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Advertising 101: Bouncing Buxom Breasts Bring Big Bucks June 13, 2008

Posted by Edward von Bear in Economics, Entertainment, Food, Humor, Man Laws, Sports, Technology.

Back when I was a young lad and passed out on a couch from a night of drinking burying my nose in textbooks, I can recall various ideas and theories about effective advertising. Personally, I found most of it to be silly, worthless, and full of crap. I mean, none of the shit they taught me actually translates into the real world. I knew at the age of 18 what sells, and I still know today. Breasts sell. And bouncing breasts sell even better.

Well, my professors can bite me for shooting down my theory and giving me a B for my projects. Why? Just take a look at this:

I have no idea what this commercial is trying to sell. But it got my attention. And I sure as hell don’t want to buy whatever it is this commercial is pimping because of that dude with the goatee.


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1. wiserbud - June 13, 2008

It’s……..hypnotic……. can’t………stop…….watching……..

Someone needs to show this to Rosetta. Maybe that will break his rather disturbing obsession with the big gals.

2. daveintexas - June 13, 2008

I don’t know what they’re advertising, but I find their ideas intriguing and I wish to subscribe to their newsletter.

3. Mr Minority - June 13, 2008

I think I have just developed a love for soccer.

Or at least the ball dribbling portion of the game.

4. XBradTC - June 13, 2008

Well, I was going to spend the day downloading pron, but now, why bother?

5. compos mentis - June 13, 2008

The question I have is this, “Why in hell wasn’t EB made a main page commenter long before now??!”

Nice post EB. Course, I’m an ass man myself and they were no good in that department.

I would make a request, but G*d only knows what you’d bring back.

6. GruntDoc - June 13, 2008

I’ll take two, please.

7. eddiebear - June 13, 2008

Keep it SFW, and my command is your request.

8. eddiebear - June 13, 2008

^Or at least I’ll try.

9. Cuffy Meigs - June 13, 2008

The chick in the ref stripes had…pointy elbows.

10. eddiebear - June 13, 2008

And awesome shoes

11. BrewFan - June 13, 2008

*makes note to add eddiebear to the IB profit sharing plan*

12. TXMarko - June 13, 2008

Thats it… I’m SOLD.

My next TV is gonna be a Samsung.

Even though the faked the ball skills.

13. TXMarko - June 13, 2008


the=they faked the ball skills.

/not enough beer yet

14. eddiebear - June 13, 2008

Just like the other assets in that video, who cares if the skills are fake?

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