Most Terrifying Foods in the World November 30, 2007Posted by Retired Geezer in Man Laws.
I’m afraid of expired milk, lime jello and Tuna Casserole. Guess I’ve led a sheltered life.
What the hell is it?
Ahhh, Lutefisk. After the larvae-ridden cheese, it’s a blessed relief to sample a clean, down-to-earth Scandinavian recipe.
A little too clean.
Lutefisk is a traditional Norwegian dish featuring cod that has been steeped for many days in a solution of lye, until its flesh is caustic enough to dissolve silver cutlery.
Wait, it gets worse …
For those of you who don’t know, lye (potassium hydroxide/sodium hydroxide) is a powerful industrial chemical used for cleaning drains, killing plants, de-budding cow horns, powering batteries and manufacturing biodiesel. Contact with lye can cause chemical burns, permanent scarring, blindness or total deliciousness, depending on whether you pour it onto a herring or your own face. Or, so the lutefisk industry would have us believe.
Cats Are Gay November 30, 2007Posted by Pupster in Man Laws, Women Ranting.
Tags: Get a room
H/T: SarahW at Protein Wisdom Pub
Cows With Guns November 29, 2007Posted by Michael in Sports.
It only gets scary when the Chickens in Choppers join the fray.
Another Old Fart Puts the Smackdown on Some Punk November 29, 2007Posted by daveintexas in Crime.
Fought him off mostly. But he sure as hell wasn’t taking any shit off of him.
“I don’t know how I got the power,” said the victim, Reinaldo Herrera.
It was a setup, by the victim’s nephew. Police arrested him and the assailant, 21 year old Santos Zelaya.
Pain train. Good for you sir.
Christmas Gift Idea November 29, 2007Posted by Michael in Humor.
You can count on me to make your holiday shopping easy. Who would not want one of these?
We’re Number 51! November 28, 2007Posted by skinbad in News.
Yewts are feelin’ mightly low. Utah ranks dead-last in depressed people.
Michael? Eddie? R.G.? Lipstick and Sobek? Sorry for you as well. The bottom ten: Wyoming, Ohio, Missouri, Idaho, Oklahoma, Nevada, Rhode Island, Kentucky, West Virginia, and Utah.
I had my own angle on the study, but realized lack of Spurwing Plover and Wickedpinto comments would affect all states equally. So I had to toss that theory.
I guess I come here for therapy sometimes. Thanks for that.
Sinistar Exposes Plagiarist November 28, 2007Posted by Michael in News.
It happens, but you don’t normally expect it to be so blatant.
As you can see, he made a few tiny changes, and used the same pic, but its pretty much my post. From there, I learned that Pat found out Seventh Son stole my post when he discovered that his own guest-post at Ankle Biting Pundits was also plagiarized by Seventh Son. Seventh Son ain’t subtle. And of course, he has no comments on his site, and no way to contact him. Nice, right?
Honey, I’m Home! November 27, 2007Posted by Lipstick in Women Ranting.
And you’d better have the house clean and dinner ready!
Check out some old ads that would create boycotts and protests today. Special Bonus: spanking included.
Ahh, the good old days. . .
Oh dayum November 27, 2007Posted by daveintexas in Crime.
Christmas tempts me. Yes it does.
One of My Fondest Christmas Memories November 27, 2007Posted by daveintexas in Crime, Music, Philosophy, Women Ranting.
Fun starts around #29. I think we kept this up for a few days.
UPDATE: a couple of you morons added some new entries to the thread.
Christmas! It’s a magical time of the year!