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This Bear Is In Trouble September 30, 2007

Posted by Michael in News.
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How did he get there?

I think he probably tried to commit suicide when his team lost to Appalachia State, and then he lost his nerve.

Bear

If you haven’t seen it yet, check out the great photos and story of the bear stuck under the Rainbow Bridge, and his successful rescue, at Blog Idaho.

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1. BrewFan - September 30, 2007

It looks like he’s bearly hanging on!

2. PattyAnn - September 30, 2007

Was he rescued by the Claws of Life?

3. Wickedpinto - September 30, 2007

I blame bush.

4. BrewFan - September 30, 2007

What did the boy bear say to the girl bear?
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“Whats ursine?”

5. Wickedpinto - September 30, 2007

Jesus hates you for that brew.

6. BrewFan - September 30, 2007

I can’t help myself, WP.

7. lauraw - September 30, 2007

Brew, stop-you- you- dammit- it hurts-

*bangs thumb with a hammer*

OH SO MUCH BETTER

8. BrewFan - September 30, 2007

I admit those were some grizzly puns.

9. Katow-Jo - September 30, 2007

That’s my cousin!

10. Baxter - September 30, 2007

I will tell tales of your compassion

11. Katow-Jo - September 30, 2007

Go in peace Baxter. You will always be a friend of the bear.

12. Michael - September 30, 2007

I admit those were some grizzly puns.

In some quarters, a serial punner is considered lower than a Spudder.

Just sayin’.

13. BrewFan - September 30, 2007

I try not to panda to the audience

14. lauraw - September 30, 2007

*whistling*

*warming a dental tool over a can of sterno*

15. BrewFan - September 30, 2007

A wealthy lawyerMichael had a summer house in the backwoods of Maine. One weekend he invited a Czech friend to stay with him. The pair were out picking berries for breakfast when they were approached by two huge bears – one male, one female. the lawyer managed to escape but his friend was swallowed whole by the male bear.

The lawyerMichael drove to the sheriff’s and begged him to come and help his friend before it was too late. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and the two men drove back to the place of the attack. The bears were still there.

“He’s in that one, ” cried the lawyerMichael, pointing to the male bear, but the sheriff shot the female instead.

“What did you do that for?” screamed the lawyerMichael. “I said that he was in the other one.”

“Exactly,” said the sheriff. “Would you believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?”

16. Cathy - September 30, 2007

The photos were a read Kodiak moment.

17. Cathy - September 30, 2007

read => real

18. Wickedpinto - September 30, 2007

brew executed that with absolute genius.

19. lauraw - September 30, 2007

*licking a cactus, tears of relief streaming down face*

20. BrewFan - September 30, 2007

yeah Cathy! I’m going to paws and let you catch up.

21. Cathy - September 30, 2007

Brew, I asked Michael to fix mine, but he is bearly listening to me tonight.

22. BrewFan - September 30, 2007

Brew, I asked Michael to fix mine, but he is bearly listening to me tonight.

He’s probably hiding in the den.

23. Russ from Winterset - September 30, 2007

(my best bear joke, which isn’t saying much):

A guy decides to go bear hunting, so he goes down to the sporting goods store and asks the clerk “Hey, what’s a good gun for bear?” The clerk sells him a .30-30 carbine, and two weeks later he’s out in the woods on opening day. He’s sitting on a log overlooking the spot where a trail crosses a creek, but it’s a beautiful fall day and he falls asleep. He wakes to find a large bear tearing his clothes off, but instead of eating him, the bear proceeds to savagely sodomize him repeatedly. After he finishes, the bear breaks the gun over a rock and ambles off.

The hunter decides to go back and get even with that bear, so he goes to another sporting goods store and asks the clerk “Hey, I need a bear gun. It’s a big bear, so I’d better get something pretty powerful.” The clerk sells him a .300 Winchester Magnum, and he’s off to the woods the next morning. He finds a spot uphill from the spot where the bear ambushed him, but it’s another beautiful day, and he falls asleep. Same thing happens; the bear gives him the business, breaks his rifle, and ambles off.

Now the guy’s frothing at the mouth. He drives to the biggest gun store in the state & tells the clerk “I’m going after the biggest g-ddamn bear you’ve ever seen, and I need a BIG GUN!” The clerk goes in the back room, and 15 minutes later comes out with a dusty old box. “This is a .458 Magum that we ordered for a guy who was going on safari in Africa about 20 years ago, but he never came back in to pick it up.” He goes home, gets a good night’s rest & heads back out to the woods before dawn.

This time he’s determined to stay awake. He drinks two pots of coffee, and keeps poking himself in the hand with his hunting knife every time his eyes start to drift shut. None of it helps, and he drifts off to sleep again. This time, he wakes up to find the bear sitting on the log next to him drinking a cup of coffee from his thermos. The bear looks at him and says:

“Hey, buddy. We should probably talk about this. (pause) Tell me the truth: You don’t really come here for the hunting, do you?”

24. Cathy - September 30, 2007

He’s probably hiding in the den. bearakading the door.

25. skinbad - October 1, 2007

I think he probably tried to commit suicide when his team lost to Appalachia State, and then lost his nerve.

His team losing to K-State would be more likely.

26. PattyAnn - October 1, 2007

“bearakading”

I’m very impressed with that one. So creative makes me want to cry.

27. Sticky B - October 1, 2007

This picture is likely a metaphor for the Baylor-Colorado contest this weekend.


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