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Thieves Steal 100 Tons of Chocolate Spread February 27, 2008

Posted by daveintexas in Crime, Women Ranting.

Any bets on gender?


1. Cathy - February 27, 2008

Gimme all the chocolate an’ nobody gets hurt!!

2. wiserbud - February 27, 2008

Anybody checked on PJMomma’s whereabouts at the time of the robbery?

3. lauraw - February 27, 2008

Chocolate spread? Better not have been Nutella!

**Runs to the store to hoard Nutella**

4. eddiebear - February 27, 2008

If the chocolate is Lindt, then I’m guilty.

5. TXMarko - February 27, 2008

Yumm… Icing! I wonder if it will be cheaper than retail when it finally shows up on the black market.

6. skinbad - February 27, 2008

Nutella on hot, buttered toast. That was a staple of my younger days. Haven’t had it for a long time.

7. kevlarchick - February 27, 2008

Nutella ROCKS! On graham crackers.

8. dr4 - February 27, 2008

Any bets on gender?

well since Rosie O’Donnell was the likely culprit I’d be afraid to take that bet.

9. lauraw - February 27, 2008

Oh man, eddiebear, those lindt truffles…yow. How much rich, satisfying fat can you cram into something and still get away with calling it candy…

10. eddiebear - February 27, 2008

We have an international store near us that specializes in foreign stuff. We can get the white chocolate and the truffles at a reasonable price.

It is my wife’s favorite, and I’m in the tank for it was well.

11. Muslihoon - February 27, 2008

Do they have Movenpick icecream, eddiebear? It’s the best icecream. But not available in the US.

12. Lipstick - February 27, 2008

Lindt cognac chocolate bars.


13. sandy burger - February 27, 2008

By the way, am I the only American on earth who digs vegemite?

14. eddiebear - February 27, 2008

^yes. My wife brought some back from Australia.



I’ll look for you. I’m not sure.

15. wiserbud - February 27, 2008

Of all the things I must avoid for medical reason, Lindt truffles are the absolute worst

16. k,muyt - February 27, 2008

i have no idea what lindt truffles are.

jesus i am drunk. i accidentally cut myself at work today. bled like a stuck pig.

Thinking about seeing Robin trower. he’s coming to town. Anybody remember him?

Heres some BOC:

i may be rambling.

17. k,muyt - February 27, 2008

what the hell is goiinf on people?

am i thre onl;y one here?

18. k,muyt - February 27, 2008

how about some dr john?

19. k,muyt - February 27, 2008

Im WaLKIN.,WALKIN TO new orleans, i want to walk you home,



20. sandy burger - February 27, 2008

Yeah, everybody’s been absent from the internet lately. There must be something exciting happening in the big blue room. I didn’t get the invite.

21. sandy burger - February 27, 2008

Heres some BOC

For some stupid reason, I assumed you meant Boards of Canada. Anyhow, one of my favorite Blue Oyster Cult songs is Summer of Love.

22. Bart - February 27, 2008

This is all we have to show for today?

A few stinky comments about chocolate?

Step it up, people; Bart is not amused.

23. dr4 - February 27, 2008

Two buddies, Bob and Larry, were getting very drunk at a bar
when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.

“Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!”

Bob says, “Don’t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.”So they stay for another
couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time.

“You reek of alcohol and you’ve puked all over yourself! My God, you’re disgusting!”

Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says “Nowainaminit, I can e’splain everythin. Itsh snot wha yew think. I
only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on
me…he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said hes was verrry sorry an’ gave me twenn ie bucks for the cleaning

His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, “But this is forty

“Oh, yeah.. I almos’ fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.”

24. dr4 - February 27, 2008

w3ll my fifth is gone.

night folks.

ps “this aint the summer of love’ is a very good boc song sandy. good ear,

25. PattyAnn - February 27, 2008

Sandy, is vegemite similar to Marmite? ‘Cause I like Marmite.

26. Mrs. Peel - February 27, 2008

You’re wrong, Musli! Wrong, I say! Blue Bell ice cream is the best! Prepare for battle!

Random: Jason’s Deli is now eliminating high fructose corn syrup from their menu. I’m guessing that means that they will have to stop serving any soft drinks other than Dublin Dr. Pepper (which they actually had last time I went there).

27. PattyAnn - February 28, 2008

Mrs. Peel, Blue Bell is the best.

28. lauraw - February 28, 2008

Pshaw. My homemade peach ice cream will make you weep and get naked.

I don’t know what that means.

29. sandy burger - February 28, 2008

Yeah, vegemite and marmite are similar. Yeasty goodness!

30. Muslihoon - February 28, 2008

I shall have to order some of that icecream. But 119 is a little much. (No distributor in IL.)

On the other hand, there is Oberweiss of which I have heard a lot.

31. skinbad - February 28, 2008

Homemade peach ice cream recipe? Give it up, lady.

32. Dave in Texas - February 28, 2008

>> will make you weep and get naked.

Those seem to be in the wrong order to me.

33. lauraw - February 28, 2008

It’s at home. If I remember I’ll dig it up and post it. The odds are 50/50, frankly. Got a wicked case of the forgetties today. Why did I walk into that other room? No idea.

34. marco lombardozzi - February 28, 2008

robin trower was suppose 2 b the next hendrix after jimi passed away other then his time w/procal harum n his bidge of sighs solo lp i haven’t heard much of him the night tripper was in jersey not 2 long ago as 4 BOC u’d think w/the influx of the resurging old rock bands ud hear more them not 1 of my favs then again somex’s its best 2 leave well enough alone n remember them in their glory saw johnny winter w/edger n rick derringer in jersey this past fall n other then hwy 61 revisited it was sad n shocking 2 watch him assisted out 2 a chair where he sat all thru his set altough the guy is a legend it honestly looked as if he’s got 1 foot in the grave n 1 on a banana peel he was so frail unlike his bro edger

35. eddiebear - February 28, 2008

^What in the hell are you talking about?!?

I have more insightful discussions with a roll of toilet paper.

36. marco lombardozzi - February 28, 2008

oh sorry eddibear i didnt incld ur generation in my comments bout my generations music should i have discussed robert goulet or liberace or glenn miller help me 2 b more insightful so that u dont feel left out lol by the way did anyone ever tell u that ur pic looks like dick nixon on his nomination back in 72?

37. skinbad - February 28, 2008


Shed some light for us, buddy. Mrs. Peel is a cute young lady and recently went to Rome. She said the Italian men couldn’t be bothered to give her lewd looks or pinch her ass. What’s up with that? Are Italian men becoming pussies? Just curious.


Your American Friend

38. Muslihoon - February 28, 2008

The way European men dress, I’d say they’re gay.

39. eddiebear - February 28, 2008

^no, they are crypto mamas boys and homos

40. eddiebear - February 28, 2008

36: that’s the point of my avatar.

BTW, I am 33, so “my generation” is not what you think.

41. eddiebear - February 28, 2008

I meant 39 as a response to Skinny.

42. PattyAnn - February 28, 2008


43. marco lombardozzi - February 28, 2008

40: try a different pose u look like some 1 just enter ur hersey h’wy n ur happy bout it

44. Sobek - February 28, 2008

Marco, quanti anni hai?

45. Lipstick - February 28, 2008

My guess is 13

46. Mr Minority - February 28, 2008


Probably a good guess, seeing as he types his comments as he would texting on a phone.

47. pajama momma - February 28, 2008

Random: Jason’s Deli is now eliminating high fructose corn syrup from their menu.

That’s awesome! I’d love to find places out here like that.

I think Dave stole the chocolate to give it to his wimmins.

48. pajama momma - February 28, 2008

marco, y r u saving letters r u going 2 make a necklace?

49. eddiebear - February 28, 2008


Nice to see you go for the gay jokes a little too easily.

50. Muslihoon - February 29, 2008

ur happy bout it

If he were Canadian (who aren’t people, thankyouverymuch), would he have written “boot”?


51. eddiebear - February 29, 2008

^naw. I doubt he even knows where Canada is.

52. geoff - February 29, 2008

So “marco” is really Bart, isn’t he?

53. Dave in Texas - February 29, 2008


Laura, walk back into the other room and sit down. That is where the “oh I remember” switch is located.

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