007

Wow. It’s pretty bad when we embarrass Michael in front of Ace’s readership.

25. daveintexas - July 27, 2007

It doesn’t work if they’re on your head.

I’m just sayin.

26. Mr Minority - July 27, 2007

Please come back some other time.

Damn, Michael is embarrassed of us.

(hangs his head in shame)

Hey! This is a commentor’s site, not the Administrator’s site!

Bite Me Michael!

You, you……panty!!

*giggle, giggle*

27. sandy burger - July 27, 2007

Tightie whities (or is it the other way around?) are manties.

28. sandy burger - July 27, 2007

So, I bought a pair of boxer shorts at Target a while ago, and the design is a pattern of little coat-of-arms shields and those crosses where all the arms are equal.

I call them my fascist panties.

(Sometimes I wonder if I should really be sharing these things…)

29. BrewFan - July 27, 2007

*making furious notes for the next flame war*

30. Lipstick - July 27, 2007

Sieg Haynes!

31. wiserbud - July 27, 2007

My mother once bought be a pair of boxers when I was in my mid twenties that were covered in dollar signs. She bought them for me simply so she could give them to me and say it was because she wanted me to come into money.

True story.™

32. Lipstick - July 27, 2007

Shouldn’t she have gotten you dollar sign socks instead?

33. Pupster - July 27, 2007


34. mesablue - July 27, 2007

Go Cubs!

35. mesablue - July 27, 2007

Wiser, you’d be better off just holding a dollar bill in your hand.

36. wiserbud - July 27, 2007

well, it was quite obviously a waste of money having my wife get that dollar sign tattoo a few years back.

37. mesablue - July 27, 2007

She has to sleep some time.

38. eddiebear - July 28, 2007


hate to say it, but it looks as though the Cubbies won’t get much help from the Crash and Burn Cards this weekend. I have never seen a team quit on a manager like this team has.

39. eddiebear - July 28, 2007


hate to ask, but are there not some things best left unsaid?

40. BrewFan - July 28, 2007

Go Reds!

41. Vika - August 21, 2008

Hello people!
I like some things best left unsaid.

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