Snow Storm Worries March 8, 2008Posted by Michael in Personal Experiences.
There are two things that concern me about a snow storm that leaves you temporarily confined to your home.
1. Power outages (AEP service is very unreliable in this area).
2. Marauding Yeti.
The power has been fine so far, and we have some firewood anyway. But those Yeti can be scary.
As a precautionary measure, I just put this sign in my front yard:
ATTENTION MARAUDING YETI!
The occupants of this house are armed.
With .45 caliber hollow-point ammunition.
Try Bob’s house next door. He is a liberal.
I hope they can read.