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Lead Poisoning January 28, 2008

Posted by skinbad in Music.

Lots of talk about armament in the thread below. I think careful readers have all learned something–namely, no sudden movements around Russ. Michael has been trying to keep what he’s bringing to the pistol party under wraps. I did a little digging though and figured it out:


Sights are fully adjustable. Pull a little if you’re too high; push a little if too low.

A little more research shows that reeds are $13.50 for a pack of five at Moffat’s Music Emporium. If you buy them at the range it will run you $18.88. FYI.

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1. BrewFan - January 28, 2008

hahahahaha! Have clarinet, will travel!

2. Will - January 28, 2008

And if you don’t have time for sight adjustment, you can just lip it up or down.

3. Michael - January 28, 2008

I look back, and I think to myself, “Self, whatever possessed you to bring up your youthful musical career in a public forum?”

Don’t post drunk, people. Just don’t do it.

4. skinbad - January 28, 2008

Those prices on reeds seem high. Probably not “range” reeds.

5. Observer Michael - January 28, 2008

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he blow six notes or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is The Kenny G Eliminator, the most powerful clarinet in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

6. mesablue - January 28, 2008

That will look perfect on his utility belt.

Not sure how the range employees will take it, though.

7. eddiebear - January 28, 2008

Are earplugs mandatory?

8. daveintexas - January 28, 2008

A bassoonderrbluss!


9. Michael - January 28, 2008

I hate you all. Winston is right about you people — you’re insensitive and cruel to minorities, like Lutherans.

10. BrewFan - January 28, 2008

You ain’t no minority where I live!

11. lauraw - January 28, 2008

#5 owes me two articles of clothing, plus a chair cushion and carpet cleaner.

12. PattyAnn - January 28, 2008

I want to see him cock that.

13. wiserbud - January 28, 2008


14. wiserbud - January 28, 2008

Any bets that this is what Michael’s first clarinet looked like (minus the stock) after the first time his dad heard him playing it?

15. pajama momma - January 28, 2008

PattyAnn, is this how you act at other people’s blogs? I thought you knew better?

*hides face in shame*

16. Dex - January 28, 2008
17. daveintexas - January 28, 2008

this is the funniest shit evah.

I had nothing to do with it. I’m an innocent… WHOAH

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