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Cows With Guns November 29, 2007

Posted by Michael in Sports.

It only gets scary when the Chickens in Choppers join the fray.

Blog Idaho: Cows With Guns


1. Mr Minority - November 29, 2007

The Guru head commie instigator cow deserves to be meat patties, the others are just dim-witted proletariat goober cows making a bad choice.

2. Retired Geezer - November 29, 2007

GLAR, Skinbad said he wanted that Che readin’ bovine, Medium.

3. dr4 - November 29, 2007

funny stuff. i had heard the song years ago, but the animation is new to me

This is kinda funny – The Rake:


4. cranky - November 29, 2007

Cow Tse Tongue.


5. Mr Minority - November 29, 2007

You ought to read how he created the song:
” awoke at about 5:30AM one August morning in 1994 from a strange dream. Bovine revolutionaries had just taken Omaha in the most significant defeat of the US military since Red Cloud dusted Custer. The story was told in a simple countryesque tune with an over abundance of weak rhymes and low blow puns. I immediately rose to scribble down the 14 or so verses I remembered from the dream.

Several hours later my girlfriend found me in the parking lot writing in my notebook. We were about to leave on a trip where I was to meet her folks for the first time.

“Are you OK?” she asked.

“Oh, yeah, just writing a new tune”.

“Let me hear it, perhaps you can play it for Mom and Dad this afternoon.”

I sang her the tune.

“Maybe not.””

6. eddiebear - November 29, 2007

Hell, I’m worried about the pigs with machetes.

7. Russ from Winterset - November 29, 2007

What about sheep with tactical nukes?

8. Russ from Winterset - November 29, 2007

You know what? That was probably a little over the top. It’s not too likely that animals that keep getting their heads stuck in the lot fences could master the development of tactical nukes.

Claymore mines? Yeah, I could see that; but the whole nuke thing was a bit of a reach. Sorry about that.

9. Mr Minority - November 29, 2007

Cows, sheep and pigs with weapons don’t worry me as much as hyper nervous squirrels with cluster bombs.

I think I shit my pants thinking about that.

10. Bart - November 29, 2007

Anyone watching the game? It’s 20-10 cowboys, btw.

I tried a few internet streaming sources but my DSL is too slow.

I did a get a decent vid working, but no sound.

11. Amish regrets signing up with the O. Henry Cable Company - November 29, 2007

I just switched to cable so i lost the NFL Network. Which blows cause it was the only station i watched.

I did it to get cable internet. Now my download speeds are good, but my upload rate is shit. I visit a lot of torrent sites that keep up with your share ratio so this is like having the worlds largest dick and not being able to get it up.

12. Bart - November 29, 2007

Well, if you want to watch the game w/o audio…

It will automatically start your Windows Media Player.

13. Bart - November 29, 2007


14. dr4 - November 29, 2007

I got nuthin.

I only have a 3 Mb connection. Which should be more than enough for the little shit that i do online – if it worked.

My best speed DL today has been 105 kbsps. Usually its much better than that.

On even the best days if i upload more than 23 kbsps my connection bogs down and becomes unusable.

Its fantastic.

15. Bart - November 29, 2007

It takes a few minutes.

16. Bart - November 29, 2007

Just open the page and wait for it. After a few minutes, I was about to give up and then my WMP started.

17. dr4 - November 29, 2007

NFL.com is streaming it.


It has sound and it started right up. Worth clicking on if you still dont have sound. On the other hand Bryant Gumble is one of the announcers

18. Tushar D - November 29, 2007

There is a reason we don’t mess with cows.

19. dr4 - November 29, 2007


20. Bart - November 29, 2007


This is a good game.

My connection is too slow for the nfl.com stream. Too many pauses/buffering.

21. dr4 - November 29, 2007

just to clarify – TO wasnt intercepted. He bobbled the ball in the endzone and GB ended up with it.

Then i ate a PBJ sandwich i missed some shit and now the cowboys have the ball again

22. Mrs. Peel - November 29, 2007

I dunno, Tush, I’d say cow + gun = delicious. Beef – it’s what’s for dinner.

Night y’all. Enjoy your game.

23. Michael - November 29, 2007


Man, Cathy and I got a great deal for dinner tonight at our club. Six course chef’s tasting menu (Salad with Puff Pastry, Chicken, Chilean Sea Bass, Filet Mignon, Pork Loin, & Chocolate Mousse Dessert), wine with every course, sommelier present from the wine distributor to explain the wine, the vintner and their style, and how it was matched with the food.

Fifty bucks each (plus tip).

Fifty bucks!

You could not buy that meal on either coast for less than $175.

24. Bart - November 29, 2007

I heard that Chilean Sea Bass makes you impotent.

Just saying.

25. Michael - November 29, 2007

I heard that Chilean Sea Bass makes you impotent.

That’s true, but the Ice Wine with dessert was an antidote.

26. Michael - November 29, 2007

Besides, after putting two kids through college, I’m not really concerned about my potency.

27. Bart - November 29, 2007

Did you see that hit?!?!

28. Bart - November 29, 2007

Yay, the Cowboys covered!

29. Poor White Amish - November 29, 2007

i dont hink ive ever spent more than 20 bucks on a meal per person in my life.

Dont know what a ‘tasting menu’ is. Dont know what ‘vintner’ means. Never eaten Puff Pastry, Chilean Sea Bass, Filet Mignon, or Chocolate Mousse. Never eaten at a place that has a Chef for that matter. Unless you count Boyardee. The only wine i drink is home made.

If i wanted to stretch a bit, i bet i could eat for a month on $175.

Heres the soundtrack for people like me:


30. Michael - November 30, 2007

Heres the soundtrack for people like me

Oh boo hoo, you poor fuckin’ white trash. Don’t play that poor-snob card with me. I’ve spent my time living in a 50×12 mobile home, and using USDA Food Stamps to live on.

Dont know what a ‘tasting menu’ is. Dont know what ‘vintner’ means.

Tell you what, you sorry-ass bastard. Raise the money for a Greyhound bus ticket to Columbus for the IBSBP. Blow some hobos or something to get the cash. When you get here, I will serve you the best cuisine on earth. Yes, I’m talking about Dave’s Afterburner Chili. You can choose an appropriate wine from my collection. I’ll help with this.

Don’t worry about accommodations. The bedrooms are taken, but you can sleep in my garage. It’s heated. Just don’t touch my bike.

31. Bart - November 30, 2007

Can we please go one full day without talking about chili?

32. Michael - November 30, 2007

Bart, you’re pissing me of too. You gripe because we have nothing left to talk about, and then you attempt to exclude the single most interesting topic on this site.

33. Bart - November 30, 2007

You’re drunk.

Go to bed.

34. Michael - November 30, 2007

Well, that’s not true. The single most interesting topic on this site has been boobs. But I think, given my recent excessive pandering for Japanese boob traffic, that we need to give the boob thing a rest.

35. Michael - November 30, 2007

You’re drunk. Go to bed.

Good night, Bart. God bless you.

36. What About Amish? - November 30, 2007

The bedrooms are taken, but you can sleep in my garage. It’s heated.


mind if i bring the rest of the kin?

You can choose an appropriate wine from my collection.

dont sweat it man. I’ll bring my own.

“Whats the word?”


Whats the price?”

A Dollar – Twice

37. eddiebear - November 30, 2007

$50 each? That’s not bad. When I take the Missus out, she loves a few places here that have the Prix Fixe deal. A few are French, one is Brasilian, one is German and one is Japanese (she hates Italian). We never leave one of those places without blowing at least $100 each. And I don’t even touch the booze at those places.

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