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Chicks Who Love Guns February 9, 2008

Posted by Michael in Women Ranting.

A tribute to the IB Gun-Loving Wimmens.

Thanks to Cathy.



1. cranky - February 9, 2008

I wonder how many cameramen were killed in the filming of this otherwise quite arousing (geez, I was typing this before they through up that little in memoriam thing) video. Trigger discipline ladies. Trigger discipline.

2. lauraw - February 9, 2008

Sobek doesn’t have a more recent post to spam so I guess I have to dump this here.


3. lauraw - February 9, 2008
4. Sobek - February 9, 2008

The top headline on BBC Persian right now is about Barack Obama.


5. Cathy - February 9, 2008

^Quite informative, Sobek. Thaaanks.

6. Sobek - February 9, 2008

The link was more for the pic than for the text.

Of course, I also like looking at non-linguists with withering disdain, so I have that going for me.

7. Sobek - February 9, 2008

In that link to BBC Persian, on the left side of the screen, there’s a link to another story called “Barack Obama: Senator or Rock Star?”

8. Michael - February 9, 2008

Erm, Sobek, not everybody here is studying Farsi.

In fact, there is only one person here who is sick enough to study Farsi as a form of entertainment.

That would be you.

9. Michael - February 9, 2008

That reminds me — who is the wanker that was reading trigonometry for fun? Was that Geoff? Sobek?

Whoever it was, I intended to ban his ass from IB on the grounds of hopeless wankerosity. I just never got around to it.

Who was that?

*finger on the ban button*

10. Sobek - February 9, 2008

Um, I’m gonna go with Geoff.

11. Bob Smith - February 9, 2008

Yep. Definitely Geoff. Ban him! Ban him!

12. Russ from Winterset - February 9, 2008

You notice that the chick with the Beretta 9mm was the only one (other than shotgun chick) who actually bothered to hold the shoulder stock against her shoulder? All the others were just wasting rounds.

Which brings me to my major problem with full automatic fire: it’s inefficient. Most of them took a full magazine (approx. 30 rounds) to hit a teddy bear or cookie jar once or twice. That’s fine, if you’re being attacked by a single teddy bear, but what happens if you get swarmed by 20 or 30 of them? Most people don’t have 900 rounds sitting ready to load up, so you’d better go ahead and buy the bayonet that goes with that full auto gun while you’re at it, because you’re gonna need it.

13. Dave in Texas - February 9, 2008

I don’t care. I just miss you all tonight.

Dave is sad.

14. Muslihoon - February 9, 2008

Heh. “Democrat” in Farsi is “Damukraat” while “Republican” is “Jamhureekhaah”. Strange that they would translate “Republican” but simply transfer “Democrat”. (Urdu does not translate either: Democrat is Deemukrayt and Republican is Reepablikan.)

15. Muslihoon - February 9, 2008

Oh, and BBC Urdu doesn’t discuss the US at all. I clicked on the “Elections 2008” button on BBC Urdu and it took me to the page on Pakistan’s elections in 2008. Greedy folks. No mention of the US! (Oh, there were a few terrorist attacks recently in Pakistan, so that may explain why America is on the backburner at BBC Urdu: lots is going on in Pakistan itself.)

Jang, one of Pakistan’s oldest and prestigious Urdu newspapers, had a story on its website on America’s election progress, focusing on the aforementioned Deemukrayts. The funny thing is that they have a picture of Obama and Hillary…in which Hillary is wiping away tears. Hah!

16. Sobek - February 9, 2008

Yeah, that is strange. Also, aren’t people who don’t know any Farsi total dorkwads? That’s totally what I think.

17. Muslihoon - February 9, 2008

Here the pic. (Scroll down a bit.)

18. Michael - February 9, 2008

Dave is sad.

Fuck you, Dave. Don’t pull that pity shit here just to make the IB Wimmens like you more than they already do. Fuck you.

19. Bart - February 10, 2008

You notice that the chick with the Beretta 9mm…

Do you know what she calls her Beretta?

Yep, that’s right.


20. Dave in Texas - February 10, 2008

Ok, I miss everyone except Michael.

Also I farted on your pillow before I left. Enjoy.

21. lauraw - February 10, 2008

Fuck you, Dave. Don’t pull that pity shit here

Well, THAT’S endearing. It’s a real mystery why chicks don’t like ya…

22. Russ from Winterset - February 10, 2008

Dave, was it one of those memory foam pillows?

Because, as Wickedpinto observed last year, that’s the gift that just keeps on giving.

23. Cathy - February 10, 2008

You lovelies crack me up.

24. daveintexas - February 10, 2008

I lied about the truffles too.


25. Cathy - February 10, 2008

I lied about the truffles too.

Now that’s off your chest…

Mr. & Mrs. Sobek gave us truffles too.

I hid them.


26. Robert - February 11, 2008

All you need to do is to check out the hot ladies of the IDF! πŸ™‚ WHOOOOOOO totally hot! πŸ™‚


27. Robert - February 11, 2008

And lucky for me I am going to Israel in September WHOOOOO! πŸ™‚

28. funaticus.com - February 25, 2008

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