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Dream Job April 27, 2008

Posted by Pupster in Ducks, Heroes, Philosophy, Travel.

Another round, guvner?

Pro: Get paid to drink in a pub

Cons: Part time, have to relocate to England

Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home.

I could do this. Wait..they drink cold beer in England, none of that lukewarm German stuff, right?

“Dad’s now going to be going down to the pub several times a week — three with his new friends and twice with me,” Mike Hammond told The Times on Thursday. “I want to give him some of his old life back.”

From Reuters, via YahooNews


1. harrison - April 27, 2008

Where do I sign?

2. eddiebear - April 27, 2008

As log as it’s Newcastle or Boddington’s, I’m good.

3. Lipstick - April 28, 2008

So, my cousin’s husband leaves her just after the birth of their second child. He had been cheating on her throughout the pregnancy and said he couldn’t handle the fatherhood thing. So he took off for the single life.

Now the ex-husband’s girlfriend is pregnant.

Cue Rev. Wright: Chickkkkennnns coming hoooommme to rooost!


4. Lipstick - April 28, 2008

I’m singing the Child Support Song….ya got three of them now….good luck having disposable income…

5. harrison - April 28, 2008

Dude needs to figure out what causes that swelling and stop it.

6. Dave in Texas - April 28, 2008


7. kevlarchick - April 28, 2008

Lips, you gotta chuckle at his predicament, but really feel sorry for those chitlins with a sonofabitch like that for a sperm donor.

8. Dave in Texas - April 28, 2008

I would call him a scumbag, but that would be insulting to bags of scum.

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