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U.K. Schools Told to Emasculate Encourage Boys to Play Netball and Dance December 27, 2007

Posted by Michael in News.

 The cause of “gender equality” has prompted insanity in England:

Schools have been told to encourage boys to play netball and take dancing lessons in a bid to promote “gender equality”.

See, it perpetuates sexism if boys continue to favor games that are rowdy and allow them to run around like little beasts.

The move which sees boys moving on to the traditionally female netball court is part of a Government drive to ensure that school children are more ‘gender balanced’.

They also want to force more girls into science classes, and make sure the schools are are actively challenging gender stereotypes which might cause young children to incorrectly suspect that boys and girls are different.

Every local authority in the country had to publish a “gender equality scheme” earlier this year to meet new anti-discrimination legislation.

You can read the whole article, which is linked below, if you’re in the mood to barf.

Schools told to encourage boys to play netball and dance to ‘balance gender’ | the Daily Mail


1. Myron - December 27, 2007

Fuckin’ limies. But then they think soccer is fun. And cricket, whatever the fuck that is. So now they want the boys to play girls basketball. Hell, even the WNBA don’t play girls basketball. Maybe some of the little blighters (we watch BBCAmerica) will play the game the way it’s meant to be played. You know, elbows to the ribs, knees to the crotch, fingers in the eye. And dance class????

2. mesablue - December 27, 2007

Hook em Aggies!!!

3. wiserbud - December 27, 2007

Hook em Aggies!!! Faggies!!!!

Fixed that for ya.

4. cranky - December 27, 2007

Where do they meet for the mandatory castration? Is it covered under the National Health Care Plan and is there a co-pay?

The fuckwit who came up with this idea needs to be beaten to death. I’m serious. You can’t just laugh at their stupid ideas derisively because they have no shame and conceptually they cannot imagine a world in which they might be wrong about anything so the only recourse is to begin killing them.

Churchill would be bashing in their skulls right about now.

5. lauraw - December 27, 2007

There’s a glass case in the front of my register that contains a collection of toy antique delivery trucks.

No female child has ever tried to get into it. It might as well be invisible to them. But the boys…they are drawn to it like flies to honey.

I’m talking about little boy babies still in their didies, barely toddling. I have to wipe the fingerprints and drool off the glass after they leave.

There is a difference between the genders, and an overt attempt to stamp out the way of nature will be met with bad consequences.

6. dr4 - December 27, 2007

Heres something cool that somebody just linked to at Hot Air:


Its a test to see which presidential candidate has views closest to your own.

I was closest to

1) Duncan Hunter
2) Mitt Romney (at least with whatever positions he’s taken today)
3) Ron Paul (because im a bircheresque crank)

Kinda neat.

7. mesablue - December 27, 2007

Wow, the Aggies are kicking ASU’s butt.

8. daveintexas - December 27, 2007

you fucker

9. mesablue - December 27, 2007

Aren’t you supposed to get up and do a dance and then kiss your girl when they score?

10. wiserbud - December 27, 2007

okay, I thought the Aggies comment was about the actual topic.

So…ummmm….never mind?

11. Pupster - December 27, 2007

Special Fred, McCain, Romney.

That is a pretty neat quiz Amish.

12. Mr Minority - December 27, 2007

Thank God they don’t make them play clarinet! That would turn them into real fudge packing sissy boys!!

13. wiserbud - December 27, 2007


14. dr4 - December 27, 2007

I dint notice that you could ‘weight’ the answers before.

Think i’ll try it again.

15. Sobek - December 27, 2007

My top three: Huck, Romney, Thompson.

I guess Huck got extra points when I told the quiz that I want a candidate to raise my taxes and tell me that’s what Jesus would do.

16. skinbad - December 28, 2007

unweighed: Ron Paul, Rudy, McCain
weighted: McCain, Rudy, Fred

I don’t know what to say. I feel like asking RWS to hold me.

17. eddiebear - December 28, 2007

I did the unweighted only.
Fred, Rudy and Mitt.

18. Myron - December 28, 2007

Here’s the ideal presidential candidate.

19. Pupster - December 28, 2007

“I feel like asking RWS to hold me.”

Second look at McCain!

20. kevlarchick - December 28, 2007

I doubt any boy on this blog can dance.


21. daveintexas - December 28, 2007

You don’t think I can bust a move?

A ligament?

22. composmentis - December 28, 2007

I doubt any boy on this blog can dance.

That’s not very nice. I gots me some rhythm, especially when I’m inebriated.

23. Michael - December 28, 2007

What I hate is when my kids imitate me dancing.

Children can be so cruel.

24. daveintexas - December 28, 2007

is it a Frankenstein sorta thing Mike?

check your email counselor, regarding the IBSBP

25. geoff - December 28, 2007

What I hate is when my kids imitate me dancing.

Or those freakin’ epileptics.

God they’re mean.

26. Sobek - December 28, 2007

I got a medal in ballroom dancing and two in latin dancing. So I got that going for me.

27. Cathy - December 28, 2007

What I hate is when my kids imitate me dancing. Children can be so cruel.

Michael, it only feels cruel if we take ourselves seriously.

They have laughed at me about the cut of the jeans I’ve worn, the length of my slacks, shoes, clothing and jewelry selections, socks, hair styles… you name it. Daughter and I still have a running joke about a hoodie sweater I wear. I jump right in to the ridicule and call her and leave a message on her voice mail when I wear it.

We heavily influenced their spunky attitudes and the virtue of honesty and can proudly take ownership of much of what they do to us.

I wouldn’t trade either of ’em!

28. John Belushi - December 28, 2007


29. John - December 28, 2007

Michael: Perhaps we should take up a collection to ship copies of Dangerous Book for Boys over to the UK?

dr4: My choice came out to be (in order): Fred Thompson, Mitt Romney, Dennis Kucinich. Beats me how flake-boy got 3rd. Fred I could vote for, but never Romney. Eh, I’m voting for Rudy in the primary so damn USA Today!!!

30. Andy - January 18, 2008

I have to pass this one on, it just about sums it up 🙂
Bear in mind we are all sick of the twats in power over here as well.

In the year 2007, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Woy-Woy, Australia and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.

You need to build another Ark and have 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.

You have 6 months to build the Ark before I start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights”.

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard – but no Ark.

“Noah!” He roared, “I’m about to start the rain !!!! Where is the Ark

“Forgive me, Lord,” begged Noah, “but things have changed.

I needed a building permit.

I’ve been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.

My neighbours claim that I’ve violated the neighbourhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations.

We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.

Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark’s move to the sea.

I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they wouldn’t listen.

Then I had problems getting the wood.

There’s a ban on cutting local trees in order to save an endangered species of bandicoot.

I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the bandicoots but no go !!!!

When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me for confining wild animals against their will.

They said it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the local council ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark until they’d conducted an Environmental impact study on your proposed flood.

I’m still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many indigenous people I’m supposed to hire for my building crew.

The Immigration department is checking the status of most of the people who want to work and I’ve even had a letter from Amanda Vanstone asking about my ethnic background !!!!

The trades unions say I can’t use my sons.

They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, the Taxation Department has seized all my assets, claiming I’m trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark..

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow stretched across the sky.

Noah looked up in wonder and asked, “You mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”

“No,” said the Lord. “The Government beat me to it.”

31. lauraw - January 18, 2008


32. Michael - January 18, 2008

Thanks Andy!

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