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You Know You Were Gone Too Long April 30, 2008

Posted by daveintexas in News.
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When the leftover fajitas from Taquieria Number 2 (which sounds an awful lot like a stomach ailment you get from bad TexMex) have some chicken, some beef bits, lots of onions and peppers,

 

and a half dozen shrimp tails.

 

 

dangit.

 

BONUS: How Lockpicking Works.

 

You’d be surprised how easy it really is.  I’ll bet any one of you a paycheck I could break into your house with a rake and a tension bar.

 

I’ve done this a few times.

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1. sandy burger - May 1, 2008

This thread deserves a pity comment.

I’m no Bart (or Amish), nor do I play one on the internet, but… how ’bout a song? Death Is Not The End, originally a Bob Dylan song, sung by Nick Cave and friends.

2. skinbad - May 1, 2008

I’ll bet I could break into your house with a rake as well.

3. Michael - May 1, 2008

I don’t want to break into Dave’s house. I’m just fine with sneaking into his yard and peeing in his pool.

4. Sobek - May 1, 2008

Sandy, that whole album is profoundly screwed up, and that song at the end is just the perfect finale.

5. daveintexas - May 1, 2008

*throws the hot wire into the pool*

a little “hidy there” from me to you Mike.

6. A Dashing Rake - May 1, 2008

I’ll bet I could break into your house with a rake as well.

I would add a lot of je ne sais quoi savoir faire raison d’etre to the event. Homeowners, hide your daughters.


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