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Appalachian State University is HOT HOT HOT September 1, 2007

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1. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

That was so gay, I need porn porn porn.

2. Michael - September 1, 2007

No, WP, it was not gay. It was evil. Pure, diabolical, cold-hearted evil. The sort if vicious evil we expect from Ohio State fans. Let me break the news to you:

Mountaineers 34, Wolverines 32.

I hate you, Pupster, and I’m going to keep hating you for the entire season, until Michigan plays Ohio State and puts you in your place.

Maybe that sounds harsh, but I’m not in a good mood right now. Son Michael called after the game, and he sounded darn near suicidal. This is a bad day for America. It’s a bad day for the entire world and the fight against poverty, war, and global warming. It’s a really really bad day.

3. Bart - September 1, 2007

…and puts you in your place.

Awww, temper tantrum, Batman?

4. Sticky B - September 1, 2007

I presume that that video was created as a recruiting tool. I’m not sure they got their money’s worth.

However it is fun to see the mighty fall. Congratulations to the inbred, gaptoothed goobers from ASU.

5. Michael - September 1, 2007

Awww, temper tantrum, Batman?

No sir. This is not a temper tantrum. How dare you suggest that?

I am simply standing up for truth, justice, and the American Way. All of which have been severely abused today, when pig fuckers from Appalachia somehow managed to pull out a victory against the upright scholar athletes of Michigan. That’s just not right. I would think this should be obvious to everyone.

6. Michael - September 1, 2007

Awww, temper tantrum, Batman?

No sir. This is not a temper tantrum. How dare you suggest that?

I am simply standing up for truth, justice, and the American Way. All of which have been severely abused today, when pig fuckers from Appalachia somehow managed to pull out a victory against the upright scholar athletes of Michigan. That’s just not right. I would think this should be obvious to everyone.

7. Pupster - September 1, 2007

You should burn a couch Michael. You’ll feel better.

8. Michael - September 1, 2007

I presume that that video was created as a recruiting tool. I’m not sure they got their money’s worth.

You’re right, Sticky.

I just forced myself to watch the whole video, and it’s a disaster as a marketing tool.

I mean, I don’t want to sound bitter or anything, but the video is just wrong. The strangest thing about it is that they flash the lyrics of their insipid song on the bottom of the screen. That makes no sense, given that they are reaching out to a target market of pig fuckers that can’t read.

9. Pupster - September 1, 2007

*snaps Zippo open*

C’mon…you know you want to.

10. Michael - September 1, 2007

To be fair, the video did have one picture of a bunch of chicks with nice hooters in tight pink tops. So, I give them credit for that. It’s almost at the end of the ad, however. They should have put that shot at the beginning.

11. Michael - September 1, 2007

C’mon…you know you want to.

No, Pupster, I will not lower myself to the level of an Ohio State fan. I will remain objective and fair-minded.

For example, did I not just give ASU credit for having some chicks with nice hooters?

Yes, I believe I did.

12. doc - September 1, 2007

Hahahahahaha. Thanks app state for a late birthday present. Cheers Michael.

13. cranky - September 1, 2007

Let’s see, what was the margin of victory for Penn State today and what was that of Michigan?

Penn State +59 and Michigan -2.

I will never forget, and I will never forgive, the refs giving Michigan another chance and 1 second. Chad Henning is ultimately Pennsylvania’s revenge on Michigan.

Bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

You’re right about the hooters though. And I appreciate your dignified demeanor while discussing and describing your honorable opponents.

14. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

Wow, just watched the highlights.

Michigan, would have been tied at the end of the fourth, if they didn’t go for their 2 2 conversions.

Hows that shit?

15. Michael - September 1, 2007

WP:

Yeah, we would have been tied without those 2-point conversion attempts.

The sad thing is that Carr was making statistically and tactically correct decisions in an attempt to put the game away. I mean, he knows what he’s doing and he has the computer output about those situations. It was just a crazy game, and he’s going to get pilloried for this.

16. Imus - September 1, 2007

Appalachian State U football players are a bunch of nappy-headed hos.

17. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

Thank God your alma mater the Spartans did not suffer this humiliating defeat.

The shame.

18. Michael - September 1, 2007

Dave, I hate you too.

Mrs. Michael and I are about to watch “Shaun of the Dead”, which she just bought. I’m thinking this is just what I need to calm me down.

19. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

Heh. I know Michael… I know buddy.

When they kill the zombies with the records? That part is a scream.

I decided to honor their courage here…

20. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

Has she seen it before Michael?

My favorite part is right near the beginning of the flick.
Shaun “I’m really his only friend.”
the friend (can’t remember the name) “Which one of you cunt’s!”
and I lost track of the next 5 or so minutes.

Shauns buddy, was friggen hillarious.

21. Sticky "The Greek" - September 1, 2007

The ancestors of those Appalacian boys were bred specifically to be outstanding physical specimens. Back in the 17th and 18th century.

Hey!!! What did I say?

22. Bart - September 1, 2007

My favorite part is right near the beginning of the flick.
Shaun “I’m really his only friend.”
the friend (can’t remember the name) “Which one of you cunt’s!”
and I lost track of the next 5 or so minutes.

Not many times in one’s life does one get the opportunity to use
the word befuddled.

I am befuddled.

23. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

Foreign english language films are so crude (the comedy’s anyways) that I can’t help but have a visceral reaction to their cruditationalism. bart.

Thats why shaun’s best friend was so hillarious. just because he’s the loveable asshole, who doesn’t ever realize what an asshole he is.

24. Bart - September 1, 2007

You know what it is, WP?
It’s their British accents. When they use foul language, it is almost alarming. We just don’t expect it from them.

25. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

they always end a sentence with “yeah” though.

throws you off.

26. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

Bart,

It’s also their eager willingness to use the word “cunt.”

find a movie made in the last 20 years in the US (including porn) that used the word “cunt.”

Thats what they are so shocking.

27. lauraw - September 2, 2007

I’m kind of surprised at the way the world ‘Appalachian’ is pronounced in the video.

It must be correct, but I’ve never pronounced it that way. Around here we pronounce it pretty closely like the word ‘appellation.’

28. daveintexas - September 2, 2007

We pronounce it “apprehension”.

Hope everyone is having a great Labor Day weekend. I certainly am!

29. daveintexas - September 2, 2007

oh, and lauraw, I was surprised too… I thought the a after the L was a long a.

But I’m from Texas. Do we mispronounce shit?

All the time.

30. Retired Geezer - September 2, 2007

I knew a Cowboy Action Shooter named Appalachian Annie. She told me it was pronounced Apple Atchan.
“Say it like that or I’ll throw an Apple atcha”.
That’s how I remember it.

31. compos mentis - September 2, 2007

Piss on Michigan AND Ohio State. I’m an Indiana fan. Indiana Football is an oxymoron. Had a shot to make a crappy lesser bowl game last season for the first time in a long time and what happens? Our coach dies unexpectedly in the off season.

So when I watched the highlights last night . . . yeah, I laughed a gleeful, evil laugh. Now we just need the entire Fuckeye team to get sidelined the rest of the season with a raging case of Syphilis and we can call this the makings of a season to remember.

P.S. Every team in Texas can suck a donkey dick as well.

32. compos mentis - September 2, 2007

How do you mispronounce shit ?

I am having a great LD weekend Dave. Thanks! Glad you are too.

There’s something about “# 5” Michigan getting kicked in it’s tiny nuts by Division I-AA school that makes it all the sweeter.

33. Michael - September 2, 2007

The correct pronunciation of “Appalachian” is “pig fuckers.” Not that I’m bitter or anything, I just wanted to clear up the record on this point.

34. daveintexas - September 2, 2007

compos, you make two syllabobbles outta it.

“sheeee-it”

And your football is what we call the Special Olympics.

35. daveintexas - September 2, 2007

or Michigan

36. Michael - September 2, 2007

I just keep telling myself that the Spurs are the NBA Champions.

The Spurs are the NBA Champions.

The Spurs are the NBA Champions.

The Spurs are the NBA Champions.

The Spurs are the NBA Champions.

37. British guy - September 2, 2007

It’s pronounced shite.

38. Sobek - September 2, 2007

“Now we just need the entire Fuckeye team to get sidelined the rest of the season with a raging case of Syphilis and we can call this the makings of a season to remember.”

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

39. Retired Geezer - September 2, 2007
40. Sticky B - September 2, 2007

The correct pronunciation of “Appalachian” is “pig fuckers.”

Now that shit right there is funny.

41. Wickedpinto - September 3, 2007

Yeah, DiT, I’m not much of a college football guy, but my understanding is that basicly our football programs tongue ass, like elton john at a freddy mercury memorial.

42. eddiebear - September 3, 2007

Since my alma mater doesn’t have a football program, I have a tough time getting into college ball. Except to hate Notre Dame.

Oh, and Michael’s Spurs comment just….

*drifts off to look at World Series T Shirt wife bought*

What was I saying?

Oh yeah, let’s taunt the Wolverines some more.

43. Don Carne - September 3, 2007

Eddie why the hate? At least Notre Dame still call themselves the “Fighting Irish” with the stereotypical Mick/leprechaun. It’s beautiful in it’s unPC-ness. ND is one of three college team I care about. The other two are Army and Navy.

44. mesablue - September 3, 2007

😦


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