Girlfriend or Fling? September 14, 2007Posted by Michael in Ducks, Sports.
OK, check out these women:
Now, ask yourself, which of these women are girlfriend material, and which are just a quick screw. Can you tell?
Not me, but we have the expert opinion of a predatory male. Starting on the left:
I like analyzing groups because the interplay between everyone helps me decide which girl would be open for a same night lay and which one would be worth toughing out a few dates with before sexing.
The far left girl is clearly a fling. Everything about her says “pain in the ass who bangs like a guy”. The holes in the jeans, large hoop ho-rings, and bright red nail polish are enough to tip me off. Throw in her solo shot drinking and it’s case closed. Maverick drinking is a red flag for sluttiness.
You can get the full analysis of the entire group here. Including the guy on the right. This was one of the top WordPress posts today.
Sheesh, I’m glad I’m married. I don’t think I could stand the singles scene.