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My Boobs Are OK September 1, 2007

Posted by Michael in Ducks.
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OK, I just have to push that ASU “Hot Hot Hot” video down the page. So, I’m going to post a video with some redeeming social value.

I got this link from Bart in the “Public Toilet” thread below.  Sobek opined that this video could be on a par with “I Can Give You What You Want.”

However, this video is not frivolous.  I could tell that Bart was sending an exquisitely subtle message. He was trying to tell us that we should stop making fun of Scandis, and join them in the fight against global warming. In support of this noble cause, Bart, in his own unique way, tried to make us more sympathetic to Scandis (in particular, the Norwegians in this video), by humanizing them. Bart wanted us to know that Scandis are not just mindless socialists, but real human beings that we can relate to.

Thank you, Bart. Thank you very much.

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1. Bart - September 1, 2007

Um, no I wasn’t.

I hate dem dam derty Scandis.

2. Hot paraffin treatments - September 1, 2007

Not too hot though.

3. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

One of the few absolute truths in the world.

If you have boobs, those boobs are OK. its’ everything else that damages the perfection. Was it spec who had implants while in prison? Well, you know what? His boobs were okay, it’s everything else that made him a rampage murder. If he had only lived up to the ideal of his boobs.

Then maybe he would have been OKAY too. But the boobs were too late to fix him. It’s a shame.

4. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

I don’t have the nuts, but is someone gonna make a “tossing spunk” or some variation there-of moniker for comedic value?

5. Oogling and Fondling - September 1, 2007

Well, now that you mentoned it, WP…

6. Michael - September 1, 2007

Um, no I wasn’t. I hate dem dam derty Scandis.

Oh Bart, knock it off.

I can see through your facade. It’s obvious that you are an agent provocateur who is committed to a rapprochement between Americans and Scandis in order to save our planet from global warming. It’s sooo obvious that I can’t avoid using frickin’ Fwenchie cliches when I talk about this.

7. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

The movie sucked, but I just thought of “another teen movie,” and what crossed my mind was the end of it when the “I think it was jennifer love hewitt probably her last professional role in film and in the US, made a comment, and the dork character responded “I would be honored.*sniff*”

That was a pretty friggen funny bit right there.

8. Tan Lines - September 1, 2007

Beaucoup boobs. Je parle francais — bodacious ta-ta’s.

9. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

it’s science

10. Bärt - September 1, 2007

I deny all of it.

11. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

good move. lawyer up too.

12. Michael - September 1, 2007

Bärt

^

All by itself, that moniker is Amish-worthy, and deserves a nomination to the IB Commenters Hall of Fame™.

13. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

oh, and her boobs, her boobs, her boobs are installed.

dreck.

14. Michael - September 1, 2007

dreck

“Dreck” is actually a German word, by the way. It means junk or trash.

Dave, I just don’t understand your Nazi attitude about installed hooters. Why are you opposing the benefits of modern medicine?

15. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

Okii Mune

Not actually boobs, but chest.

16. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

Michael?

So in the infamous DiT I have an owie pic, he was holding his dreck?

Maybe we should create a meme.

17. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

Oh no, the tits are ok, if you go for my-ass-cheek-sized-polymer DDDs or whatever. Was referring to the musivid.

but I’m not a critic for the NYT

18. sandy burger - September 1, 2007

I can tell that what this thread needs is some psychedelic Cambodian-American music to liven things up. (No video, unfortunately, but the song rocks.)

19. Michael - September 1, 2007

So in the infamous DiT I have an owie pic, he was holding his dreck?

I’m waiting for a pic of DiT dipping his dreck in paraffin. I figure I’ll get that when he shows up and gets drunk at the Innocent Bystanders First Annual Super Bowl Party™. If you show up, I’ll let you take the picture.

20. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

I ain’t stickin my dreck in that goddam thing.

21. John Kerry - September 1, 2007

Dengue Fever, I remember that band. The memory of the lead singer and her boobs are seared, seared into my memory the Christmas Nixon sent my boat into Cambodia to hunt the tarantulas.

22. Wickedpinto - September 1, 2007

If you show up, I’ll let you take the picture.

Impossible, I would be in my bunk.

(was that out loud?)

23. Bart - September 1, 2007

Okay, seriously…

Contrary to what some of you think, there are some good Christian rock/pop groups.

This is a lousy vid but the song is good. Don’t watch, just listen. Most of you probably heard this before:

And Jesus Freak

The entire album Jesus Freak is good.

24. Bart - September 1, 2007

Shit!

I shoulda linked this one, instead.

25. sandy burger - September 1, 2007

Ha! Those videos are awful! Pleasant songs, though.

And now, in honor of me probably getting drunk a little later tonight, Twist In My Sobriety.

26. Bart - September 1, 2007

It’s music for your soul, sandy.

Your soul.

How’s your soul?

27. sandy burger - September 1, 2007

How’s your soul?

I just got it back from the pawn shop. It’s in good condition, slightly used.

28. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

it is swell with my soul

29. Sobek - September 1, 2007

“Bärt”

Holy crap that was funny.

Søbeck

30. Soslash;bek - September 1, 2007

Testing

31. Søbek - September 1, 2007

Test

32. daveintexas - September 1, 2007

my bøøbs are øk

33. Barry in CO - September 2, 2007

Nøtice the many løvely bøøbs

34. Søbek - September 2, 2007

Also known as høøters.

35. Søbek - September 2, 2007

Bøsøms

36. Michael - September 2, 2007

Bøøbs are øk, but the 0-slash jøke has nøw gøtten øld.

37. Søbek - September 2, 2007

Hæy güys!!! Î& yûst fÕùnd sømethiñg ñëw thåt ßöthers Mïjkel!!!

38. Søbek - September 2, 2007

I figure that using the ß as a “b” will especially piss you off.

39. Retired Geezer - September 2, 2007

Somos pocos, pero estamos locos.

That’s all I got.

Geezer out.

40. kevlarchick - September 2, 2007

I have read that to many men, pretty breastages are like mounds of lucious whipped cream or cotton candy that you expect to melt in your mouth. The beauty of it is that they never melt.

41. Dave in Texas - September 2, 2007

well yeah, they’re allright.

42. Brass - September 2, 2007

I hate you all. Because of this video I made the mistake of looking for more Scandi pop. Now I’ve got songs like these stuck in my head.

And, of course, who can forget.

GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

43. compos mentis - September 2, 2007

I think I’ll just turn my speakers off and watch that video again.

pretty breastages are like mounds of lucious whipped cream or cotton candy that you expect to melt in your mouth. The beauty of it is that they never melt.

Sweet.

44. Bart - September 3, 2007

What’s the next best thing to boobs?

Chuck Norris, of course!

A man can’t call himself a man unless this is not one of his all-time favorite scenes in a movie. Enjoy.

45. Bart - September 3, 2007

A man can’t call himself a man unless this is not one of his all-time favorite scenes in a movie.

Worst. Sentence. Ever.

It doesn’t make any sense. Anyways, you know what I meant.

46. Barry in CO - September 3, 2007

>I have read that to many men, pretty breastages are like mounds of lucious whipped cream or cotton candy that you expect to melt in your mouth. The beauty of it is that they never melt.

They’re like, the most fun things ever. I don’t know how you girls get anything done with those wonderful jumblies hanging around all the time.

47. Wickedpinto - September 3, 2007

“Wow Look at the funbags on that hosehound!”

48. Wickedpinto - September 3, 2007

I remember dianna’s juggs, I mean, she was happy to show the cleave off for anyone valued at more than 500 million dollars, but more than anything? I remember her nose.

She had a nose she would stick into any international business she didn’t understand, just like the pap’s stuck their nose in her affairs.

“The peoples princess,” as though the people have a choice, stuck her nose into a lot of shit she didn’t understand, and made judgements, JUST like the photogs, that she helped to propogate.

She loved them when she was “clearing mines” with a camera crew, but hated it when she was the drunkent money grubbing egotistical whore, she was.

Sorry KC, I just had to rub it in.

49. kevlarchick - September 3, 2007

WP, you can’t piss me off today. However, if you come to Michael’s football party, we can continue the discussion face to face.

Barry sometimes the girls get in the way, as I’m sure your boys do. Women, however, are much more discreet when it comes to adjusting them. And we don’t need to check on them every 2.5 minutes.

50. Retired Geezer - September 3, 2007

I knew a girl once who had them surgically moved to her back.

I liked to dance with her.

OK, that’s just silly.

51. daveintexas - September 3, 2007

It’s ok, we’ll check them every 2.5 for you.

Men are givers. *nods

52. geoff - September 3, 2007

It’s ok, we’ll check them every 2.5 for you.

How are we going to wait that long?

53. daveintexas - September 3, 2007

shhhhhhhhhhh. Don’t blow this gig.

54. Pupster - September 3, 2007

*thousand – one thousand-two thousand*

BOOB CHECK

55. Pupster - September 3, 2007

Ohhh…2.5 minutes. My bad.

56. Sobek - September 3, 2007

Speaking of which, I’d better go make sure my wife’s boobs are doing okay.

57. Sobek - September 3, 2007

They’re fine.

58. geoff - September 3, 2007

They’re fine.

We could have told you that.

59. Putting Cool Whip - September 3, 2007

Only low-cal, though, please. Thank you.

60. Shiny pasties with tassels - September 3, 2007

But just on special occasions.

61. Boobs - September 3, 2007

I’m not alex the chick.

62. Billy Gibbons - September 3, 2007

looks good to me.

ah haw haw haw hawr

63. Billy Gibbons - September 3, 2007

Oh, if any of you are still wondering what we meant by “pearl necklace”

that’s what we meant.

64. Michael - September 3, 2007

^

“Pearl Necklace” — one of ZZ Tops greatest works, IMHO.

65. A Pearl Necklace - September 3, 2007

…really don’t cost that much.

66. Michael - September 3, 2007

Maybe “Legs” was better than “Pearl Necklace”.

67. Michael - September 3, 2007

Maybe “La Grange” was better than “Legs”.

It’s kinda hard to pick a favorite ZZ Tops raunchy song.

68. Tube Snake Boogie - September 3, 2007

I know a gal, she lives cross-town…

69. Frank Beard - September 3, 2007

If I ever get back my blue jean, Lord, how happy could one man be
‘Cause if I get back those blue jean you know, my baby be bringin’ ’em home to me

70. Retired Geezer - September 3, 2007

Tush was the greatest ZZ Top song, Evah.

I only say that because it’s the one song I sound good playing on the Harmonica

71. Retired Geezer - September 3, 2007

^ case of the misplaced Italics tag.

72. Retired Geezer - September 3, 2007

Site Admin is gooood here at IB.

73. mesablue - September 3, 2007
74. Wickedpinto - September 4, 2007

WP, you can’t piss me off today. However, if you come to Michael’s football party, we can continue the discussion face to face

I’m fucked!!! thank god I’m not driving a lincoln right now. That increases my chances of retreat.

75. Wickedpinto - September 4, 2007

Sobek is understating, his wifes breasts are FANTASTIC!!!

no slack on sobek, but I tend to be more thorough.

and I would say, for their size, and equitorial alignment, sobek is a very fortunate man.

(you know this is a joke right sobek?)

76. Bart - September 5, 2007

Weekend at mesa’s:

(kinda NSFW)

77. Bart - September 5, 2007

On a serious note, it’s a sad day for Christians everywhere.

D James Kennedy passed away. Dr Kennedy was 76.

I used to listen to his radio program, um, religiously. Kennedy, Swindall, Dobson, Zacharias, and Sproul were my favorites.

78. Retired Geezer - September 5, 2007

Yeah, he had some quality programs about the Christian slant on current events.

We used to listen to Dobson and Swindall too.

79. daveintexas - September 6, 2007

He’s a lot happier than we are though.

80. bartwing plover - September 6, 2007

Anyone in the mood for some relaxing ACOUSTICAL GUITAR. It’s nice.
http://www.youtube.com/watchv=N9to1auUNTk

Pachelbel’s Canon is my second favorite piece of music.

81. Sobek - September 6, 2007

What’s #1?

82. bartwing plover - September 6, 2007

Glad you asked, sobek.
I posted it earlier in ICGYWYW. It’s Jazz Suite No.2

83. daveintexas - September 6, 2007

This guy puts the Canonin D in a new perspective

84. Bart - September 6, 2007

Heh.
Yeah, I remember that. He has a legit point.

85. daveintexas - September 6, 2007

canonin.

i tipe gud

86. Michael - September 6, 2007

Talking about Canon reminds me of one of my early experiments with posting a YouTube video.

87. daveintexas - September 6, 2007

Speaking of your Jazz Suite No. 2, which is nice…

a little Jean Claude Rampal, and Claude Bolling.

both from Suite for Flute and Jazz Piano… the vinyl of which I still have. They did an awesome Christmas album too in 79. Wait for it.

very nice.

javanaise

sentimentale

88. Bart - September 13, 2007

Boobs.

(. ) ( .)

Boobs.

This message has been brought to you by Boobs.

89. Bart - October 12, 2007

Seeing as how the other nonsense thread is mostly about pie, girl scout cookies, and sheep puns, I thought I’d post some links in here for the men.

You won’t like the following song video if:
a) you don’t like power tools
2) you’re teh gay

90. Bart - October 12, 2007

This one, like the other, is also, what’s the word I’m looking for, the opposite of subtle.

91. Bart - October 17, 2007

Oh dam, look at what I found.

Most of you remember the Call on Me video that featured the 90’s aerobics chicks in thongs. Well, this is just like it, but steamier.

92. Topless Swedish Women Fight for Equal Rights « Innocent Bystanders - November 13, 2007

[…] Speak truth to power, Ragnhild.  If I can flaunt my nipples in public, you should have the same right.  When you bring the Barabrost campaign to my neighborhood pool, I will be there to support you.  I believe the enlightened message that Scandi women are bringing to the world — your boobs are OK. […]

93. Test4Echo - November 14, 2007

got to love boobies

94. Mr Minority - November 28, 2007

You know, that video never gets tiring. to watch. I have to, just have to, watch it at least once a month.

95. mr. mexico blues - December 3, 2007

blues foreva!

96. The Hammer of the Gods will drive Amishs ships to new lands - December 14, 2007

I hate dem dam derty Scandis.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Somebody has a case of “Tundra Fever”


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