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Simple Harmonic Movement September 14, 2007

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How best to describe a simple harmonic movement?

Perhaps like this, as an engineer would?

Or perhaps this way, as a man’s man would?

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1. wiserbud - September 14, 2007

it’s…..it’s…..hypnotic…….

2. composmentis - September 14, 2007

lol! You’re goddamn right it is 🙂

3. wiserbud - September 14, 2007

the boobs are cool too.

4. Pupster - September 14, 2007

The figure eight pattern.

It’s science.

5. Bart - September 14, 2007

(. ) ( .)

6. composmentis - September 14, 2007

(*)(*)

Doing jumping jacks while wearing pasties.

7. kevlarchick - September 14, 2007

Jeebus.

8. compos mentis - September 14, 2007

Sorry kc, I couldn’t resist.

9. skinbad - September 14, 2007

A good scientific illustration to Dave’s post. That bra is not doing a very good job of supporting bouncing breasts.

10. Boob patrol - September 14, 2007

That’s not a bra – that’s a coupla bandaids tied together.

11. Sticky B - September 14, 2007

A little help over here. Uhhhh……..are those real or storebought?

12. Sticky B - September 14, 2007

Either way, they’re spectacular.

13. kevlarchick - September 14, 2007

I think they’re fake. But they are interesting.

14. Enas Yorl - September 14, 2007

Verdict: not fake. I’m an artist – we know these things.

15. Retired Geezer - September 14, 2007

Doing jumping jacks while wearing pasties.

Actual NSFW photo.

16. wiserbud - September 14, 2007

are those real or storebought?

And you care why?

17. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

I have thoroughly studied the motion of those boobs (spending several minutes in a highly meditative state staring at them) and according to my manly opinion – they are real.

Not that it makes any difference – they are boobs!

18. pajama momma - September 14, 2007

Now if the scientists had only cared about her she would have had better support. Sexist bastards.

19. harrison - September 14, 2007

Um…what was the question?

20. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

Now if the scientists had only cared about her she would have had better support.,/i>

PJ Momma,
I have to point out that you are making an flawed assumption that this woman
wants better support.

The way she is swinging them around, proves that support/constraints would impede her main objective of being able to swing them around.

21. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

Damn, forgot to close that italics tag!

22. pajama momma - September 14, 2007

all my assumptions are flawed. But really, swinging your boobs around like that is UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
Ahem, not that I’ve ever tried or anything.

23. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

Oh, and by the way, is it me, or has this woman invented the perpetual motion machine? Because I can see entropy in her marvelous eye-popping swinging.

24. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

Ahem, not that I’ve ever tried or anything.

Give it a try and we expect a report on this site by tomorrow morning at 9:00

with video
.
.
stills are acceptable

25. Michael - September 14, 2007

I’m casting my vote with Mr. M. — they’re real.

Not that I care. Either way, you wouldn’t want to date that girl unless you own a snorkel.

26. pajama momma - September 14, 2007

Either way, you wouldn’t want to date that girl unless you own a snorkel.
What on earth does that mean?

27. geoff - September 14, 2007

The figure eight pattern.

Technically known as a Lissajous pattern, where harmonic motion in one direction is superimposed with harmonic motion in an orthogonal direction. When one frequency is an integer multiple of the other, or especially if they are the same, we observe esthetically pleasing patterns such as that shown in the video data above.

In other words: nice orbits.

28. Sobek - September 14, 2007

Geoff, I don’t know if you realized compos just took a shot at your masculinity. See all those graphs and things? He’s saying those are not manly. You should challenge him to a fight.

29. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

You should challenge him to a fight.

Geoff, as a fellow Engineer, I got your back buddy!

Do it Geoff, apply force and motion to compos’ gonads!

30. Michael - September 14, 2007

Yeah Geoff. I’m surprised that you haven’t yet chosen to defend your honor.

I suggest a formal duel, like we just read about. Only not pistols.

Fecal particles at ten paces should settle the conflict.

Compos, I stand ready to serve as your second. Provided that we have the upwind position, of course.

31. Michael - September 14, 2007

Mr. M, if you are going to serve as Geoff’s second, then it is our duty to negotiate the terms of fart combat.

It seems to me that we can agree on one rule right away, to preserve our own safety as seconds.

NO OPEN FLAMES!

32. euphrosyne1115 - September 14, 2007

Mr. M, you are correct. Note that the “valley” of the cleavage is not a flat plane – natural breasts of that size form a gentle “v” where they meet, or at least a “u.”

And Kevlar, the dead giveaway is the continuity of the ripple through the tissue. Even primo implants maintain a separate, slightly offset rotating action when, well, jiggled.

Like Jello on springs.

33. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

NO OPEN FLAMES!

I accept those terms, but I want to specify that particle accelerators are acceptable along with any kind of fecal laser.

34. Retired Geezer - September 14, 2007

Even primo implants maintain a separate, slightly offset rotating action when, well, jiggled.

I did not know that.

And I call myself a Professional.

35. Michael - September 14, 2007

I accept those terms, but I want to specify that particle accelerators are acceptable along with any kind of fecal laser.

Done. I am confidant that my principal can easily and naturally overcome the effects of such technological trickery.

In return, I merely ask that our claim to an upwind position shall be unchallenged.

36. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

In return, I merely ask that our claim to an upwind position shall be unchallenged.

If you are wanting upwind, then we want to able to wear gas masks. We don’t want to be subjected to toxic fumes as your principle fries and crackles due to our fecal particle beam accelerator that will turn him into a piece crispy doo-doo.

37. Wickedpinto - September 14, 2007

I came into these coments intending to defining the difference between harmonics and sine’s in mechanical voice,

but then you went all Pixy with the bounce, and I laughed my ass off.

38. Mrs. Peel - September 14, 2007

Yeah, those are definitely real. Took me about 1 second to ascertain that.

39. Michael - September 14, 2007

Sir, I accept that gas masks are acceptable for the downwind position, provided that we may reach an accommodation on an acceptable venue.

May I have your consent that the State of Ohio is off limits? I believe that we should not put at risk the corn crop which is now nearing fruition.

40. Wickedpinto - September 14, 2007

Michael, I don’t know what you just said, I’m still a little rattled from my facial seismic orgasiation.

41. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

I came into these coments intending to defining the difference between harmonics and sine’s in mechanical voice,

Actually WP, that formula is not for a harmonic, it is for the sinusoidal oscillation created by a spring with a mass attached at the end and was moved from it’s steady state by the distance “y”,

A Harmonic is a multiple of a primary frequency. IE: if the primary frequency was say 60Hz, the the 1st order harmonic would be 120Hz, the 2nd would be 180Hz and so on.

And I could be wrong.

Now that I have demonstrated my geek side, here is the IB side: I like boobs!

42. Mr Minority - September 14, 2007

May I have your consent that the State of Ohio is off limits? I believe that we should not put at risk the corn crop which is now nearing fruition.

An ideal location would be the old nuclear testing grounds in the State of Nevada.

Let me confer with my principle and review the terms for acceptability with him.

Also, I would suggest that you inform Compos to up his Accidental Life Insurance and to check to see how much the will receive for the loss of his manhood.

43. Mrs. Michael - September 14, 2007

Yep. I figured they were real too.

I didn’t put much science or analysis to it.
They just seem to jiggle like real ones.

44. Wickedpinto - September 14, 2007

Most communication caputures occur outside of the initial freq.

and Yes, you are right Mr. Minority.

however, I do remember a practice by researchers, riding paralell freq’s, to use that as a comparisson of various encryption.

In my opinion, a VERY low level guy, I think that firefly pretty much garantee’d a near impossibility of decryption absent a key, and the key rotates every few hours, so you don’t just need a firefly key, you need a firefly key with the particular KEY of the moment.

really, My main MOS was virtually obsolete when I had it, though there was one thing they (the commands) should have listened to us about.

If the enemy has ONE key, that key is automaticaly updated, so the enemy will be able to listen in. A great many of us (the 181 people with my MOS) and others associated with it, tried, to force a Key response, at THAT TIME it was considered unneccessary, I hope it chaged.

45. euphrosyne1115 - September 15, 2007

43:

Good instinct.

It’s like “boing-a-roing-a-roing” instead of “pa-TOING pa-TOING.”

46. Wickedpinto - September 15, 2007

Harmonics, signal and sound, are all related.

Anything within the harmonic freq is an accepted harmonic in form.

I HATED voice com, I much prefered, the digiforms in my work, and I’m not good at the various sinusidal/harmonics within sines, or wave form sorta stuff.

That was way to messy for me.

I prefered the hard stuff, that was clean.

Yet you are ABSOLUTELY right Mr. Minority, I’m not arguing, except for my own preference 🙂

47. Wickedpinto - September 15, 2007

and yes I know I was simplifying..

48. Mr Minority - September 15, 2007

I HATED voice com, I much prefered, the digiforms in my work

Digital is clean and easy to work with, analog is a lot harder, but offers a lot more variations.

When I was an ET, I worked both, from Surface Search radars and 40KW Radio transmitters to portable radios. I worked from CW to SSB, from AM to FM to VHF to multiplexed microwave and found it all fun.

But when I was going through college, getting my EE degree, that is when I found designing analog circuitry a pain in the ass compared to digital.

49. geoff - September 15, 2007

It’s like “boing-a-roing-a-roing” instead of “pa-TOING pa-TOING.”

You’re getting sound with that gif?

I’ve got to upgrade my laptop.

50. Retired Geezer - September 15, 2007

The sound was in my head, just like she described it.

51. BrewFan - September 16, 2007

When I was an ET

Phone home!

52. BrewFan - September 16, 2007

What I find interesting is the lack of discussion as to what is causing the jigglin’ in the first place.

Homos (NTTAWWT).

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54. Sombra - November 25, 2007

I can flex mine and lift them up and down

55. BrewFan - November 25, 2007

Sure, Sombra, but talk is cheap. Have any pictures?

🙂

56. .....So Squishy.....Hey, your breast broke my jaw it's so huge..... - April 11, 2008

Sure, Sombra. Yet all I care about is that my girlfriend can sufficate me with her D-cups. Plus, to get that swinging started, normally you can flick them to move them, but my gf’s take a right hook to start.

57. .....So Squishy.....Hey, your breast broke my jaw it's so huge..... - April 11, 2008

By the way, if you really want nice vibrations, put that pic as your desktop pic. My whole laptop moved.

58. dr4 - April 11, 2008

How the hell do i keep missing all the good threads?

Heres some more tits. No nudity but they are quite nice:

59. Anonymous - May 20, 2008

I keep coming back to wacth. It’s like coffee excpet beautiful, bouncing, and damn, you know what, it isn’t like coffee at all.

60. Other woman - July 29, 2008

One is bigger than the other…

61. Jack - August 24, 2010

Hah by far the clearest way to teach that !! Should get some of the younger skool teachers to demonstraight 😛

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63. Mr. Matamoros - February 25, 2012

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64. Brave Badger - June 7, 2012

hey where did my comment from before go


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