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Why Can’t Pretty Girls Smile? April 26, 2008

Posted by Michael in News.
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Pajama Mama has a touching story about her kid.

Which leads her to decry the ascendancy of the pouty look.

I can think of few things more calming to the soul than laughter. Of course, as an over-thinker this got me going. I was at the zoo looking at all the pretty women there and every single one of them had something in common. They couldn’t smile. None of them. The M.I.L.F’s, the 20 something’s that will grow up to be M.I.L.F’s and the teenagers all had the same pouty, miserable expression.

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Why Can’t Pretty Girls Smile? « The Hostages: Stop Crying Or We’ll Give You Something To Cry About

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1. BrewFan - April 27, 2008

pajama mama
you can smile because you’re hot
and you have nice boobs

2. Michael - April 27, 2008

pajama mama
smiles about her big hooters
me and Brewfan drool

3. S. Weasel - April 27, 2008

Weasel smiles a lot.
These teeth cost me a FORTUNE.
But beautiful? Meh.

4. kevlarchick - April 27, 2008

Smiling is a statement of weakness and submission, which is why I do it alot.

And like S Weasel, my daddy paid alot for my smile.

5. Dave in Texas - April 27, 2008

I likes it when the chicks smile.

Specially if they smilin at me.

Mine isn’t so much a smile as it is a wry grin hidden by the stach.

6. lauraw - April 27, 2008

My smile is a little lopsided so I hate smiling in pictures.

7. mesablue - April 27, 2008

I like people who simile.

8. Cathy - April 27, 2008

I like people who simile.

Mesa’s smile is warm and kind
like macaroni and cheese on a cold winter day.

9. Cathy - April 27, 2008

Mesa’s heart is sweet and generous
like a hot fudge sundae banana split with everything on it.

10. daveintexas - April 27, 2008

I thought your smile was nice Laura, but I’m a moron.

If I shaved this thing off you would all be able to tell when I’m smiling, so I ain’t doin it.

11. Cathy - April 27, 2008

My smile is a little lopsided so I hate smiling in pictures.

Laura, <a href = “http://www.fresnobee.com/268/v-printerfriendly/story/505617.html” Mary Graham, President of Women of Faith has a lopsided smile. She is intelligent, delightful and the major brain behind the scenes.

I kept noticing her lopsided smile during the Women of Faith conference. It is part of who she is. I love it. It shows her uniqueness and is delightful and warm.

12. PattyAnn - April 27, 2008

Cathy, are you a redhead? Cause redheads seem to be the only ones who *get* Mesa.

Well, redheads and psychos. But we know you aren’t the psycho.

13. Cathy - April 27, 2008

Well — I blew that one. I’ll try again.

14. Cathy - April 27, 2008

My smile is a little lopsided so I hate smiling in pictures.

Laura, Mary Graham, President of Women of Faith has a lopsided smile. She is intelligent, delightful and the major brain behind the scenes.

I kept noticing her lopsided smile during the Women of Faith conference. It is part of who she is. I love it. It shows her uniqueness and is delightful and warm.

15. Cathy - April 27, 2008

I’m a moron. I’ll try one more time. Sheesh!

Mary Graham

16. Cathy - April 27, 2008

PattyAnn.

Erm. I was a brunette.

I’m comfy with the psycho-thing.

17. Tushar D - April 27, 2008

All female models have that
  “I have not eaten in 3 days and I feel miserable. I may be a bit constipated too, and if I crack a smile, people will realize that I have bad breath from indigestion”
look on their face.

I don’t like that look..

All male models nowadays look like someone cut off their balls and injected them with a virus that causes muscular dystrophy.

I don’t care for that either.

18. Tushar D - April 27, 2008

Or is that muscular atrophy? One of those two.

19. Michael - April 27, 2008

Good grief! Who are those impostors out there pretending to be the Spurs?

20. kevlarchick - April 27, 2008

I am not a redhead, but I will volunteer as one who “gets” Mesa.

I will “get” him anytime and gladly take the psycho thing. He is fine and sweet.

21. daveintexas - April 27, 2008

He is and was, an officer and a gentleman.

22. Pupster - April 27, 2008

R2

23. mesablue - April 27, 2008

Geez, you guys are embarrassing me.

Ok, not so much.

24. PattyAnn - April 27, 2008

I set you up, mesa. You’re welcome.

25. BrewFan - April 27, 2008

Michael told me that if he were ever to have gay sex it would be with mesa.

26. Michael - April 27, 2008

^

That’s true. Mesablue is hot.

27. Michael - April 27, 2008

And after all, gay sex with Mesablue couldn’t be much worse than what the Suns did to the Spurs this afternoon.

28. mesablue - April 27, 2008

Oh, I’m sure it would be worse.

At least I hope it would be.

29. eddiebear - April 27, 2008

^is this where the phrase “like a viking” comes into play?


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